The dog ate my....

[SetzKitten]

$16 I left on the counter. I was on my way out to the dollar store, stopped to grab my sunglasses and when I went to pick up the money, it was gone...except for the drool-covered confetti on the floor. <--- this is directed at myself, I know better than to leave stuff in his reach. No dollar store for me today.

 

[ilovepcot]

$16 I left on the counter. I was on my way out to the dollar store, stopped to grab my sunglasses and when I went to pick up the money, it was gone...except for the drool-covered confetti on the floor. <--- this is directed at myself, I know better than to leave stuff in his reach. No dollar store for me today.

Sorry! But it IS funny.

 

[NaLisa]

I used to wait tables and once my dog ate $200 of my tip money. Money-eating dogs suck.

 

[cm8]

I used to wait tables and once my dog ate $200 of my tip money. Money-eating dogs suck.

, Is he still your dog

OP, you have your own little Marley, No more doggie treats for him



DOG: 1
SetzKitten: 0

 

[mrsv98]

We had work done on the house and when it was finished, the contractor came over for the final payment and gave me a lien waiver showing we were paid in full. We said goodbye and when I turned around, one of our labs had grabbed the waiver off the table and was happily chewing!

Dogs, gotta love em'!

 

[snapppyd]

Drool covered confetti!

 

[NaLisa]

, Is he still your dog

No, she died several years ago (long after the money-eating incident). She was also epileptic with occasional seizures and required daily medication, hated all other dogs and cats, and started growling/nipping at all unknown people shortly after DD7 was born. Honestly, I think those seizures did a number on her brain. I loved her but after everything we went through with her, I though I'd never want another dog. We finally took the plunge and got a Beagle four years ago; she's awesome and has never eaten any of my money (though a hot dog left on the dining-room table is a whole other matter).

 

[gillep]

No, she died several years ago (long after the money-eating incident). She was also epileptic with occasional seizures and required daily medication, hated all other dogs and cats, and started growling/nipping at all unknown people shortly after DD7 was born. Honestly, I think those seizures did a number on her brain. I loved her but after everything we went through with her, I though I'd never want another dog. We finally took the plunge and got a Beagle four years ago; she's awesome and has never eaten any of my money (though a hot dog left on the dining-room table is a whole other matter).

ugh my adorable beagle loves all things paper and fabric, he got a hold of DH's check book the other day and thankfully it was the one time that he actually comprehended the DROP IT command. I love him but he is 100% mischif

 

[castmemberb4]

Our cat chews on shoes, and anything plastic or wooden.
All of our Crocs have teeth marks in them
I even bought him a doggie chew toy that is about the
same consistency as Crocs but he dosen't want that.
Now he's teaching his little brother to be a "puppy"
I took a golf tee away from him the other day !

 

[NaLisa]

ugh my adorable beagle loves all things paper and fabric, he got a hold of DH's check book the other day and thankfully it was the one time that he actually comprehended the DROP IT command. I love him but he is 100% mischif

My Beagle won't chew on any toys or Rawhide bones. She likes pencils. Seriously. Have to make sure the kids put the pencils away after homework or there will be wood bits all over the house.

 

[sunnyday123]

My dog ate $10 once...

and a sofa, a coffee table, a foyer table, dvd's for a class I was taking, shoes, flip flops, shin-guards, soccer cleats, books, cd's,a gel handled hair brush, a tube of neosporin, a leash ( while on it ) material I was going to use to make a slip cover to cover the sofa she ate, socks, and yesterday I caught her chewing on the running board on my truck. She's not even 2 yet.


It's a good thing she's cute.

 

[fireflymedic]

you need to start using coins at least you can get those back when he eats it, o prob. in about 24 hrs

 

[Breezy_Carol]

I have a golden retriever now that likes to pull toilet paper off the roll. She must think she is a cat.

<---------See my tag about a sheltie I had many years ago.

 

[SetzKitten]

you need to start using coins at least you can get those back when he eats it, o prob. in about 24 hrs

This is just gross.

 

[coolbeans]

This is just gross.

but sooo very funny!

 

[Goofyluver]

My dog used to seek out my bras and undies. (fresh from the laundry, before they'd get folded)

She'd drag them under the bed before I realized.

Then, when I searched under there, or when one went missing, there they'd be all shredded and tattered.

She's an odd dog.

 

[JessicaR]

Th Dog Ate My...

Bank card! They wanted to charge me a fee for a replacement card. I went to the bank, showed them the card and they had a great laugh. I got a new card for free!

Growing up me and 2 sisters our dog ate the crotch from our jeans! She was female too! Bad dog!

 

[CaliforniaDreamin]

you need to start using coins at least you can get those back when he eats it, o prob. in about 24 hrs

Now that's using common sense~

 

[dimimi]

Our dog ate our book from the library: How to Raise a Puppy for Dummies! No kidding....even the librarian had a good laugh!

 

[marie1203]

WOW I have 5 dogs (mine) and 1 rescue right now and no one of my dogs have ever eaten any money or anything we leave in the table in fact now that I think about it other than one pair of shoes they haven't chewed anything else . But we do have one dog that thinks anything plastic in the sofa is his toy, so if we are leaving the house we have to make sure all remotes are on the tables he won't touch them there .