The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[jldriscoll]

oops... I think I stepped over the line with Jay.

Ummmm....gee am I tense. I wonder if there is anyone sweet kind caring person to rub my shoulders.....


Ok, I keep forgetting to post this idea, but Jeannie just reminded me. Jodie instead of an update, next we need a dictionary of LW lingo"

you know.... wormly , smooshied, mothy

Lurkers might need a cheat sheet to keep up!

Anyone remember anymore?

 

[Beauty]

Hi all! I've misses you guys so much! Is it okay to come act silly with yall again???? I NEED silliness...PLEASE give me silliness!!!!

 

[jldriscoll]

welcome back. We were expecting you

 

[bfeller]

I just realized that the costume could be meant as an insult to Jay. Oops!!! OK, my original intention was because I thought that he would like to have his head where that man's head is when the mammogram was being prepared with placement. (is that the most delicate way to state that?) but then realized that Place boobs here could have a double meaning. I did not mean that Jay was a boob!!!! (Bad Bfeller!!!) Please realize that my mind was in the gutter at the time. WOW! did I just admit that my mind has been in the gutter. Well, at least the gutter did not have any SMOKE in it.

You know I have heard people talk about Apolo smokin the competition but don't think that Kim's smoking is what Apolo had in mind. (Oh Kim just couldn't resist)

Jennifer, would you like for me to come up there and straighten out that neighbor of yours? I am in a butt kicking mood!!!

 

[Kama89]

Betty, Good idea about the brandy killing the taste of the burnt food. *Note to self.... drink brandy every night with dinner.*

Sees instead of creamer Michele? Ok, got it. I'd probably have better luck getting that to Fl. from Ca. anyway. *I solemnly swear not to cook a birthday dinner for Michele*

A Ya Ya dictionary! Ooooh! Good idea! Hooo boy... is Jodie going to tackle this one too? 124+ pages of reading? Oh my!! We should have a day where we all take a given number of pages to review, take notes then compile them. Hmmm... sounds like fun!

 

[helenabear]

ACK Beth!!! I'd love to give you silliness, but this "young one" (just teasing Betty) needs to get ready for bed. I am sure though you'll find it here!

Good night all

 

[jldriscoll]

Jennifer, WHAT?

That's what


I love corny jokes!!!

That rots that your co-chick isn't going to be there. Want me to come down and give her a good swift kick in the behind? I've had experience with loser co-leaders

{hugs} to you my friend!

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by jldriscoll
oops... I think I stepped over the line with Jay.

Ummmm....gee am I tense. I wonder if there is anyone sweet kind caring person to rub my shoulders.....

I guess you could sorta tell I don't take to the aggressive thing too well. But I *MIGHT* be persuaded.... if you persuade or bribe me.

Originally posted by Kama89
I AM a sweetie and you know it.

Well, true. I know you are. I can deny it, but I'd be lying. Kinky Kimmy is a sweetie. And a cutie.... and a babe.... Just don't feel obligated to cook anything for me.

Okay, well, see..... I never actually *SAW* the costume. I saw several attempts to post it, but never saw it or a link. Now I'm not sure if I really do want to see it. Hmmmm....

 

[Beauty]

My gosh this thread moves fast! How will I ever catch up...hey can I have a replay of the last 125 pages?????

Okay everyone introduce themselves so I can try to learn names! I know Kim and Elaine and Jay and Jodi...


I'm Beth and I love KURT ANGLE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[iluvorlando]

Hey, Beth! Missed you!! Yes, come be silly with us! Do you watch survivor? Got to identify the pro vs. non! Are you coming to dis-con?

Jodie, glad the kids had a good day today.

Kim, yes, See's candy! no, cooking me dinner! You can buy me dinner though!

Jennifer, LOL!! Yes, you can come down and kick her butt!

Well, I am off to bed! I will talk to you all tomorrow!

 

[bfeller]

Hey Beauty, how is the house decorating going? Glad you decided to stop in.

ladies, do you think that we should use words like smooshie, boob, and mammogram in the same night? Don't know about you all but I get a creepy feeling when I hear all those words together.

Oh, Elaine someday you will be able to stay up with the big girls and giggle the night away. Have a good nights rest.

So where are those smoothies?? Which one are we trying tonight? And please don't say "smooshie hamburger stuff smoothie with smoke on top"

 

[iluvorlando]

Beth, I'm Michele! I am a survivor dork and queen of the dis dorks (everyone on this thread).

Hmmmm............Beth can be the Imdecoratingmynewhouseandi'mrichdork!

 

[jldriscoll]

Betty's in a butt kicking mood too so I'll bring her with me Michele!

Good Night!

