i've discovered that if i look out my left eye, everything is crystal clear. but if i look out my right eye, i can't even read the tv that is 7 feet away from me because everything is so blurry
"so do you want to open a daycare?"
"no I want to be a teacher."
"so you want to be a preschool teacher?"
"no, I want to teach kindergarten. My degree only covers K-3 anyway."
"so are you wanting to teach math"
"no! I want to teach kindergarten!"