The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[jldriscoll]

 

[bfeller]

Jennifer, you have made the day. I bow down to you.

You not only have made me giggle with Emilyisms, but you have made me tear up. What a wonderful person you are to send Dream the package. Who would have known when you were planning this that it would bring just a touch of normalcy (well if this thread is normal) to Dream. What perfect timing. There truly is a power up there looking down on us.

You all must have been so busy being mothy today because when I got home today the DIS was broken. OK, who is responsible?

Can't believe that both of my teens have fallen asleep in their rooms. Of course DD falls asleep alot. That child parties until she drops. But to see DS sleeping on his bed is just precious. OK, a tearry eyed mom speaking here but just looking at my almost 18 year old cuddled up in the middle of the day just brings back memories of little guy days. All you out there with little ones, take a moment to watch them sleep and give them a kiss. Time passes by much too fast. OK, tears are now welling up.

bfeller takes a deep breath OK I am now in control. Dream I really like the name of some of those smoothies. Which one are you going to try tonight. I suggest "God bless jldriscoll" or "God bless the Divine Secrets of the Last Word DISerhood smoothie" OK, call me an old sentimental Ya Ya but you all have really come together to support each other on these boards for the past couple of nights and I am really proud to be hanging with you all. I have found myself at times not even checking the CB because I am so happy here sharing with you all. OK, I am now done.

So today is Wednesday. Only one more day to SURVIVOR! (sorry just had to start a little mischief) Well, if truth be told I am not really sorry!

Oh I want my wild west dork name to be:

Sentimental Journey Dork (don't know if that is wild west but it is country isn't it?)

 

[helenabear]

Jennifer that was so sweet of you to do that

Glad to hear your kids had a good day too Jodie

I feel all wormly just reading this

 

[bfeller]

Hey, I found a Halloween costume for Jay.

OK, it is a little risque. But did it make you laugh?

The picture didn't work. DRATS!!!

Who can I email this to and then see if they can get the picture on here?

 

[bfeller]

I am on a roll here. Just got this joke in my email from SIL. Just know that you all will appreciate.


Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers:

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said,
"Dad, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her
entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said,
"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed
out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the
bed
staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said,
"What's wrong honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?"


Got to run DD to a Welcome to USA party for a foreign exchange student from France. Will be back in a few hours.

 

[lilboo]

Awesome gifts! I can't believe there's an ENERGIZER smoothie. How apropos for someone.

Betty, there may have been an error-using IE-make sure the url has an image file attachment at the end-in other words ends in .gif or .jpg or .bmp etc.

And Sentimental Dork...whatever...I'm thinkin' B-DEVILED.

 

[Kama89]

Oh you guys! You're making me cry! First Jennifer's sweet package to Jodie, and then Betty's thoughts on her "babies" and then to find I'm not the only Ya Ya dork that seems perfectly happy to just stay right here in our little corner of the CB. *Sniff sniff* Gather 'round... it's

time!!

By the way... who killed the boards?!?! It wasn't me this time, I swear!!

How are you feeling Jennifer? Can I get in on the: I will not get sick chant? I feel poopy today. Scratch throat, achy neck, general all around ickiness.

Jodie!!! I love it!!! Jennifer, those smoothie recipes are perfect!! You are such a sweetie to do that!!

Well, I've gotta drag my butt downstairs and go through a pile of mail and get dinner started.

 

[helenabear]

Oh I agree, this thread is the best... full of wonderful and touching thoughs... I'm with Kim, group hug time

Originally posted by Kama89
By the way... who killed the boards?!?! It wasn't me this time, I swear!!

Uh huh... whatever you say Kim

 

[jldriscoll]

We ned to give credit where credit is due. Most all the ideas for the care package were Kimmy's! She was the master mind!!!

Thanks for all the inspiration Kim. I'm chanting for you now....stay well Kim, stay well Kim, stay well Kim.......... Take care of your self! It sucks being sick!


I was Jay that broke the boards!!! I'm sure of it!!!

I read his last post here and BAM out it went! I think it was that screwy computer of his!!!!

Now don't forget Jodie, You have to share some of those recipies with us!!! Oh, and we need to talk about the cup. That thing was the hold up to the whole package. I bought those at a craft store for my gs to make snack cups. (that's why yours has a little glitter in it) I haven't found a way to keep it snapped shut really well. You may get a replacement when I find a better brand.

