The Haunted What's on Your Mind Thread and the Search for the 1,000th Happy Haunt

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What's the matter with you, then?

It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me, it's 'cause I'm little.

Now you've got an inferiority complex, you have.

Yeah, I know, that's why I play the drums. It's my active compensatory factor.
 

Excuse me, have you seen that little old man we were with-?

We've broken out, ah, the blessed freedom of it all! Have you got a nail file, these handcuffs are killing me! I was framed, I'm innocent, I don't want to go!

Sorry for disturbing you girls.

I bet you can't guess what I was in for, AHAHAHAHAHA!
 
I should have known better with a girl like you
That I would love everything that you do
And I do, hey, hey, hey, and I do.
Whoa, whoa, I never realized what a kiss could be
This could only happen to me;
Can't you see, can't you see?
That when I tell you that I love you, oh,
You're gonna say you love me too, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, oh,
And when I ask you to be mine,
You're gonna say you love me too.

So, I should have realized a lot of things before
If this is love you've gotta give me more
Give me more, hey hey hey, give me more
Whoa, whoa, I never realized what a kiss could be
This could only happen to me
Can't you see, can't you see?
That when I tell you that I love you, oh
You're gonna say you love me too, oh
And when I ask you to be mine,
You're gonna say you love me too,
You love me too
You love me too
You love me too
 
I don't snore.

You do, repeatedly.

Do I snore, John?

Yeah, you're a window-rattler, son.

That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?

With a trombone hooter like yours, it'd be unnatural if you didn't.

Now Paulie, don't mock the afflicted.

Oh, come off it, it's only a joke.

It may be a joke, but it's his nose. He can't help having a hideous great hooter. And the poor little head trembling under the weight of it.
 
It's yer nose, you know. Fans are funny that way. They'll take a dislike to things; they'll pick on a nose.

Aw, you pick on your own.
 
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