The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[iluvorlando]

none?

I'm still here...lurking around....now I really am going to do my tape. I swear!!

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by jldriscoll
none?

That would certainly allow more, um, freedom, wouldn't it? No Jennifer, I'll say that "none" is incorrect. Nice try tho!!!

 

[jldriscoll]

Rats! I'm out.

Has anyone noticed there have been over 5,000 views of this thread?!?!! (and only about 6 of us brave enough to post on it!)

This must be the single biggest thing I've ever done in my life.

Pretty pathetic life, huh?

 

[Kama89]

Ok, I'll vote briefs... that way all options have been covered and one us definitely wins. Hey, what DO we win Jay?!

Nooooo it's not my wallpaper!!! OMG! Can you imagine what Tom would say! Bwhahaha!! Hmmm... I might try that... that could be interesting.

Michele, Forget the tape...stick with us!


Hey Jennifer, don't feel bad! My most successful thread was the one where I threatened to leave the Dis and had everyone beating up on me. Hee hee!

 

[Dream]

OK.... UPDATE TIME!!! Starting with 10/9 am and going to now: this is what we've been up to!!!


10/9
"Wormly"made Betty giggly

Sherry got her lip blister from a hot pocket and wants to try Michele's dis timer trick...don't think a timer works on someone with 18,000 posts!!

Betty shared her 5 secrets of a wonderful relationship. They should not give Betty so much time off!!

Jennifer "felt all wormly"

Betty says she resembles Ursula and Bonnie very much disagrees!

Michele has a dh that fulfills all 5 of Betty's secrets, but limits her dis time...subtract one "secret"!!!

It was requested that Jay's dw confirm one of Betty's secrets but jay said that would be tricky

Jennifer's Emily got sick at school and on the way home pieces of jennifer's car fell in her lap so both Mom and dd hid out on "I don't feel good island" and watched Beauty and the Beast

Betty was ashamed of "kicking Jennifer when she was down" and FINALLY stopped causing trouble on the dis to work at the concession stand at soccer

Jeannie too felt all wormly by this thrread and her dh making apple turnoversand putting the warm oven mitts on her buns...er ...umm...I mean cheeks! She has a dis dream, as did Kim, and gets all sentimental over rotten lotions

Betty taught Jennifer how to "manipulate the truth" to get her dh to bring home dinner and Jennifer agreed to share her wine

Somebody told Jay to cover his ears which he did, adding the LA LA LA I can't heeeear you song for good measure...then they forgot him!!!Dream happened to be walking across the screen and saw him there and yelled at Jay that the coast was clear!

Dream had a crummy week that involved sick horses and sick kids and cancelled campouts and snipers and cousins in crisis and she VERY much appreciates all of your support!!

Jennifer wanted to add 3 more hours to her day and Dream suggested less DIS time to which Jennifer replied "GET OUT"!!

Dream's insanely busy week earned her the title of "energizer bunny"

bonnie called us "mouthy" again cause she had to read a measly 60 posts to catch up with this thread. Bonnie!!! Check in more often woman!!

It was agreed that MILs are very bad for hubby training

Kim got her Apolo book and froggie card from Dream and retreated to her closet with a flashlight to read it so Cam and Tom wouldn't give her rolleyeyes.

Jennifer didn't appreciate Jodie's gift to Kim -apparently she does not like the sound of drool hitting a keyboard

Disconners and nonconners began to pair up for Dis-con representation and Jodie shared her non-con siggie with Jennifer

Sides were chosen....who likes Apolo and who does not---who likes Survivor and who does not---who watched ER and who does not---who can work their remote and who cannot (only Kim falls into the "cannot " category here! HEE HEE)

Michele posed a deep question...Is it a sin for Baptists to drink?

Pherergan and codeine are good for bad coughs, Nyquil is great for a bad cold, coffee is a MUST if you are Dream!

