The Fixer and The Cookmaster:major pixie dust*IT'S FINISHED*EPILOGUE UP!!#389

jamal said:
Now I am ALL for freedoms as laid out by our founding fathers, but I admit I am flummoxed when a guest plans a park day, buys a pricey ticket, then intentionally, dare I say confidently, leaves their home dressed like this:

I felt I should wash my young friend’s eyes out with soap after he was witness to this mess!! Everyone, please, a full-length mirror and/or honest friend is a worthwhile investment…
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Whoa. I think that's all I can muster right now. Just Whoa.

p.s. loving your TR!

*Shannon
 
My heart is racing!! zzuB :worship: is reading my trip report.
 
Part 6, Cinderellabration!

Napped at the Poly. No details required; it was the usual snore. We did the best we could to make ourselves presentable for royalty then monorailed back to MK. The CookMaster’s CM friend gave us a specific time and place to arrive for the meet-and-greet. As soon as Cinderellabration ended, a friendly CM opened a tiny tiny door in the temporary castle wall. I honestly felt like we were going through the back of the wardrobe into Narnia! No winter here, though. It was FANTASYLAND!! The CookMaster cried when she saw the faces lined up to meet us. I think I was shaking. The husbands were filming…Jasmine, we think. Princes and princesses in full regalia filled the room. The costumes! The jewelry!

First picture I could snap...
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I love the way Aurora is holding her hand:
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A kind CM took a group shot!
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Note that Cledus remains a bit removed from the group. He's not much of a hugger...

Here are some examples of the comments and conversations during the meet–and-greet--
Belle and Prince Vincent (never knew his human name!!) to E, who was wearing a Dash shirt:
Are you fast? Will you show us how fast you run? Oh, my, you are fast, little Prince!!

Jasmine: Where are you from? Did you arrive by magic carpet? Or camel?
Cinderella: You came on a plane? Well, I prefer horse-drawn carriage myself.
Aurora: You young princes play football? My prince doesn’t play football, but he’s very good on a horse!

The CookMaster and I are bookmasters, too, so we had a photo with Belle.
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Thoughts about the meet-and-greet:
• Even our boys were impressed.
• Cinderella’s white dress is fantastic! Her earrings not attached to her headband like they are when she wears her blue dress.
• The princes are hilarious because they are so, well, no offense, plastic!! Not many lines for these hapless footmen. All that rescuing and horse-riding and Beast-evolving seems to have sucked their personalities away. It’s all about the girls…except Aladdin. He’s cool and had a few things to say.

The meet-and-greet ends after about ten magical minutes. We leave the castle and my DH, Mr. Incredible, christens the CookMaster….The Magician. She has produced magic for us today and we are in awe of her talents!

This is a short chapter but I wanted to get my faithful readers these pictures! The Magician has more up her sleeve….

Next chapter: http://www.disboards.com/showpost.php?p=12218503&postcount=58
 
Wow, Jamal, I've never seen such princess pictures! Absolutely fabulous. I never had a desire to hit the Princess meals, but this makes me want to go!

Great report, BTW!

And this picture.... :faint:

 

Hey Jamal - great pictures! We got to do the same thing when we were there in January. We didn't include it in our reports cause we were told it was a special thing and not to tell anyone! I'll post our picture over on the CB. But that was one of the most awesome moments we've ever had! Glad to know someone else has done this so we can gab about it!

Blessings!
Marky Mark
 
Jamal:

just wanted to say LOVIN' it!!!!


thanks for a great TR!!!


I love Beauty and the Beast too btw...my fav!!!



I run around the house singing like Belle all the time, trying to teach dh the words but he ain't going for it YET....

WE'LL SEE!!


thanks again :)
 
Jamal, your report is too cute! So is your haircut. I really might print off a pic of you and show it to the girl who cuts my hair.

See, you never know where these TRs might lead.

Also, I don't feel so bad taking two posts to cover one day on my Trip Report when it's taking you, what, 5 so far for March 24?

It's super! Keep at it.
 
Hi Jamal! Finallyfinallyfinally I got a chance to read your report. Love it! How awesome to get to travel in richy rich mode, and to be with your good friends. I'm with the rest of your fan club -- don't rush it, but see if you can post up another quality installment ASAP!

For you: :cheer2: :banana: :cheer2: :banana: :cheer2:
 
This is a great trip report! and those princess pics, i have shivers! i would have bawled to walk in and see that. What a blessing to have such pixie dust around you! I look forward to more :O)
 
The last installment and pics were.... WOW. How great was that?

The group shot is incredible. I would blow that up poster size and wallpaper my bathroom. :rotfl: :rotfl:

Can't wait for more.
 
Awesome report continues! That shot of the group is so awesome. :cheer2:

Now about that "lady" :p (and I use the term loosely)...just scary, darn scary!
 
I am so loving your report! And the pictures, wonderful! Well except for the one of the lady in the waaaay too short skirt. Eeek! How embarassing! :crazy:

Keep 'em coming!

Allyson
 
frankenpooh said:
Jamal, your report is too cute! So is your haircut. I really might print off a pic of you and show it to the girl who cuts my hair.

Mee tooo! I love it. I used to be short, but grew it out a few years ago. You may just have inspired me enough!
:rolleyes1
Smiles,
Kathleen :wizard:
 
I am soooo glad I took pictures and wrote this trip report so you fine people could get hairdo ideas.

The CookMaster (on the left with Belle) is the one with the better hair and coined the term zesty for the cut. I've always had short hair and have gone to her hairguy for 4 years, but hers is still the standard.

