The Fixer,The CookMaster,The Teacher,The President: 2007 sequel-*BACK 10-20-08 * Yep

Shrek knows something of ear pain as he is a semi-frequent flyer and also a Q-tip abuser. Q-tips!! They are both busted!! Excuse this medical aside for one or six sentences. Can you read the box? Forget it. You don’t ever read the box. Shrek, you ram those things in your ears and guess what? They clog your ears and you get infections and you cannot hear and your wife has to hear about it and offer advice and then you don’t take her advice and go to the doctor (even when you have two very good friends who are ENTS) and you finally go when your wife calls one of the friends from home and then you are healed and then at least you have eardrops that MIGHT heal or lessen your friend’s pain when you are in Disney World together and his ear hurts and he will not listen to his wife and go to a clinic.

Cledus needed more of Shrek’s drops (they were all full of how they had ‘healed’ him as we walked three paces behind and rolled our eyes) so we headed back to Beach Club.

Q-tip abuser :scared1: They are both men, why can't they just use their truck keys?

The first time we ever ate atop the Contemporary was on our 1988 honeymoon! Ah yes, Shrek and I were Disney planners the night he asked me to marry him. As soon as I said Yes and inspected the ring, we looked at each other and said, “Honeymoon in Disney World!” Back in those days, we big-haired gals dressed up to take in a Broadway style dinner show and we, of course, had front and center seats as I had called the first available ADR date almost 20 years ago. I remember my 1987 calendar holding the dates I could call Disney to make my dining reservations for the places we wanted to eat on our honeymoon. Has it been 20 years???

It's been 20 years :bride: But in those 20 years you have learned important things like Inspect the ring before saying yes :upsidedow

ICK!!!! The Flixer is NASTY! Those sheep must inbreed or need to get out more. I can still taste it and my mouth is doing that pre-puke saliva thing even as I type this. That was some foul-smelling excuse for expensive (but Dining Plan) cheese.

Perfect description of the feeling that you have just before you loose your lunch. But, must we insult the sheep who have no other choice then to breed with their 2nd cousins :idea:

This year, as it was so cold and windy, we adults opted to watch from our stellar table view where we could see out the window and enjoy every note of the score and story. Bliss.

That is my idea of what will happen at 9:00 every night in Heaven.

Crème Brulee followed, which might happen every night in Heaven too if we are following a theme.

I wish I may, I wish I might…know that I could enjoy one night…just one night…like this once every six months or so for the rest of my life.

Is that too much to ask??

That sounds perfect. If I get there 1st, I'll save you a seat for your 1st night of seeing Wishes from above :hug:

:dance3: :dance3: :dance3:
 
another wonderful installment... The california grill sounds wonderful, we willl have to try it one of these trips...
 
Okay, NOW I know Grammy is better! :thumbsup2 Now that does sound like a great vision of heaven to me too. :banana:
 
I am so happy that Grammy is on the mend! I too love Wishes (looks like a theme;) ). This September I will watch them from the CG and I will order a Lemondrop from the bar and take a few drinks to toast you for telling me about it!! ;) We may eat a few dessert sushi (ha ha ha love the gummies on those) in your honor as well. :thumbsup2

KEEP IT COMING!!


PS MEN?!!! What is with them and not being able to take care of themselves? My dh contends it makes him boyishly handsome...BAH HUM BUG! It just means I have three little boys and one big boy to take care of! ;)

Thanks again for sharing!!
 

Those eveil Q-tips! I couldnt believe it when I read it. I am an addict/abuser too.

Just about a month ago I hauled myself to the Dr. with pain and a fever of 102. Inner and outer ear infection~I felt like I was twelve. The doctor was on to me. She gave me drops for after the infection cleared up but I havent filled it yet!

Poor Cledus!

I am now thinking how to work in CG/Wishes.

So glad to hear Granny's miraculous news.:goodvibes
 
Great news about Grammy!! :thumbsup2 :hug:

I feel the same way about Wishes. :goodvibes :cloud9:

Keep up the great work!
 
What? She WHAT? No way.

Granny’s eating chicken broth???
Amazing! I can only imagine what a relief this news must have been for you>

What Cledus was still nursing a pretty intense earache. Ever since the plane landed, he had been quietly suffering through the pain of a throbbing left ear.
:scared: As a frequent recipient of ear infections, (NOT due to Qtip abuse, FYI ;) ), I am right now cringing in empathy.