Hi again Beth... I'm Jennifer...and I here to offer Jay a tall glass of milk, a big plate of cookies and ummm.....oh, a big screen tv with 24 hour football channels. ***sorry Jay.....did that persude you? not back rub now, just want to play nice with you ****

Beth, you sounded pretty beat down the other night (can't remember the thread but I remember Kim telling you to come back over here) Hope we raise your spirits!!!!

 

[Beauty]

Hi Michele and Jennifer...I'm glad to be back here! BTW thats a perfect name for me...LOL!!! Yeah they were pretty mean but I was proud of myself for not backing down. Like I said I'm not worried about them....I know who my friends are!

So smoothies though?? Yum! They would go great with my piece of ice cream cake I just had...want some? My DH turned 30 today..he is now OFFICIALLY OLD according to my 11 year old.

 

[Beauty]

Oh Survivor....yes I watch it but missed it tonight because DH was watching the Sniper news! Who was voted out?

 

[Kama89]

BETH!!! Welcome to Dorks R' Us. See, once you become a Ya Ya, you are also officially entered into the dork hall of fame. Which by the way, brings me to my next thought... you MUST read all 125+ pages..they're just too good to pass up!! If you need silly, you'll love those 125 pages. Jodie has done a few recaps along the way, that you simply have to read. They're classic.

Hey everybody!! Guess what? Elaine's a big weenie. Yeah, yeah, you have to work, yada yada yada... what-ever.

Beth, there's a name cheat sheet around here somewhere.

Well, true. I know you are. I can deny it, but I'd be lying. Kinky Kimmy is a sweetie. And a cutie.... and a babe.... Just don't feel obligated to cook anything for me.

Jay,

Thank you m'dear!! Oh, and I promise... noooo cooking.

Ok Jeannie! Break out the Kurt pics!! Just don't forget my little hunk though.

You know I have heard people talk about Apolo smokin the competition but don't think that Kim's smoking is what Apolo had in mind. (Oh Kim just couldn't resist)

Heh heh heh!

 

[LucyStorm]

Hi all! Welcome Beth! I tried to keep up with you all earlier but someone broke the boards! Bonnie taps her foot, folds her arms, raises her one eyebrow and looks around for the guilty party.

Tomorrow, I get to meet with my boss and the VP about the grievance list. Wish me luck. The other 2 fulltime people are going too.

I am reserving my survivor talk for tomorrow. I am quite sure I will have plenty to say then.

What a great gift box for Jodie! Nice job ladies!

Group hug! It has been a while since I ventured out of this thread unless one of you mentioned something that I went and checked out. Some people out there are just not worth the trouble. I think I'll just stay here in the Ya Ya cottage. Pass the slushies, please!

bonnie breaks out the whiskey, honey, lemon and tea and makes hot toddies for our sick Ya Ya sisters

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by jldriscoll
I here to offer Jay a tall glass of milk, a big plate of cookies and ummm.....oh, a big screen tv with 24 hour football channels. ***sorry Jay.....did that persude you? not back rub now, just want to play nice with you ****

Hmmmm.... that's pretty tempting. While I like football & all, you'd get more brownie points if you added ice hockey.

 

[Dream]

Night Elaine! HI MICHELE!!! OMG...THAT OVEN!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
I don't think that oven cleaner stuff will help that!! Hi Beth!!! If it's silly ya want you are in the right place!! Betty...tht booger joke!!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Oh my gosh...ya'll tickled my funny bone tonight! Time to go tune into the news..ugh...there goes the silliness. Night ya'll! Didn't have much time tonight...getting ready for a cub scout den meeting tomorrow night, a Girl Scout meeting Sunday, a Harvest party in ds's 3rd grade class on Friday (gotta cut 48 bats out of fun foam!), forms out to all the romm parents for the PTA.....you know, the normal stuff!
I will see ya'll in the morning. Please pray for another peaceful day tomorrow for the kids. I only rode past each of their schools 3 times today . Things went well. I got those games for ds's class and will take them in tomorrow. I wrote this to put on the bag:
Since your recess is caput
And you can't go out and move your foot,
We bought these games to make you smile
And to let Mrs. Johnson rest for awhile!
So don't be sad,
Being inside's not so bad!
Have fun and play and have a great day!

Hope they enjoy them. Poor little things. All after school activities are cancelled including ds's martial arts class and the school Pumpkin Lighting and book fair on Friday night. Not sure about the cub camp out this weekend.

Enough babbling! Night everybody!!! Thanks for the smiles today!
My last word of the night:

Jennifer rocks!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Beth,
the cheat sheet once again!


jldriscoll=jennifer 398
bfeller=betty 237
helenabear=elaine 196
Kama89=kim 192
iluvorlando=michele 166
Dream=jodie 143
yensid1071=jay 123
LucyStorm=bonnie 104
lilboo=jeannie 103
dizneenut=sherry 86
lvs_eeyore=karen 66
pajamommy=jen 14
newmousecateer=marilyn 11


anyone notice that sick as she is, jennifer has been mothy again?