OK, back to Dis. I am happy you like our little tale and pictures. I will try to get another chapter done today! To quote an idol, this will be endless!!
 
Wow, there are some really great trip reports going on, ALL at the same time. At this rate, I will never be caught up on Laundry.

You are doing a great job!

My DD had a kindergarten teacher who used to say, "You get what you get and you don't get upset"

BTW, the lady in the short skirt was ME. I really thought I looked good that day! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
I AM SOOOO KIDDING !!!!
 
DAY 3, March 25

DH is a liar. “I’m getting up! I’m making the coffee while you shower.” He did neither. He got up late then stunk up the bathroom. He is on my List!!!

We had a hot plan for EPCOT and arrived in short order (hence the cookie-eating time at the gate). The CookM and I were once again FastPass designees, chicken-runners or not. We FPed Test Track and walked walked walked to Soarin where we all rode Puddy. We had some rude front row sitters who would NOT MOVE ALL THE WAY TO THE END OF THE ROW-I will NEVER understand this-but it was a beautiful flight. This is my type of vacation!! I love it!

I want you to know I did something I never thought I’d do. I did it for Mel and all of you. I felt I owed it to Mel for all the entertainment she has given me.

I rode Gary.

I hate to spin. I hate nausea. I hate the teacups.

I liked the pre-mission. I even liked the liftoff. I had listened and knew not to close my eyes or turn my head from the screen. After the liftoff, though, I was ALL DONE and focused on not barfing in DHs lap. I made it, but that thing is Mission: Disorientation. Mission: Vomit. Mission: Puke. OK, enough.

We had a much better time on Test Track. We all love that ride! It is E’s very favorite. In the dump shop he begged me to buy the same toy we bought there three years ago that he played with for exactly one week. No sir.

The CookMaster’s family had lunch plans with her brother who happened to be at Disney at the same time. So we parted ways for a few hours. But Dude! We did Crush! That is awesome, dude!! We also enjoyed lunch at Cantina de San Angel, did Innoventions (much better than DQ to us), and rode Figment.

We headed to Spaceship Earth to ride the golf ball before heading back to the hotel. But the golf ball let us down…slowly. It broke…excuse me, went down… while we were at the top. That’s where I took my nap (I can sleep ANYWHERE!) as the speakers shouted “Please remain in your seats.” Over and over and over. After 45 mins
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we walked down 100,000 steps to exit and barely made it back to the Poly in time to leave for ….Cirque de Soleil!!

Cledus very kindly offered to spring for a cab to Cirque. The CookMaster had it all arranged with the bellmen and we expected to hop in a van-cab. Well, it turned into the Fare Feuders as another cab (bell services had called one and we tried to take a standby as we didn’t know another was coming) pulled up. These two drivers argued outside the cab and tried to pull a fast one on us so they could each have a fare: Oh, come on, split up You’ll be more comfortable. No? Well, we’re not supposed to take eight (no problem minutes before). The CookMaster and Cledus decided –and we all agreed- to FOR-GET it (as she says) and we walked over to the bus stop. The Fare Feuders looked stumped, tried to sweet talk Cledus—that wasn’t happening—and ended up with the big nothing they deserved! The bus got us there in plenty of time and Cirque was fabulous! We are still talking about how it was the greatest thing any of us have ever seen. Go. It’s worth it. E wants the job of the tiny circus bike rider. He thinks the hardest part of that job would be keeping his hat on his head.

We ended Day 3 at Ohana for a yummy dinner and to watch Wishes again. Here we are up close for all you hairdo fans:

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Fights: 3, including one each within The Fixer and Gatelatch marriages :guilty:
Meltdowns: only 1!

Day 4—Animal Kingdom!!

Sunday was another cold one so we donned our same old clothes as our shorts and tees languished in the resort closets. We didn’t care, though, as we were off to ride Yeti!!

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At breakfast, we had asked the boys to consider where we have seen God on this vacation. E’s first answer was the turtles (and apparently Crush) in Living Seas. They also mentioned kindness, happiness, and joy. Yes, we agreed, He is everywhere.

Our AK plan was to go through Asia (good plan) to get to EE first. All eight of us loved every minute of it! That is one cool trick! I could have done the Yeti all day!! It’s a sight to behold in the park, too:

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After that we did Safari where DH took his usual 100,000 pictures, including this beauty of a beast:

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He looks just like Aslan to me!!

About that time the CookMaster/Magician received another call from her CM friend. Could we be at 2:00 Lion King show??????? More surprises on the way! You bet!! We’re there, buddy! NEXT chapter: http://www.disboards.com/showpost.php?p=12241215&postcount=69
 
BTW, the lady in the short skirt was ME. I really thought I looked good that day! :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
Ooooh, I was afraid it would be a Disser. I knew you people were loose!!!
 
jamal said:
DAY 3, March 25

DH is a liar. “I’m getting up! I’m making the coffee while you shower.” He did neither. He got up late then stunk up the bathroom. He is on my List!!!

Too funny! Did DH see this? :lmao:
After that we did Safari where DH took his usual 100,000 pictures, including this beauty of a beast:

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About that time the CookMaster/Magician received another call from her CM friend. Could we be at 2:00 Lion King show??????? More surprises on the way! You bet!! We’re there, buddy!

That is a beauty of the Beast- Wow.

Jamal-love the great shots you all take. Your boys are adorable. They look so much like you! How does that happen?

Love your clever style, and I have to say you and the cookmaster do have fabulous hair!
 















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