The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Dream
Not coming back tonight because of computer networking my eyeball!!! You are just chicken about what Kim is gonna do to you when she reads your posts today Jay!!!! Awwww....Jay is gonnnaaa get it, Jay is gonnnna get it!!!

****Dream runs really fast and plops her chair up front to save a good seat for the "fireworks tonight!!!!

Sure, sure, sure... believe what you want. It's the truth. I can't help it if the rest of the company has converted & we're the last ones. I'd love to be here to see how well you all defend me. But I'm not very confident now after reading Dream's post. Now I've alienated myself.... Guess I'll be a rogue Padawan, then. I'm off to make a sign... "Will Padawan for Food".... "Duct Tape Services Available"..... That sort of thing.

 

[iluvorlando]

Ok, I am not participating in this weird thing. The only weird things that I know is the people on fear factor and survivor that eat bugs and whatever. YUCK!!

Jay, Good luck with your computer upgrades. I am going to burst your "kinky" bubble though. You know ladies that have perms don't have to be called kinky! Michele hopes this is right and that I didn't offend anyone by telling them. Kim isn't kinky! Well, maybe her hair is! oops. maybe it was a massage. Well, am I right Jay?


Betty, hope the girl is ok. People are so sick these days. I don't know who said it, but I would be with the HEH crowd too. Kinda wish I lived in the cowboy days--people were dealt with then!!

Dream, another great re-cap! Keep up the good work.

I got stuck at work today because they are re-paving the road right in front of the entrance. Fortunately, someone went out there and told them to stop since all the parents were starting to arrive to pick up their kids. I bolted!! But......this is like the 3rd time they have done this!! Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!!

Can't wait to hear about what Kim says about Jay!!

Well, I'm off to church supper and then AWANA. Will check in later tonight!!

 

[bfeller]

Well, I would be afraid of Kinky Kim if I had made up some whopper of a story as you have. Your excuse for not being here tonight is a little too elaborate for my liking. I have to agree with Dream about the King of Pain being a chicken. Wouldn't you think that the King of Pain could take whatever Kim dishes out? I can't wait for the firewords tonight.

Warning: This is a long rant and you may want to skip down to last paragraph. bfeller needs to get this out of system.


Well my day has been one of being very upset. I have talked to my next door neighbor to see how our friend is doing. She told me that R. doesn't want anyone to do anything for her and wants to get on with life as normal. She suggested sending a card or writing a letter would be the best thing for her. The neighbors are waiting for her lead. An offer of providing meals was declined by R. R has a 20 year old daughter away at college, DS is a senior, and youngest DD is a junior. I can't imagine how they all are handling this. I need to talk(vent). This poor excuse of a human being was paroled early in 2001. He was serving time for felonious assault and gross sexual imposition. (They let him plead to a lesser charge instead of rape of a 19 year old) He is also a prime suspect in a murder case(they don't have enough evidence to charge him) This past Saturday mornng he sneaked into the backseat of a car belonging to an 18 year old while she was in a convenient store. He put a knife to her throat and asked "Do you want to die?" He told her to stop the car so that he could drive. While the car was stopped she hit him over the head with the 20 oz bottle of soda that she had just bought and ran. She escaped. About an hour later the police spotted him and he gave chase. He crashed her car and got away on foot. He left his cell phone in the car.

On Monday night at 9:00pm, R was getting into her car and he kidnapped her at knifepoint. He handcuffed her in the car and drove around northern KY and Cincinnati visiting atms to withdraw money from her accounts. Sometime during the ordeal he raped her somewhere in downtown Cincinnati. He dropped her off at 1:55 in the morning at an isolated intersection about 6 miles from here. He was caught this morning. Again he gave chase and wrecked R's car.

The real stab in this story is that about 5 hours before he victimized the 18 year old, he was pulled over by police in the same town for DUI. I have been sick to my stomach all day.

I can't even imagine the amount of hate that someone has to have in their heart to treat another person this way. Sorry, I sidellined this thread but my day has been turned upside down. I feel much better now that I have vented. DH is in NYC and I can't talk to my teens because I don't want to upset them more than they are. Got to keep playing the support system role.

OK, thanks everyone for being here. Now, bfeller is whipping up a big batch of slushies, so that she can enjoy the one bright spot of her day today. THANKS TO ALL OF YOU. WE ALL NEED SOME FLUFF, FRIENDLY SUPPORT, AND DISING WITH FRIENDS. You are all

Angels

bfeller is sitting next to Dream. She has a slushie and is cuddling her pillow. This is going to a long night.

