The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[bfeller]

My new name is; Computer Undork or Computer Notadork!

Lilboo is just too good. It was probably the one that iluvorlando deleted. Could have been a laugh!!!

Guess they aren't laughing on the west coast. Got those burgers a little too done Kim. Let me picture this. Pacific Ocean and Kim cooking. AHHHH yes 'Smoke On the Water"

 

[jldriscoll]

oh no Betty is on a role again

 

[helenabear]

Oh yeah... and if you do want to send them to me Betty, my e-mail is helenabear@columbus.rr.com forgot that one earlier

 

[iluvorlando]

It was probably the one that iluvorlando deleted.

What did I do again? Ohhhhh, are you talking about my email?

'Smoke On the Water"

LOL!

 

[lilboo]

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[helenabear]

That is too funny Jeannie!!!!

sorry Kim

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by jldriscoll
Where's Jay? Come massage me boy!

Excuse me?!?!?!

 

[bfeller]

I am trying again but if it doesn't work then go to link.

Gee, the suspense is killing this costume. Now after all the build up you may not think it was worth all the trouble.


No one mentioned my booger joke. Did anyone like it?

 

[lilboo]

In case anyone forgot...betty was kind enough to suggest this as a costume for Jay.

 

[iluvorlando]

Betty, since I am feeling neglected I will tell you I thought your booger joke was hilarious! Yep, that was it! LOL!

Jeannie, GOOD ONE!

 

[jldriscoll]

It's ok Betty, only Jeannie liked my Emily story..... Your booger joke was funny. SO is the costume!!!

JAy....neck and shoulders please (you like agressive women right?)

Michele why are you feeling neglected?

 

[iluvorlando]

No one is talking to me.

Now I am neglected and ticked off. I just got an email from my co-chair for Market Day. Our pickup is this Saturday, and she isn't even going to be there!!! Plus American Fundraising is saying we are going to be responsible for orders that aren't picked up!

 

[Kama89]

All I wanna know is where did Jeannie get a picture of my stove!?! I smooshied the hamburger in with a bunch of rice and stuff...good as new.

Does Apolo like his women to cook?

God I hope not. ANYTHING but that....

*Kicking butt of neighbor dad for Jennifer* After all, thanks to Jay's typo, we all know that I get more... er, I mean: "GET to KICK more butt".

Mamogram costume!! ROTFL!! Ohhhhhkie dokie. There are sooooo many things I would love to say here, but I'm going to be a good girl.

Jodie, Hee hee! It was fun coming up with a few ideas for Jennifer. Now... you get busy and post a pic of those goodies with that camera, so we can see too.

Headed down for a bowl of hamburger, uhhh.... stuff and another shot of blackberry brandy. I've got to kill this sore throat and numb the pain in my left shoulder. Just for the record, after drinking the brandy, I can't be held responsible for anything I may type between now and bedtime.

 

[yensid1071]

Ah, the booger joke. I gotta say, it' snot bad!! :teth:

Originally posted by jldriscoll
JAy....neck and shoulders please (you like agressive women right?)

Confident, yes. Agressive? No. I don't take to that kind of thing too well. A little too, um, forcefull for my tastes.

Ah, the irony. A costume is posted for me to see, but it's not there. Yet some of you have seen it. I'm thinking you really don't want me to see it.

Hi Michele. I won't neglect you.

Um, Kim, gee.... thanks.... I appreciate you bringing that typo back up. You're such a, um, sweetie & all. Be nice or I'll tell Apolo about how good you cook.

 

[lilboo]

I don't know what is wrong with me...before it was Jodie laughing about Jennifer's MOTH ...needing air...(that one is still funny)

and now... Kim's technical culinary jargon...smooshied......ignore me...I have to go study!!! GAAAK... damn, now that's sobering.

Hey, Michele..I'd talk to ya but I gotta go...did you see the place boobs here...hoooo! Oh betty...

whoa..I wrote 'damn' thinking that it wouldn't make it past the filter...wow, I'll never get it.

 

[Kama89]

I missed Betty's booger joke.
Hi Michele! I'll talk to you! (Pssst... is this ignore Michele night, and ya'll forgot to tell me or something?)

 

[bfeller]

Oh Jennifer, I said I liked the Emilyism. Did you just skip past my post?

Kim I thought that you were drinking the brandy so you would be too drunk to taste that hamburger thingy that you made. make mental note not to accept any dinner invitations to Kim's house

Oh Michele, don't feel neglected. Well, maybe it would be good to feel neglected by Kim. She could have asked you if you wanted to dine with her tonight. Don't you just hate it when co-chairs don't co-operate? So what kind of responsibility are you talking about with American fundraising? You do sound down tonight. What is going on?

Elaine you are so sweet to come to my rescue. What would this thread be without our young Ya Ya?

 

[jldriscoll]

Hey Michele.....Guess what?

 

[iluvorlando]

Ah, sorry all. Just a bad night for me. I got really frustrated when I was talking to Market Day, and then to hear on top of this that my co-chair wasn't going to be there. Grrr...........

Jeannie, GO STUDY!!

Thanks Kimmie and Jay!

Jennifer, WHAT?

Betty, true...Kim, I changed my mind, you can bring me See's candy for my bday ok?

 

[Kama89]

Well nerts. You can still taste the burnt hamburger.

You're such a, um, sweetie & all. Be nice or I'll tell Apolo about how good you cook.

I AM a sweetie and you know it.

Now...as for Apolo... I'm confident he won't care a thing about my cooking ability.