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Good morning dads. Well not a great morning here.Woke up this am to a great loss. Both wife and I are upset.This loss was near and dear to us for some time.I know people say things happen for a reason,but why did this happen to us.:confused3 Then I sat back to reflect on this for a bit. Maybe this is a sign that we need to go to Disney this year to replace the Minnie mug my wife just broke!!!!!:lmao::lmao:
Have a great weekend,and for all you dads going to picnics be safe and enjoy.
 
Labor Day Jokes

Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It works for me!

Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Monday is Labor Day, and I understand that Paris Hilton is dumping some of her boyfriends this weekend.
Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.
Daughter (8): Is Aunt Cynthia having her baby today?
Mother: Why did you think she is about to give birth?
Daughter (8): Because you said today was Labour Day!

Labour Day Quotes

If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and ******* for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation.
- Samual Gempers

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- Doug Larson

What do you usually do on Labour Day?
As little as possible, just like every day!

Unreasonable Labor?
‘I’m never going to work for that man again.’
‘Why, what did he say?’

‘You’re fired.’

Labor Day Jokes
How do you say “Labor day” in Russian?
Another cold and snowy day…

Happy Labor Day DISDads!
 
Mornin' Gents -

5K this morning, followed by:

One of these
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A few of these
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While watching
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And drafting my fourth (of five) fantasy football team.

Have a good Saturday Gentlemen.

Cheers,
Indy
 

Good morning dads. Well not a great morning here.Woke up this am to a great loss. Both wife and I are upset.This loss was near and dear to us for some time.I know people say things happen for a reason,but why did this happen to us.:confused3 Then I sat back to reflect on this for a it. Maybe this is a sign that we need to go to Disney this year to replace the Minnie mug my wife just broke!!!!!:lmao::lmao:
Have a great weekend,and for all you dads going to picnics be safe and enjoy.

:lmao: thats not right.:lmao: hay carl, if you post or text me a picture of the mug, i can grab you one at the end of the month.:thumbsup2
 
i forgot about 6000!!!!!:confused3 peanut butter!!! i started reading the current page and i didnt page back. than i started reading pms that i got and posting and forgot.:lmao: so i guess ill have to make the big speach at 7000. anyway, have a great weekend everybody, we are stayiong home except a trip to sams club and cracker barrel tonight and off to friends after that. hopefully we dont get to much rain again this weekend.:sad2: anyway, stay safe!!!! :thumbsup2
 
Labor Day Jokes

Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It works for me!

Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Monday is Labor Day, and I understand that Paris Hilton is dumping some of her boyfriends this weekend.
Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.
Daughter (8): Is Aunt Cynthia having her baby today?
Mother: Why did you think she is about to give birth?
Daughter (8): Because you said today was Labour Day!

Labour Day Quotes

If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and ******* for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation.
- Samual Gempers

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- Doug Larson

What do you usually do on Labour Day?
As little as possible, just like every day!

Unreasonable Labor?
‘I’m never going to work for that man again.’
‘Why, what did he say?’

‘You’re fired.’

Labor Day Jokes
How do you say “Labor day” in Russian?
Another cold and snowy day…

Happy Labor Day DISDads!

:lmao:
 
Morning Dads!

Not much going on here for Labor Day. The plan was to hang out at the pool but its looking pretty overcast so it looks like a day of movies and Lego:banana:

Hey Fed! Realized last night my fishing license was expired. I think I might see if there is a pay per fish option, might save me some money:headache:.
 
:lmao: now if you would of posted the pic of you all wet? that would of been hard not to say anything.:lmao:

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Albeit late, but ask and ye shall receive---the gift that just keeps on giving:lmao::lmao:


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--Note the lack of spinners, it's my old boat.

Morning Dads!

Not much going on here for Labor Day. The plan was to hang out at the pool but its looking pretty overcast so it looks like a day of movies and Lego:banana:

Hey Fed! Realized last night my fishing license was expired. I think I might see if there is a pay per fish option, might save me some money:headache:.

I did the whole "fish per dollars spent" ratio several years back....it wasn't pretty:headache::headache::headache:


On a serious note, does anyone know if you can buy the refillable mugs anywhere at Boardwalk Inn or Villas???

And no, I'm not going to be reusing an old one...:lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
Good morning dads. Well not a great morning here.Woke up this am to a great loss. Both wife and I are upset.This loss was near and dear to us for some time.I know people say things happen for a reason,but why did this happen to us.:confused3 Then I sat back to reflect on this for a bit. Maybe this is a sign that we need to go to Disney this year to replace the Minnie mug my wife just broke!!!!!:lmao::lmao:
Have a great weekend,and for all you dads going to picnics be safe and enjoy.

That is tragic... sorry to hear about your loss.

An equally disturbing story, my wife brought me a coffee this morning, and after drinking out of the mug... I looked close and found it had poo on it....both on the front and the back!


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Morning guys,

Been off the boards for a while remodeling the kitchen. Cabinets are here and ready to be installed. But not today. Why? COLLEGE FOOTBALL. Best time of the year.

...On a serious note, does anyone know if you can buy the refillable mugs anywhere at Boardwalk Inn or Villas???

And no, I'm not going to be reusing an old one...:lmao::lmao::lmao:

They do have mugs but the downfall of BW rears its ugly head. They don't have any quick service options. The mugs can be refilled at the bakery (which is crowded in the morning), the pool bar and the lounge off the lobby (both open limited hours). No drink refill station. They can't refill the mug so they give you a cup with the beverage of choice that you can pour into your mug. Hope you have a great time.

And one last thing. Go GATORS.
 
Morning guys,

Been off the boards for a while remodeling the kitchen. Cabinets are here and ready to be installed. But not today. Why? COLLEGE FOOTBALL. Best time of the year.
.

I LOVE college football also!!:thumbsup2 However, my team does not kickoff the season until tomorrow afternoon!! And they open up against WVU....man I hate the blue and yellar fellars!
 
I LOVE college football also!!:thumbsup2 However, my team does not kickoff the season until tomorrow afternoon!! And they open up against WVU....man I hate the blue and yellar fellars!

My Blue and Yellar Fellars whooped up on some New Hampshire Wildcats! GO ROCKETS!! :thumbsup2
 
Funny little note:lmao: The 1st night we were at WDW I was wearing my Dis Dad Club polo shirt, when we went to see the Princesses Belle said The Dis Dads Club strangely I have heard of this group:lmao: I think I know how, she must have been the one who held up the sign:lmao:

I had 3 shirts with me I only wore it the 1 night mainly because it was getting TOO Much attention:scared1: Now Brent can back this up even on line I was asked about it:goodvibes

This is true, I remember this as if it was a week or two ago...it was like standing in line with a celebrity!:rotfl2:

Fed does WDW Security have arresting power, do they carry, I saw a WDW Security K9 unit car last week when we were there:confused3

On Friday in front of the Haunted Mansion DW watched an unattended bag, waiting for security to show, and still nothing when I came out and rider swapped with her (Audrey was asleep), some CMs came around, still no security by the time we left. Next time....

I have seen the canine unit in front of AK in years past though.

Good morning dads. Well not a great morning here.Woke up this am to a great loss. Both wife and I are upset.This loss was near and dear to us for some time.I know people say things happen for a reason,but why did this happen to us.:confused3 Then I sat back to reflect on this for a bit. Maybe this is a sign that we need to go to Disney this year to replace the Minnie mug my wife just broke!!!!!:lmao::lmao:
Have a great weekend,and for all you dads going to picnics be safe and enjoy.

Sorry for your loss:lmao: DW bought a new teacup in case I drop her current one. Ah trust..:lmao:
 
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