What I have to experience it, once per trip, from the California Grill.

Well, I like it that way.
I haven’t done this in years and it’s absolutely the best!

What We had a lovely table as well. They are all lovely when you are in The Happiest Place On Earth celebrating life and feeling like you have chased all your troubles away!
::yes::
 
Loved this chapter full of happiness and fun (well, except for Em's Soarin' trauma....)! I just read it for the second time and discovered the round table picture of the Gatelatches and Fixers! Somehow (:confused3 ) I missed that the 1st time around. Love it!!

Yummy, Cali Grill lemondrops (see my picture below!!), yummy, Cali filet, and ahhhh Wishes from the observation deck. :cloud9: I've only done it once...and it was with you!!! Hope to do it again soon. And yes, with you. Again.

So happy about Granny's miraculous recovery! What a trooper she is!!:thumbsup2 (I think that's a trait that's been passed down........)

Hope to hear more soon!!!
 
Wonderful :cheer2:
Magical :wizard:
Funny :laughing:

And such good news about your Grammy must have made the day seem like bliss :cloud9: I love how your happiness and love of your family shines through this section. :flower3:

Wishes is the ut most. I 100% agree.

Oh and the photo of the boys with the cheese is priceless. :laughing:
 
I'm so happy to hear about Grammy!!!


I LOVE that the kids LOVED the CHEESE PLATE!!!!


And their faces are so funny.



And cute.


Now I'm in a RAGE!!!! Tho.


'Cause I want me some CG Cheese Sampler. Right NOW!!!


And all I can scrap up is a VERY old... Huge wheel of Brie.



Stil(ton) lovin'... the REPORT!!!!


And...you're ok too. Not at all nasty. Flixer.


Heh heh.


Cheers, Melly.

:3dglasses
 
Awww. I have tears in my eyes just thinking about what a wonderful time you had! I can't WAIT to meet you, sissy! And see Wishes with you! (Keep me away from the Lemon drops, though!)
 
Jamal, I would just like to say that I truly enjoy reading your trip reports. As a matter of fact your trip report last year at the poly is what got me hooked on reading trip reports. It was so well written and completly enjoyable, just as this report is. Now thanks to you I'm hooked on the trip report board reading yours and other trip reports. I know I never post at all, but I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your work. Keep it up! :woohoo:
 
That lump in my throat is back.

I did NOT have any Flixer or other disgusting cheeses this evening.

You people are too kind to me.

Aro, especially to you, oh four-poster, thank you from the bottom of my heart for putting your fingers to the keyboard.

It's Wishes time:wizard: .

I WISH you all a MAGICAL evening.

I do not know~~I will never know on this sphere~~how I have been so blessed.:yay:
 
Just giving you a nice big bump from the bottom of page two!

Thank you so much for Jamal for your kind words, you are far too sweet to all of us. I might be tempted now to come out of hiding! :cool1:
 
Jami, dear Jami! Soo happy to hear of Granny's bounce back. As if Wishes and Lemon Drops with dear friends wasn't enough to lighten your heart, the news of Granny surely sent you soaring.

Can't wait to read the rest ...
 
Thanks Jami for keeping us updated about Grannie. I'm so glad that she is doing better. lets hope this means shes improving even more now. :)
 
Hi, Jami! :wave2:

I'm new here. Read your entire report today and I'm loving it. You are an uber-planner! You seem to manage the plans for a large group with ease and your days sound so relaxed. Bravo!

May I just say :scared: on the stinky cheese and the fruit loop puke. Ewwwww. I have some recent up-close experience with fruit loop puke and I'll just leave it at that.

On a personal note, I am just a year older than you, live 2+ hours from my hometown, and have an 89 year old grandmother who practically raised me. I was so touched by your Illuminations cruise and your thoughts of your granny. I'm so happy she's OK. We've had some scarey moments like that too.

Well...I'm off the trip report super highway of rapid fire installments now and I'll happily wait for the next one along with everyone else.
 
KPK~ Thank you! I still can't believe that phone call about Granny either!

Aro~ Thanks for the bump. I needed a backhoe today.

Ron~You are so thoughtful!

Melinda~Welcome aboard and thanks for reading (if you are still here).

I have been gone but am back and will have the next chapter ready tomorrow! The next installments will be posting all week!
 