Elaine got ready for the Chicago dis meet (many people wanted a ride) and we love her new clipart

Sherry said she is NOT fickle

Bonnie continued to whine about Dream and the duct tape incident

We talked about who on this thread we have actually met and Bonnie suggested a "diserhood convention" and Jodie invited all to Virginia

Jeannie did her best to help her master, Bonnie, fall asleep and Jennifer tried to help this along too!

Jennifer gave an assignment...count how many times someone on this thread has gone to sleep in a (legal) drug induced state

Kim posted some sweet last word of the night but the REAL last word belonged to Jeannie and it was thrown out by the dis censor!!! BWAHAHAHA!!

Sheri had the first word of



10/10

Much talk of the latest sniper shooting in Virginia

Betty is reading the YA YA sisterhood book

Several wondered if Kim had come out of the closet

Betty did the dh bashing thing again and called him a BIG BABY but it was decided Jay, the King of Pain, doesn't fall into this category

Famous hunky men were split up between the diserhood with some talk of famous women for Jay

Jennifer sent a "break down pm" to Betty who gave her guidance and wisdom

Bonnie didn't think we were as "mouthy" today and was still whining about Dream

Michele puts her kids to bed before sunset and Jennifer wants "how to"tips

Maid service in hotels is also not good for hubby training

Betty's kids made martinis for their grandma by the age of 3 and wants Elaine and Kim to represent the diserhood at dis-con but they have to be unusual

Dream shared her "they're really brownies" cookie recipe

Kim gathered everybody to give Jodie some major PD and TLC

Bonnie whined AGAIN about Jodie's duct tape and threatened to go wild while Jodie was away at the campout that never happened and Elaine was in Chicago. Convertables, spandex, party, Apolo, Pierce and slushies were all mentioned

Elaine was yacking on the phone with Disers when she should have been packing

Jennifer blushes a "crispy shade of red"

Michele got the last word of 10/10

Sherry got the first word of



10/11

Elaine left for Chicago

Bonnie is working LOTS this weekend

Jules popped in for a visit and to say that school is evil and is getting in the way of her dis time!!!

Jen has been busy with RL but stopped in to say hi

Coquiwas keeping an eye on us for Elaine who said hi from Chicago. He is staying home to watch over the wild, teddy bear eating felines and won't tell Elaine if we don't behave and has doubled his post count just being here

List of those sick: Jennifer's Paige, Kim and er Cam and Tom, Bonnie

Kim does NOT want to behave while Elaine is away!!

There was a suggestion made for ya ya buttons at dis-con and ya ya clipart

Kim tried to convince us she is SHY?!?!?

Vacumn cleaner headlights came up again

Michele asked for our PD for her dh who is going for a spot on the K-9 force AND her cholesterol is down!

Kim saw a stupid sign that said "Stop when gate is closed"

Sherry's new name is Hot Fickle Lips

Bonnie made kahlua/van. ice cream/choc. syrup smoothies for ALL with a double sized one for Dream who has had a NASTY week!

Betty made bourbon slushies and Dream snuck one of those too...cause it's been a NASTY week...and she shared her pizza

Jodie shared smores with all and taught everybody how to make invention bags

Betty recapped the nicknames: Hot Lips (Sherry), King of Pain (JAy), Kinky (Kim) and energizer bunny (Jodie)

A friend of Betty's ds committed suicide this weeka nd we shared sad discussions about this

Kim put ole pruneface in her siggy to cheer Jodie up and to keep Timon company. That gave her the cool idea of putting all of our fave hunks in her siggie from time to time. jay hopes to see his fave babes too!

It seems Dream is not the only diserhood member to think ole pruneface is a hottie!

Kim took a quiz that said she is bossy and high strung but we love you anyway, and Kim and Jay had a pillowfight and Jay chased her with a water gun that got Betty wet by accident and she started to melt not because she is a witch but because she is made of sugar. Jay apologized and flapped around hollering for help awhile and then he...well nevermind!!

