So, where were we ? In Epcot, after a dinner at Chef Mickey's where Grumpy had a huge margarita...
I was taking photos, turned out around and found Grumpy slumped on a bench, barely conscious.
"Come on, wake up !!!"
"Hhuhmuhhnu ??"
The woman can't handle Tequila. I went to a nearby cart, bought a Diet Coke and brought it to her. "Drink."
For some reason I thought the Diet Coke would wash the tequila out of her system ???
It didn't really work, but she did get up and we made our way to World Showcase, in search of an Illuminations spot. We went down some stairs, somewhere around France (I think) and sat on some sort of wall surrounding plants.
Well, tried to sit, for one of us. Grumpy is short and couldn't quite get herself up there. After some pulling and pushing, she made it. A few minutes later, a couple who had a better spot than us on that wall thingy left, and instead of getting down and back up, Grumpy decided that CRAWLING there would be a better idea. People started looking as us like we were aliens again. And they were not going to change their mind any time soon.
Illuminations was about to start, the lights went dark, everybody went silent,and I was looking at the beautiful World Showcase around us, thinking how lucky we were to be here again .....
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS!
The noise startled me so much I jumped off the wall and almost yelled "BUG!!!!!!. Because only a bug can make such a nasty noise.
It was Grumpy. She had the hiccups. Making her drink a whole bottle of Diet Coke maybe hadn't been such a great idea after all.
She had covered her mouth and was hiding her face in her sweater, but it couldn't quite contain the giggles that were coming out of her. Of course, once I realized a giant bug wasn't going to attack me, I started giggling too.
We forced ourselves to stop - it wasn't easy - because Illuminations had started and we didn't want to ruin the experience for the other people there.
Unfortunately, Grumpy wasn't quite done yet.
About 2mns through Illuminations, right when it was quiet, it came again...
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS!
And again, again and again. The more she did it, the harder it was not to laugh.
And EVERY time, she'd do it during one of the "quiet" moments.
"You've seen this show three times, can't you at least TIME it right?"
No answer. Between the hiccups and trying to contain her laugh, she could barely breathe.
I was looking for a way out, but the place was packed, including the stairs. We were stuck here. And worse, everyone else was stuck with us.
When Illuminations ended, we let everybody leave, then when we thought it was safe, we were finally able to let it out (no pun intended) and laughed until we cried and the little stars we'd glued on our faces fell off.