 

[helenabear]

Betty, that is truly very awful. People like him need to rot! (yes DIS Angel Elaine said that) I would have a sick feeling in my stomach too if I were you. I can't believe he's had so many run-ins with the law and he is still allowed to walk the streets I can understand why your neighbor wants to go on with her life and all that... it's a terrible thing to have happen. You are such a dear to care so much though. {{HUGS}} to you and my thoughts are with your neighbor and all who love her.

I hope I don't miss out on too much tonight. I have to go get my car serviced so that will take out about 1 1/2 to 2 1/2 hours of my life Don't have too much fun without me

 

[jldriscoll]

Check your pm's Betty


I know Betty and Dream want some fireworks....JUST tonight I will take up the side of Jay. I promised to defend his....ummm....well you know..... SO bring it on Kim!!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

I think the last word for tonight ought to be Hang 'em High!

 

[bfeller]

bfeller is still sitting in chair hugging her pillow. Hey, where are those fireworks? I guess Kim isn't home from school yet. Sure hope the wildfires aren't getting closer to her home. She must be one hot mama!!! or so she thinks when she is strutting her stuff around in those black leather boots. Wonder if she wears fishnet hose also? Maybe she even carries a whip!!!

On a serious note, I have now told my DD, age 14. She was very upset realizing that it has happened to someone that she knows well. When she came home from school the rumors that she was telling were getting wild. I wanted to give her the truth. I guess I forgot to mention that the mall that R was abducted from is across the street from the high school. Many teens hang out there so it was a topic of conversation and it has been repeatedly all over the television stations all day. I feel much better now.

Well guess what I drank when I was a little girl. It was the late 50's or early 60's(I am 45, gasp!!!) My mom was ironing clothes. Remember when everything was cotton. Oh wait, everything is cotton again. Anyway, she had spray starch that she mixed herself)om another cup) in a 16 oz glass pop bottle(yes, young ones, pop or soda used to come in individual glass bottles). It had a sprinkler top so that you could dampen the clothes with the starch. Guess they did haven't aerosal cans. Anyway, she had put it in a metal cup(now there is an antique reference) and sat it on the table. Well little Betty wanted a drink and yes, I drank spray starch. Of course I thought it tasted bad but I was thirsty. Anyway, it didn't hurt me but my mom was so ridden with guilt. OK, who else has eaten or drank something that they should not have.

 

[jldriscoll]

Don't anyone go to bed yet. I have to feed DH and read to Emily and get her in bed. Then I have my funky food story......Do furbabies count??????

 

[Kama89]

Three words: Oh My GOSH!!! JAY!!! You are so BAD!! See if I tell you any of my secrets again! Gee... now that I think about it... I'm not so sure this is me you're talking about. I mean, all that sounds...well....rather, ummm... memorable, and I seem to be having a hard time recalling anything quite like this from my past. Hmmm...methinks Jay has a vivid imagination. What do you think ladies? So he says that he won't be online tonight huh? Well...isn't that con-veeeen-ient. Mmmm hmmm. That's okay... I'll be waiting. Hey Jennifer!? Would you be interested in a Padawan?

Ok, well...no the boots don't have stilleto heels...and the fact that I knew how to spell that means absolutley nothing.

RIBBIT?!? RIBBIT?!?! No way!!! Darn it...and I was really hoping for that pacifier too.

Well, I have to say that I think Jodie has found her calling. She is THE update and smoothie artist of the Dis in my opinion. A TOAST to Jodie's smoothies AND her updates!! Awesome stuff Jodie!!! I also think she has earned one of her own smoothies... you are one busy lady!!

Ok... (long post, I know. Sorry. That's what happens when I'm away all day) My eating weird stuff contribution isn't very unusual or interesting, but here it is: First I'll give you Cameron's. He ate that doggy bacon stuff one Christmas morning when he was little, thinking it was people food. Poor baby. He was so embarrassed/angry. I startled him by yelling: No no no!! when it headed toward his mouth. Then, once when he was a little older, he asked if he could try eating some dry dog food just to see what it was like. Yes, he's an odd one. We told him: Sure, go for it. LOL! His response? Hmmm... not great, but it's not terrible either. Now what I ate: My grandmother's nitro pills....at least if I remember correctly, that's what they were. The whole little silver box full. Guess it didn't hurt me any. Mom rushed me to ER, they observed me, and other than getting very quiet, was fine. I dunno....can't say that I remember that one.