Kim got the last word of 10/11 at 11:56 pmand Betty got the first word of



10/12 at 12:04 am

Jennifer took her GS troop to the park for a nature program and the girls were rude to Paige and poor Emily is still sick and Jennifer changes her location to "The Last WOrd Thread"

There was more survivor talk

Michele offered Kim lots of suggestions for her sig

Jay is still getting creative with Jennifer's story and explained what a "Shacky" is

OH...I GET IT...."HI JACK"....I JUST GOT JAY'S AIRPORT JOKE!!! Man, Dream has had a baaaad week and it has dulled her brain!

Jennifer FINALLY told the underwear story...did Jay have fun with that...and that got everybody talking about their underwear!

Kim and Tom celebrated their anniversary and they were both sick

There waqsw discussion of who pays the bills and when

Bonnie pointed out that we had mentioned God, and french cut undies on the same page and someone "we all know and love" hadn't invaded the thread yet and we tested the "beetlejuice"theory but still no EROS

coqui and Kim competed tofind the most hunky pictures and Michele and Bonnie debated the spelling of M-i-c-h-e-l-e

"Panty chickens" and "BOK BOK" were heard and Jay was in trouuuuble

Betty has an awesome basementand she got the last word of 10/12!

Jennifer got the first word of 10/13 and had other theories of why coqui stayed home from Chicago and wondered if Elaine would be miffed tht we talked about underwear around her dh

Kim wears high cut stringy thingys and Jennifer wears Jockeys and Betty wears NONE??? TMI!!!

Jay cont. to enjoy the underwear stories

Elaine is Back!!!! We missed you!!!

Jennifer said we are strange and pathetic

Kim posted a pic of Apolo and his...grace...and Elaine called her a twit and Jennifer wondered why there were 2 empty pop tart boxes in her pantry (well duh...cause they ATE them all)

Poor Emily is still sick

Betty--the pantiless wonder-- asked Deam what her underwear preference wa snad Dream pretends she missd that post and Betty listed all the empty containers her teens leave behind and she and her dh are eating Mexican tonight

Jay divulged his airport story...no comment....but not HIS underwear preference and Betty does not believe Jay's eyes are innocent

 

[jldriscoll]

WOW!!! Did you remember to take a breath while you were typing that Jodie? Awsome update!!! Well worth your time and energy!!!

Are things settling down for you and your family yet? I hope so.

I have an inspiring story to share with you. It happened just this week and I thought of you and your cousin last night......

The woman who was the leader of Paige's GS troop last year was a nice woman. We moved here just before the end of the school year before and she was the first mom I got to know. I agreed to be a co leader with her and we spent the summer planning and it was all wonderful. Somewhere around the holidays she started saying and doing very hurtful things. By this last MAy she had said I had robbed her of her dignety and she questioned my moral beliefs She quit the troop and I didn't hear from her all summer. Until last week. She sent me and email. She had gotten help. She was out of control with her feelings and what she said and did and it finally got bad enough she went to the dr. and got meds. She had been living like this for 4 years!! And regrets what she'd done and wishes she would have gotten help sooner.....We had a lovely phone conversation yesterday and I have my friend back. It may take years, but perhaps your cousin will be ready for help someday too. I hope and pray she will.

Ok....jumping off the soapbox to go spend time with dh. Emily's temp was 103.6 before I downed her with Motrin and set her in bed. Her disposition was just as off. I need a little attention myself......

 

[bfeller]

Great update Jodie. I really appreciate the time that it takes to recap all of this. You have such a way with words.

Oh and I vote silk boxers. I have been thinking and you all know that means trouble. Is Jay really EROS and uses Yensid as a alternate ego? He does seem to have some of the same issues. Wow! let's start this rumor and see how far it goes.

Kim the picture of Apolo is much better than Buttboywithleghiked upontherail. Still like Mikhail even in tights. Let me think about who else is good eye candy. I am sure that I can think of someone soon.

Glad to hear that some of the Petite Ya Yas of the DISerhood are feeling better. Jennifer, what is the last temperature reading?

 

[jldriscoll]

no joke....103.6 axillary Dr. said as long as she doesn't start getting disoriented she's ok........ I keep asking her who I am, who she is and how many fingers am I holding up......she's getting pretty tired of it!!!