I have been gone but am back and will have the next chapter ready tomorrow! The next installments will be posting all week!
:woohoo: :woohoo: Looking forward to reading the next installments!!:woohoo: :woohoo: Welcome back (from real life ;) ) Jamal!!:wizard:
 
I'm here.

Where have you been?

Thanks for coming back. It’s Monday morning (and our third full park day) so it’s time to go to the Disney MGM Studios! Hey, they can change the name as many times as they want; we still call it MGM. Don’t you?

This is the day we finally became a Party of 16! My sister the (first grade)Teacher and her two children had arrived at POP the night before and would be meeting us at MGM at our usual before-opening time.

The Gatelatch, Coattail and Fixer families met in the Beach Club lobby for a boat ride over to the Studios. The plan was in place. Everyone had their scream primed for a thriller morning!

It was another picture perfect day and the launch was so comfortable. I ask you, how could I not be blissfully happy in the company of these friends?

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Look! The My sister and her family blended right into the short line and our group 20 minutes before the park opened.


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The kids were so happy to be together.


I think I have told you that besides one being my family, all these children have gone to school together since Kindergarten. Our families play on weekends, have dinner, camp in scouts, play on sports teams, perform in school plays (much more on that to come!), and share the same large circle of friends and similar lifestyle back home, so we knew they would get along. We never really gave it a second thought, but by the end of the trip we marveled at how it was even better than we could have predicted!

The older kids, the seventh grade boys, really didn’t fight with the tens and elevens as they oh, sometimes, might do back home. They included them when that was a fit. Thirteen year old boys can get a bad rap in this world. I may or may not be one who has pre-judged them in the past. I may or may not owe some teens and adults an apology. I have grown to watch and see that these guys are smart, easygoing, hilarious companions! They also treated the seven year old tagalongs very well. They encouraged, but didn’t pressure, them to try new experiences. They offered to sit with them on rides, make room at tables, and go first on the big Stormalong Bay slide. Yep, they are welcome at my house and on my vacation anytime!

The tens and elevens were a great group! I LOVE these three!


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Full of sparkle, enthusiasm, positive energy, and laughter, these future stars were never at a loss for words. They were our unscripted show when we needed a story but kept themselves off and entertained in conversation for endless stints. We trusted them to be independently responsible and flexible when we needed to make a group decision.

Can you tell they are not Oldest Children? They are ready! Let’s go, aybee!!
Walk this way!!!!!!!!!

The Plan called for the typical sprint to the thrillers with a ride on one and a FastPass for the other. A few of our group actually planned to SKIP the Tower of Most Amazing Drops Ever so we had a split-the-fastpasses plan in place. Everyone met at the coaster and jumped in the standby line for a Rockin party of (almost) 16. Abstainers identities will be omitted to protect their embarrassment, but we’ll just say the seven year olds couldn’t wait to ride.

Spotted as we scooted through the short line: Disney landscape offenders.


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My Shrek loves the RnRC. He was so glad when Evan started riding it but not the Tower because he could admit the Coaster is his true love and ‘take Evan’ again while Andrew and I go to the creepy hotel. I think in that moment my love believes he’s Steven Tyler racing to the gig in that limo. He taught himself to play the guitar at age 15 and bought himself an electric guitar about three years ago. He loves to plug in all the amps and release his inner rock star in the spare bedroom once a week. I think when he’s spinning through the darkness listening to that music it all comes together for him and he doesn’t even have to play. The adoring fans are just waiting for him!!

His voice is naturally one of the loudest on the planet. His fraternity name was The Prince of Noise. It comes in handy when we need to call the kids in from playing in the neighborhood. I have to turn the phone volume to ‘low’ every time we talk. You don’t want to sit next to him in the bleachers when one of our kids is playing ball or the Vols are on the field. Well, on that dark limo ride, he has some screaming and laughing going on and I laugh the whole time because I KNOW how loud he is and that everyone can hear him!! I always think people have a good time riding with Shrek because they usually get off and comment ‘how much that one guy was laughing and screaming’ and I smile (because he does not listen so he never knows) and appreciate his big voice for a change.

This also happens—in a huge way—on Test Track.

