Poor guy just couldn't move fast enough. You know I am thinking about throwing those at him the next time he makes me a little upset. Ha! Ha!
Oh Jay, you Texans and your fascination with size. When I first moved to Texas back in 92 a friend and I were in a gift store at a nearby mall. I had moved from Ohio and she from Pennsylvania. She and I were walking around admiring all the Texas merchandise. I quietly said to my friend "Have you ever seen a state that is so into their size and shape?" A lady from out of nowhere comes over to me and responds in a very snotty tone, "Well we are the biggest state!" Well, before I knew what was coming out of my mouth I say, "Oh no, you are second biggest state. Alaska is the biggest" Not a good idea to back talk a Texan. Needless to say, we left the shop very quickly. Don't get me wrong, I loved living in Texas. I have Texas shaped earrings, a purse and matching wallet with the state of Texas on it, cowboy boots, cowboy hats, and of course the all important broomstick skirt. I love you Texans!!