 

[bfeller]

Our posts were entered at the same time Jennifer. I am sorry about Emily's temperature. Hope she has a restful night. You deserve some me time with DH. Just don't get carried away and forget us all together. Your story about your leader was wonderful. Just love to hear how people can ask for forgiveness and the friend is special enough to forgive. You are an Angel.

Just noticed the time and I need to be up early. Doing Geometry and Algebra II tomorrow. Math and I are not the best buddies. Anyway, everyone have a nice night.

bfeller runs upstairs to get into her Cruella nightshirt and slips on a clean pair of panties.

 

[bfeller]

You are Mom (Jennifer), She is DD (Emily) and you are holding up 3 fingers. Gee, even I know the answers to those questions. Just kidding!!! Hope the fever breaks tonight. Give her another {{GET WELL HUG}} and get some rest yourself.

Good Night Everyone.

 

[Dream]

Whoa Jennifer!! That is some high temp!!! Does the doc still think it's viral? I think I would need for him to see her again just to make myself feel better!! Mommy must be getting pretty worn out too....hang in there!! Make sure she stays well hydrated with a hight temp like that!!
Yes, things are seeming more normal today. My cousin is getting good care that she desparately needs...I just hope they keep her there long enough. There is so much more to this story, but I will not "bring the thread down "any more than I have already. God is looking out for her and I am leaving it all in his hands. Thanks for the story...it gives me hope!
You are a good friend!


AH HA!!!! The pantiless wonder DOES wear them after all!!! Sleep well you guys...I am turning in too. Glad you liked the update! I am beginning to think we ARE "mouthy"!!

 

[Dream]

OMG!!! I decided to check the CB before I went to sleep and found Zurg's thread on his kid's costumes...have ya'll SEEN it?!?!? Check out the kids gloves reeealy closely....it's DUCT TAPE!!! Zurg duct taped his own offspring!!! Is that a hoot or what?!?! Go over there and give him some grief!! NOW Ia m off to bed! Sweet dreams everybody!

 

[LucyStorm]

OMG Betty! You wouldn't believe the caption I had for that picture of Kimmie's!

Since no one else has guessed it, I'll guess briefs, but I'm kind of wondering if he's leading us on and wears those briefs that look like boxers.

Hot guys huh? How about this one:

Jennifer, keep that child well hydrated. A sponge bath might not hurt either, though I have a feeling she won't appreciate it.

Welcome home Elaine!

Great updates Dream, though I must say I resent the whining comments. I don't whine, I get even.

Michele, I started the FIRM videos before I got sick. They will kick your butt! Maybe that's why I got sick. Maybe I am allergic to hard physical exercise. Sounds good to me!

I am all better, just a little stuffy nose now.

Are you all sitting down? DH and DD cleaned the house while I was at work today! And I mean like I would do for a spring cleaning. The only thing they didn't do is wash windows. They even did the laundry and folded it too. Though DD is mad because her white wind pants and favorite white t shirt are now yellow. I think DH may have washed them with a towel he used to wax the car from the aroma of them. I don't know how I am going to get them white again or if it's even possible.

I swear that I am going to cyber bop the next person who mentions you know who.

SHERRY, HOW IS YOUR LIP??????

Well, maybe tonight I'll get the last word.

 

[LucyStorm]

Someone else to drool over:

 

[lvs_eeyore]

::::wanders quietly into the post:::::::

heheheheheehe I got the last word.

 

[LucyStorm]

don't count on it!

 

[lvs_eeyore]

:::::wanders back in::::::::

word


::::::wanders back out giggling:::::::

 

[LucyStorm]

insomnia-hehehehehehehehehe

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Power nap.

I sort of sat down on the couch, fell asleep and now Im up ROFL

 

[iluvorlando]

HAHAHAHA!! It was a fight to the end last night!

The winner was:
lvs eeyore

But, I get the first word of the morning!!

MORNING!

Well, I am subbing today. I will check back later.

You were right about the firm tape. It was pretty hard, but I need to lose 45 more pounds!