Whether she'd been truly convinced that the plan was a good one or simply decided that I wasn't going to give up and gave in, my DW finally said, "okay, I guess that's a workable plan."
However, she followed that up with a request that I check for flights from the US airports nearby. I had to remind her that I'd already looked and then I had to prove to her that there wasn't a viable option. (I did find one option out of one airport and then back into another one, but, that would only work if we had someone willing to drop us off and pick us up or if we drove 2 cars to the return airport, dropped one off and then drove past the departure airport on the way home. In other words, there were no viable options.)
Then, I checked for a flight from/to home. Everything was REALLY expensive! Plus, there's the reality that the taxes for a flight from home are roughly the same as the total cost of a flight within the US.
So, I took one last stab in the dark and looked for a points (airline points) flight -- when I've booked points flights for Christmas time in the past I've found that booking 6 months out still generally meant I couldn't travel when I wanted. So, I was checking just so I could say that I had with little hope of success. And, I had an odd sort of luck. There were NO flights for the regular 25 000 points (per person, return flight), BUT, there was a flight on the morning of my birthday that is direct, non-stop and gets us to Orlando before 10:30! The catch? 50 000 points (per person, return flight).
Well, this is where the cheap gene really starts to take over. 100 000 points for a flight to/from Orlando really isn't a good use of them. My DW started pricing the various options. How much would a rental car cost? How much would the hotels on the road cost? What would the airline taxes cost? Etc.? The reality is that we would come out spending about the same overall just in a different configuration. AND, we'd get an extra night at disney.
Now the bargaining really got going....
New Plan:
Direct flight on the Saturday morning, arrival at disney by about noon.
Full half-day at disney...resort, DTD or Water Park.
FOUR full days at disney.
Flight home, in time for church on the 24th.
I just needed to convince my DW that it was okay to spend the extra points. (The thing about airline points is that they are worth something because you can use them for expensive flights, but, I view their greatest use as being available for use when you don't have the cash for a flight.)
So, I presented the options and waited about 24 hours before asking her to choose between the driving and flying options.
Her response?
"If we fly we get an extra day at disney?"
("Yes.")
"Okay, book it!"