THE LIBERAL THREAD #3- No Debate Please

[mirmartinez]

You people have me rolling tonight.

It has been a fabulous night.


OMG I NEED THE VACCINE

HELP ME!!

 

[crazyforgoofy]

Well, my terrorist will get his own room and bath. He's going to have to fight my mom for the tv in that part of the house though. But he'll need wireless access because we're going to buy him a laptop of his very own. I've already begun knitting a sweater for him, it's much colder here than in Cuba or the Middle East. Poor baby, can't have him getting cold.

 

[Goofyluver]

It has been a fabulous night.


OMG I NEED THE VACCINE

HELP ME!!

Are you talking about the antidote?

Once you catch it...that's it.

Unless you're sent to one of those "programs" to cure you. I've heard they work.

 

[mirmartinez]

Are you talking about the antidote?

Once you catch it...that's it.

Unless you're sent to one of those "programs" to cure you. I've heard they work.

Yes the antidote is what I speak of. In my panic to quickly type my plea for help I fumbled my words.

Do you think breastmilk might help slow it down until I can get into one of those programs?

 

[LakeAriel]

Have to run to the store. Hope you are all here when I get back!

I think it's called the FT antedote, not sure...

 

[Goofyluver]

Do you think breastmilk might help slow it down until I can get into one of those programs?

Hmmmm. Hard to say.

Will you supplement with arugula?

 

[LakeAriel]

Woo Hoo! I was just called for a focus group next week. Two hundred dollars! More arugula for me!!

 

[chrisw127]

Bad news, everyone. My terrorist won't ride in the sling I had made for him. I told him it was important for bonding and building trust, but all he did was shake his fist at me and say a bunch of words I don't understand.

I'm starting to think he might not like me very much.

 

[chrisw127]

Woo Hoo! I was just called for a focus group next week. Two hundred dollars! More arugula for me!!

What are you focusing on? I hope it's something liberal.

 

[LakeAriel]

What are you focusing on? I hope it's something liberal.

It better be!! Nothing thrills me more (well except the election) then being paid to voice my opinion..

 

[designermv]

I'm going to co-sleep with my terrorist. My husband and I will tuck him in and cuddle with him all night.

I only hope he's weaned.

Breast is best, Chris.

 

[designermv]

Check it---I am going to tandem nurse my terrorists. And if they have trouble sleeping, I will absolutely NOT let them CIO. That's probably why they ended up terrorists in the first place. Their parents let them cry themselves to sleep as babies!!! THE HUMANITY! We'll tend to our organic arugula patch on the land, and at night I'll nurse them to sleep after a hearty dinner and a arugula-wheatgrass smoothie. We'll pray for the polar bears and fall asleep.

 

[chris1gill]

Bad news, everyone. My terrorist won't ride in the sling I had made for him. I told him it was important for bonding and building trust, but all he did was shake his fist at me and say a bunch of words I don't understand.

I'm starting to think he might not like me very much.

If you need translation, my friend can translate for you... I'll just call him for you.

 

[chrisw127]

Check it---I am going to tandem nurse my terrorists. And if they have trouble sleeping, I will absolutely NOT let them CIO. That's probably why they ended up terrorists in the first place. Their parents let them cry themselves to sleep as babies!!! THE HUMANITY! We'll tend to our organic arugula patch on the land, and at night I'll nurse them to sleep after a hearty dinner and a arugula-wheatgrass smoothie. We'll pray for the polar bears and fall asleep.

Tandem nursing. Now that's overachieving.

I will send you some lanolin. And one of those twin nursing pillows.

 

[chrisw127]

If you need translation, my friend can translate for you... I'll just call him for you.

Can he curse in Arabic? Because I think that's what he's saying.

 

[LakeAriel]

Check it---I am going to tandem nurse my terrorists. And if they have trouble sleeping, I will absolutely NOT let them CIO. That's probably why they ended up terrorists in the first place. Their parents let them cry themselves to sleep as babies!!! THE HUMANITY! We'll tend to our organic arugula patch on the land, and at night I'll nurse them to sleep after a hearty dinner and a arugula-wheatgrass smoothie. We'll pray for the polar bears and fall asleep.

Aren't polar bears the cutest things?

 

[profdsny]

Bad news, everyone. My terrorist won't ride in the sling I had made for him. I told him it was important for bonding and building trust, but all he did was shake his fist at me and say a bunch of words I don't understand.

I'm starting to think he might not like me very much.

He probably hates your freedom. Of course, little does he know that you won't have any anymore.

 

[profdsny]

Free thread.

 

[chris1gill]

Can he curse in Arabic? Because I think that's what he's saying.

Yes, in fact he can... he's from Pakistan himself, I'm sure he could come up with any translation ya needed... Now my friend who is married to him is trying to learn the language, she might actually know those words better LOL...

 

[designermv]

Anybody need a NeoCon Tears martini? The FT PMS is really raging tonight.