I am speechless concerning this piece of @#$% that assaulted your neighbor Betty!! The whole thing makes me so angry, I just sit here and fume. If I tried to articulate what I'm feeling, I'm afraid of what I'd type, so I'm just going to keep my mouth shut. Let me just say, that I agree with you and Elaine 100%... and I am so saddened by the hate and anger and bitterness and sickness in our world.

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by bfeller
Wonder if she wears fishnet hose also? Maybe she even carries a whip!!!

I know disers that would pay good money to see that!!!

 

[helenabear]

Hello there everyone! I am finally back from a nice 1 1/2+ hour wait at the car place getting my car all checked out & serviced. Now I'll be in great shape to make the trip to Chicago I can't believe that is just about 1 1/2 weeks away

Anyway, I don't think I have any silly food stories. I've been trying to think of one and the best I could do was I wound up eating and entire roll of Tums as a kid because I thought they were like those Nekko wafers

Kim... there was a time you were actually quiet

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by helenabear
I wound up eating and entire roll of Tums as a kid because I thought they were like those Nekko wafers

ROTFL!!!!!! That's a good one

 

[LucyStorm]

tired and sleepy DISer reporting in......


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[jldriscoll]

You pay a heavy price when you get the last word of the night Bonnie!!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

DD ate a shrunken mothball because she thought it was a skittle.

This is also the child who drank several Tbs of Triaminic, even though it was in a child proofed cabinet. There is nothing child proof that they could make that that child couldn't get into. Then she got to drink Ipecac, which was a lesson learned, because she has never eaten anything strange since.

 

[helenabear]

Glad you liked that one Jennifer. I was little and I couldn't read... but I sure loved those Nekko wafers

Time for bed, Bonnie

 

[jldriscoll]

Ok, now mine....I cannot for the life of me think of anything anyone in my family ate or drank that was wierd. We were more of your physical hazzard children....you know...chase your brother around the house until he hits the wall and need five stitches (not my intention really, we were playing). Little brother set the kitchen table on fire when he was 4.......

My furbabies on the other hand....I can't count the number of bazaar things those three are willing to eat!!! Yarn is a favorite (not play, EAT) Barbie clothes, beads, red hot sauce, chinese food (spicy) and the latest and greatest was Max eating the clay head off a purple monster in Paige's school diorama!!! All new meaning to my cat ate my homework

Can you believe the only time any of them have been sick is once when Max ate some maragold leaves!!!!!

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by Kama89
Hey Jennifer!? Would you be interested in a Padawan?

Uhhh, not sure what I would do with him...you seem to be the expert at.....mmmm...keeping men

Originally posted by Kama89
Ok, well...no the boots don't have stilleto heels...and the fact that I knew how to spell that means absolutley nothing.

Suuuuuurrrre!

Originally posted by Kama89
Well, I have to say that I think Jodie has found her calling. She is THE update and smoothie artist of the Dis in my opinion. A TOAST to Jodie's smoothies AND her updates!! Awesome stuff Jodie!!! I also think she has earned one of her own smoothies... you are one busy lady!!

I don't think anyone can argue with that!!!!

Cheers Jodie!!!

 

[iluvorlando]

OMG!! How totally unacceptable!! Why was he even out in the first place. Aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!! Well, I am a proud member of the HEH club. I hope he rots in jail.

Well, since I can't contribute to the weird thing eaten, how bout what is the silliest thing you have ever done (as a child). Hmmmm.....when I was four we lived in Buffalo. I went swimming naked in the snow! My mom loves to tell that story!

So Kim, am I right about the massage or hair? What a sorry excuse for not being on-line. Sorry Jay, I didn't promise to support you, Jennifer did. Bawk, Bawk Jay is a chicken!!

What are Nekko wafers?

Thanks for the slushie, Betty. I have some BearClaw icecream. Anyone want some?

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by iluvorlando
Bawk, Bawk Jay is a chicken!!

HEY...leave Jay alone...he is not a CHICKEN!!!!

There ya go man!!!! You still have your honor!!!!

**we won't mention that you were just defended by a girl**