It always amazes me what you see and hear in the ER.
Everytime someone would ask her what happened.....she would tell you a book......it was ridicolous and she was so melodramatic....Me and DH and a few others couldn't stop laughing.....
ER Nurse: What happened?
Her: I was at work today. I forgot my glasses. It was the end of the day. I was shuffling papers, you know the long paper, the thick kind, the kids you use with mortgages......
I was shuffling them, you know the mortgage type ones, and I slipped and it poked my eye......
I went to security and they told me to use the eye wash. Then, I tried to go to eye doctor, but they were closed.
So, I came Here. I had to put a paper towel in the corner of my eye and drive here. Can you see it? (No we can't see that big paper towel sticking out of your eye...LOL)
Later....after examination...
DR....You have a papercut in your eye.
Her: Oh my god......how big?
DR: across your eyeball, not the white part...which is good
Her: How many cms? (who asks questions like that)
Dr: I am going to give you antibiotic drops and you need to see a eye doctor tomorrow.
Her: I can't. I am going to be fired.
DR: this is a medical emergency
Her: Another girl just got in trouble for taking off for Spring Break with no prior notice....(starts to cry)
DR: I think they will understand, not like you need off for vac.
Her: Do you know any eye drs? (how bout the yellow pages, there are others waiting!!!!!)
DR.: dr...blah blah is good...
Her: Where is he located? Does he has nite hrs? Can you call? Can you draw me directions?
This went on and on for 30 some mins....
anytime, when either the nurse or the dr would start to walk away, she would say WAIT!!!!! and ask another damn question
I think I have babbled enough for now......