THE LIBERAL THREAD #3- No Debate Please

[Goofyluver]

I'm going to co-sleep with my terrorist. My husband and I will tuck him in and cuddle with him all night.

I only hope he's weaned.

Oh no you di'int.

 

[LakeAriel]

yes it is to dangerous, I hear there is an epidemic sweeping thru our schools
(I say what it is but I am afraid I will catch it)

Whatever you do, stay home tomorrow!!

 

[chrisw127]

Oh no you di'int.

I'm only following the rules of good liberal parenting, you know, co-sleeping for many years, breastfeeding, respecting with discipline. The whole Dr. Sears thing. That's why they turned into terrorists, you know. Not breastfed.

 

[LakeAriel]

I'm going to co-sleep with my terrorist. My husband and I will tuck him in and cuddle with him all night.

I only hope he's weaned.

Good Grief, Charlie Brown!!!!

free thread...

 

[chrisw127]

Whatever you do, stay home tomorrow!!

Just stay away from anyone who looks like they're good at decorating and you should be okay.

Also, avoid the men's department in Saks. Just in case.

 

[Goofyluver]

Just stay away from anyone who looks like they're good at decorating and you should be okay.

Also, avoid the men's department in Saks. Just in case.

Well, that and anyone who uses the word "fabulous" with ease and consistency.

 

[mirmartinez]

I'm only following the rules of good liberal parenting, you know, co-sleeping for many years, breastfeeding, respecting with discipline. The whole Dr. Sears thing. That's why they turned into terrorists, you know. Not breastfed.

I think your on to something here.
Think of all the good that can come from a "breastfeed a terrorist" outreach program

 

[chrisw127]

Well, that and anyone who uses the word "fabulous" with ease and consistency.

Yes, that's probably a good sign.

Remember, they're always recruiting. We straight folks are just too incredibly hot for them to resist.

 

[chrisw127]

I think your on to something here.
Think of all the good that can come from a "breastfeed a terrorist" outreach program

I'm going to contact La Leche right now!

 

[Goofyluver]

I'm going to contact La Leche right now!

Rule #477 in the liberal handbook. Speed dial #2 must be Le Leche on any and all phones.

 

[mirmartinez]

As we all know #1 is reserved for the ACLU
rule #291

 

[LakeAriel]

#3 Fresh Express for arugula!

 

[Goofyluver]

As we all know #1 is reserved for the ACLU
rule #291

#3 Fresh Express for arugula!

Now now ladies. Let's not give away all of our secrets.

We ALL know #7 is the life line. THE ONE.

The lurkers will know. Sssshhhhhh.

 

[mirmartinez]

Now now ladies. Let's not give away all of our secrets.

We ALL know #7 is the life line. THE ONE.

The lurkers will know. Sssshhhhhh.

Sorry, your right

 

[LakeAriel]

Where is the Depends smiley?

 

[Goofyluver]

Sorry, your right

Well, I'm actually left. But, who's keeping track?



And rule #1 in the lib handbook.

"Liberals do no wrong. If and when you feel you have been wrong, blame your mistake on listening to Rush Limbaugh or Bill O'Reilly."

 

[chris1gill]

I'm going to co-sleep with my terrorist. My husband and I will tuck him in and cuddle with him all night.

I only hope he's weaned.

There ya go.... I have more to do than most of you to ready the room, we moved one house into the other, and this house is overflowing, particularly in that room I might have to co-sleep with my terrorist

As for the schools, I think I will send my terrorist to a religious school so they can pray the terrorist out of them. I'll have to research which schools have the best rates at doing this.

 

[chris1gill]

Just stay away from anyone who looks like they're good at decorating and you should be okay.

Also, avoid the men's department in Saks. Just in case.

OMG,

 

[mirmartinez]

There ya go.... I have more to do than most of you to ready the room, we moved one house into the other, and this house is overflowing, particularly in that room I might have to co-sleep with my terrorist

As for the schools, I think I will send my terrorist to a religious school so they can pray the terrorist out of them. I'll have to research which schools have the best rates at doing this.

I am going to home school mine, I am still afraid he may catch something at public school ( I am not talking about an education, though that scares me too!)

 

[Goofyluver]

I am going to homeshool mine, I am still afraid he may catch something at public school ( I am not talking about an education, though that scares me too!)

You people have me rolling tonight.