And Chris - there's no way around Fed. He knows Georgia State Patrol & Florida Highway Patrol if you're driving. He know TSA people if you're flying. I once threated to take a boat from Lake Michigan, out the St Lawrence Seaway and down the coast to Florida. Turns out he knows some Coast Guard guys too.
Well, let's see...you left out SC
There are some advantages to my line of work...
The views are great I hear from 5,000 feet
Last time we landed there, they decelerated hard and then pulled into the terminal. As we were getting off, we overheard the flight attendant say to the pilot, "Landed kinda hard, didn't you?"
The pilot just looked at her and said, "I hate landing here."
That's when you hit the bar
FED, can I get an escort in May??
Dates?
Oh, yes. Believe me, I've kept my finger on the mute button for the remote everytime that story comes on to keep my kids from freaking out.
Wouldn't even try. Didn't we already establish in thread VI or VII that you shouldn't run from or argue with the cops?
I wouldn't even turn on the news if I were you!!!
Yes, it has been established already....it's kinda of like wrestling the proverbial pig in the proverbial mud---sooner or later you realize the pig likes it.
I already asked. I told him the drive from Atlanta to the FL line would be much smoother in my minivan at 120 with GSP lights and sirens in front and back of me. He laughed for about 20 minutes about my van actually doing 120 then told me "no."
It was 45 minutes, and I still throw the BS flag at the 120 "guesstimate"...sorry guys, your speedos HAVE to be wrong
Just waiting on receiving the proofs... so once they are finalized they will print them out. Invoices are going to be sent out today.. so check your emails for those who ordered. 
Hopefully the shirts will be ready on the 15th, but that's a tight deadline. I'll ship them to you ASAP once received.
