Hehe! This is funny:
Bush Says He Lets Red Phone Go Straight to Voicemail
Baffled By Clinton Campaign Ads, President Says
President George W. Bush commented on Sen. Hillary Clintons controversial red phone campaign ads at the White House today, telling reporters, When that red phone rings, I just let it go straight to voicemail.
Mr. Bush rarely comments about the Democratic presidential contest, but he said that he had to speak up about Sen. Clintons red phone ads because he found them so confusing.
If I answered the red phone every time it rang, I would never get any sleep, Mr. Bush said. Sometimes it starts ringing at 9 PM, and I am already tucked in by then.
Mr. Bush said that theres nothing so important that it cant wait until tomorrow, or whenever I remember to check my voicemail.
In a rebuke of Sen. Clinton, Mr. Bush added, If she doesnt know about letting your calls go straight to voicemail, I dont think she has the experience to be president.
Campaigning in Houston, former President Bill Clinton took issue with Mr. Bushs remarks, telling reporters, When I get a call at 3 AM, I always pick up, if you know what I mean.
Pressed to explain exactly what he meant, the former president said, Three oclock in the morning come on! Odds are were talking about a booty call.
Shortly after his booty call remark, the Clinton campaign said that they were revising the former presidents itinerary to focus on states that had already voted in February.
Elsewhere, Sen. John McCain released a new series of campaign ads, showing him answering a telegraph key at 3 A.M.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/bush-says-he-lets-red-pho_b_89567.html