One of our first meeting spots we chose as we made our way around was the Tips Board. Remember we said we were going to keep up with interesting Cast Member names? Well, the whispering and ‘write this downs’ began as soon as we met Taku. I didn’t need to write it down to remember this terrific fella! Taku was the happiest, most helpful man we had ever met. His smile was absolutely contagious as he answered questions coming at him from every side of his head. He was perfectly cast at the Tips and Information Center.

I could have watched him all day except I had other things to do.

Bye Taku! We’ll be back to catch one of your smiles!

The younger and middle age kids had been talking about the High School Musical Pep Rally for weeks. It was the talk of our community where our high school was one of the first in the country to stage it this spring. Like 100,000 other kids, E had seen it, bought the t-shirt, and had it signed by the cast. We had checked the Times Guide and were NOT going to miss it!

Here it comes!!

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Uh oh. Caught ya being grumpy. What, you don’t LOVE High School Musical?


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Smart Emiline had also checked the Times Guide so our boys could check out Lightning McQueen and Co. at a special appearance time. Good girl! We all scattered but Em, Crush and I got to watch this:


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I absolutely hate that these days and photo ops are fleeting and my Disney future holds many more cell phone calls of, “Mom, I’ll meet you at the Times Board in 72 hours.” Yes, Yes, I know I can take Shrek’s picture in front of Tow Mater (he does a spot-on impression) but I will forever miss my little boys racing to see the characters when those days end.

Those days, thankfully, are almost, but not QUITE here yet.

I think I just heard Shrek scream from across the park.

Now, NOW I get to ride the Tower!! I get to d-r-o-p thirteen stories! I can’t wait!!!!!!!!!

It’s a big day and big moment. E and little G have decided to ride! Their big brothers have encouraged them they Can do it and they are ready to face their fears.

Our group approached the hotel gate and presented our fastpasses.

The CM deadpanned : I can’t read it when your thumb is over the time. Goodbye.
Perfect.

We were ready.

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No one was nervous.

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I sat next to my baby and watched his face the whole time. Actually, I was next to both boys and their faces said, “Get me off this thing you horrible mothers. This is scary and you lied to us. There are talking ghosts in here.”

Their comments at the end when their brothers got in their faces and asked what they thought were, “That was amazing! That was beastly, awesome, and I can’t wait to do it again.”

By the end of the trip E placed the Tower in a tie for his top two rides.

Apparently, his face can lie as well as his words.

We met the Great Movie Riders for our lunch reservation at one of our favorite stops we must do every trip: Prime Time Café. We can’t go anywhere else in the Studios (there, I said it) because we’ve yet to have a bad experience here!

I approached the podium and kindly asked for our favorite server, Auntie Claire, but she was off that day. I did ask for someone funny (always do that!) and we were not disappointed. Loulaki (call me Luke) from Morocco was great!

He had G (13) sing ‘I’m a Little Teapot’ for putting his elbows on the table. Hey, we had all been warned!

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Luke was serious about his elbows-on-the-tables rule and he had a ripe crowd. My nephew B had to stand in the corner with his nose on the wall. The Gatelatches DS13 had to set the adults’ table.

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His favorite target from the moment we sat down though, was my sister, the Teacher. Boy, did he get on to her. First of all, she was texting into her phone while he was talking.

I don’t think he liked that.

Then she bantered with him about proper manners and rules.

He called her a Bossy Mom and had the entire restaurant section engage in a You Are a Bossy Mom sing-song when she did something he didn’t like.

He called her Teacher of the Month and kept singing “Yeah, It’s your birthday; fix your bumper. It’s your birthday.”

Oh, he may have referred to me by that name as well when he found out I was her older sister.

He put her in a nose against the wall for backtalk.

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Our food came and it was delicious. The kids were nervous they would get in trouble if they didn’t eat all their vegetables or all the food on their plates. In fact, I think I saw some potpie veggies being sneaked into a napkin.

We caught Luke peeking through the bookshelves watching us on the way to the kitchen. He was a hoot!

Then he came back to see if we had eaten all our lunch.

He didn’t think the teacher had eaten enough of her grilled chicken salad.

He decided to talk to her about it.

My sister is, um, pretty firm in her position on things.

Luke wasn’t budging and resorted to some parenting tricks of his own.


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They renegotiated.


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Guess who won?


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Before we left we thanked and applauded Luke and he shooed us out of there.

I even got a hug from my darling niece:


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Could this day get any better?
 




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