So glad to hear your kids had a good day Jodie.

Betty, you old softy you......way to make us all feel a little more smooshy toward our children!!! I love it!

Ladies....let us not forget 1 page of Survivor! Use it wisely! I will be monitoring you throughout the night

 

[helenabear]

*insert terrible whining* Do we really have to give them one whole page???

 

[helenabear]

Someone tell me when this page is over with okay?

 

[Kama89]

So #123 is the Survivor page? Ok, headed downstairs to tend to my burnt hamburger, I'll come back up when ya'll get to #124.

*Geez, I wonder if I'll ever learn to cook?*

 

[Kama89]

This time I got the windows open before the smoke alarm went off. This is a good thing.

 

[helenabear]

Um Kimmie... you need some help there??

 

[bfeller]

Let me try the Halloween costume this way

Double Darn!!!!


Now I am editing Maybe I can't post this. Would anyone let me email this to them? PM me if you are a kind hearted soul who would like a chuckle.

 

[lilboo]

Can you just cut and paste a link?

Are you trying to download it to your own computer first?

 

[jldriscoll]

Kim you are not impressing us with your cooking skill

Does Apolo like his women to cook?

Hey Betty....you are really adventurous with this picture posting stuff!!! When you get the hang of it, you can teach me!!

Very tiny vent here....this is nothing compared to the worries of the day, but....the neighbor dad just brought Paige home from cheerleading with NO instructions and NO uniform, both were handed out tonight I was this close to going up to the school ealier to see how things were going....but dh said it was a waist of time. Now I get to spend tomorrow hunting this stuff down.

Unfortunately, that little vent didn't make me feel any better, I'm still annoyed. Someone distract and amuse me....where's Jeannie and her tumbling tricks. Where's Jay? Come massage me boy!

 

[iluvorlando]

Michele very quietly says, I think I broke the boards. I had a post and when I looked "the message" appeared. Yeah, the boards breaking is all Jays fault.

What a great package! How wonderful! Jennifer that was sooo sweet. Jodie, that is great and I can't wait to try out those smoothie recipies!

Betty, I had this on my email. It was hilarious. I think I just deleted it though! I felt very wormly reading about your precious ones. They are so adorable when they sleep aren't they?

Jennifer and Kim need a get well chant....J & K will not get sick! If they are sick they will get better tonight!

Elaine, please forgive us for our survivor talk?

 

[Dream]

**cough cough...ack ack*** Geez where did all of this SMOKE come from??? UH oh...somebody let Kim in the kitchen again??? Will somebody open a window please?
That's ok Kim...beef is supposed to be well done!!
Thank you for the inspired gift ideas for Jennifer's box!! With your brain and her execution how could I go wrong?? My kids LOVE the box!! DS tried to talk me out of my flashie thingy! I told him to step back or I would use it on him and he would forget all of his Nintendo game codes!!! He ran like a bunny!!! They loved the mug..esp the Zurg part, and their fingers are itching to tear off justttt a little duct tape! I showed it to DH...he did this and called us all a bunch of weirdos! I thanked him for ya'll!

Hey Elaine (and anybody else with a digital camera). DH and kids bought me a digital camera for my birthday, but before I open it I want to make sure it's ok! He is very sweet but sometimes makes purchases like this without researching it. And I know from listening around the cb that they are not all good. He got me a Sony DSC-P9 Cyber-shot. Is that ok? Can I open the box? NOW I can post pictures!!! Maybe...if I can figure it out. Remember I just mastered smilies.

Awwww....Betty is just an old softie. She's got tears flowin all over this thread!! ANYBODY GOT A TOWEL AND BUCKET??

It's true...we have found our own little piece of cyberspace and I love it! You guys are awesome! Gotta put the kiddies to bed...back in a jiffy!

 

[helenabear]

Betty go ahead and e-mail me the pic, I'll get it up for you in no time

Jodie, that looks like a very good camera from the quick little research I did. I will say the only thing I don't like is the type of memory card that the Sony cameras use (they use a memory stick and I prefer compact flash... cheaper and more universal) but otherwise it looks good and Sony is a good camera in general

I'll forgive you all for your Survior talk... hasn't been too bad so far