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[Wherem I Now]

Wait...I haven't heard this one....

Google: Molly the Camel...

 

[GoHerd1028]

I told this one at the Tavern 2 weeks ago! LOVE it!!!

Oh, so, my DW is STILL pregannt w/ our 4th. Baby girl is just stuck in "prolonged laten phase" and so we're just waiting. Well, I'm waiting, She's miserable.

pictures will be expected when the little one finally decides to arrive!

 

[rbenn81]

A week or so ago somebody posted a link for weather in orlando that showed previous years actual temperatures. If they could post it again I would appreciate. CRUD!! Can't find the time to go back and search through previous posts right now.
Thanks In Advance!!!!

 

[DisneyDadC]

Hope someone replaced the batteries in the extraction beacon. Mark may need it this week. He has a house full of kids this week

 

[DisneyFed]

Google: Molly the Camel...

 

[Wherem I Now]

OK, I have had some time today to goof off and surf around some of the other threads here on the Dis. With that said, I have a bone to pick with AJRitz. Whenever you find a thread about parenting that is this funny http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2532206 you must share your find with the brotherhood!

(and if you did and I missed it, sorry)

 

[carrollchristoph]

Hope someone replaced the batteries in the extraction beacon. Mark may need it this week. He has a house full of kids this week

Maybe just air-drop him some more Benadryl & Bacon?

 

[BirdsLightyear]

Hey all, name is Chris, headed down to Disney for the first time in 20 years later this year. I'm new to the DISboards, but have been living vicariously through my wifes account for awhile. I have 8 kids and drive a tractor trailer for a living (ie support my wifes shopping habit)

 

[Disney Commando]

I am all for it. There would be terrific sites to see and there would be some train wrecks. Some times you can look away, and sometimes, you can't. Ever check out http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798. I would like the opportunity to write captions on this site.

See if you have any winners in your state?

What a great website Since they opened one here about 10 years ago, whenever DW wants to go I love to tag along (the freakshow is awesome) I had to put in the fav. files always good for a laugh

 

[chillcoupons]

OK I guess I let you mull over this for 24 hours... Here is the news:



HUGE NEWS!!!!!!!!


We are having a BABY! Well, Melody is having the baby I'm just going to be the delivery coach! We have known for a few weeks but Melody had another doctors appointment yesterday. We wanted to make sure everything was OK and it is. Her due date is April 1st (and no, this isn't an early April fools joke) So another first- I am planning a December Disney trip with a wife who is going to be 5 months pregnant!

Any of my FB friends... please don't post anything about this on there. Melody wants to wait a little longer before telling her co-workers. Thanks!

I just read the news! Congratulations!!!!

 

[chillcoupons]

I want in sign me up!

Hey all, name is Chris, headed down to Disney for the first time in 20 years later this year. I'm new to the DISboards, but have been living vicariously through my wifes account for awhile. I have 8 kids and drive a tractor trailer for a living (ie support my wifes shopping habit)

Welcome to the Club, Emma's Dad will be by to give you your number.

 

[AJRitz]

OK, I have had some time today to goof off and surf around some of the other threads here on the Dis. With that said, I have a bone to pick with AJRitz. Whenever you find a thread about parenting that is this funny http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2532206 you must share your find with the brotherhood!

(and if you did and I missed it, sorry)

Oops!
Sorry to let down the gang. It is truly hilarious! Check it out.

 

[FreezinRafiki]

I want in sign me up!

Welcome!

Hey all, name is Chris, headed down to Disney for the first time in 20 years later this year. I'm new to the DISboards, but have been living vicariously through my wifes account for awhile. I have 8 kids and drive a tractor trailer for a living (ie support my wifes shopping habit)

Welcome to the boards and welcome to the club!

pictures will be expected when the little one finally decides to arrive!

Yes, but please wait at least a few minutes after he comes. Let the nurses clean him/her up and let your wife get presentable. I had a friend post pictures on Facebook of his daughter's birth. Yeah, the actual birth.

A week or so ago somebody posted a link for weather in orlando that showed previous years actual temperatures. If they could post it again I would appreciate. CRUD!! Can't find the time to go back and search through previous posts right now.
Thanks In Advance!!!!

You can go here (http://www.wunderground.com/tripplanner/index.asp?MR=1) and give it any city and date range and it will give you the historical information.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK… I feel better.

We now return you back to your regularly scheduled (off) topic already in progress.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Hope someone replaced the batteries in the extraction beacon. Mark may need it this week. He has a house full of kids this week

Maybe just air-drop him some more Benadryl & Bacon?

Benadryl and bacon will never be turned down! Not even bacon-flavored Benadryl.

We're watching our two godsons this week while their parents go on an anniversary vacation. Cute boys, but one is 3 and the other is 1 and neither one of them is quite as good of a sleeper as we'd been told.

OK, I have had some time today to goof off and surf around some of the other threads here on the Dis. With that said, I have a bone to pick with AJRitz. Whenever you find a thread about parenting that is this funny http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2532206 you must share your find with the brotherhood!

(and if you did and I missed it, sorry)

Great thread! I think any dad could relate to this one.

Yes, but please wait at least a few minutes after he comes. Let the nurses clean him/her up and let your wife get presentable. I had a friend post pictures on Facebook of his daughter's birth. Yeah, the actual birth.

Goodness gracious. Is his wife still talking to him?

Welcome to the new dads!

 

[DisneyDadC]

Should be one more day for my coveted Dis Dad shirt.Seems like it has seen more of this country then I have lol.

Tracking has it reaching Pa
HORSHAM, PA, US 08/23/2010 5:19 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN

 

[Explodo]

Bacon Flavored Benadryl...GENIUS!

 

[Coach81]

Yes, but please wait at least a few minutes after he comes. Let the nurses clean him/her up and let your wife get presentable. I had a friend post pictures on Facebook of his daughter's birth. Yeah, the actual birth.


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Oh my.. that must have been a show!!!! So much blood, so much screaming!!!

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

First: A big ol’ howdy to GoofyFD and BirdsLightyear. Glad to have you along.

OK, I have had some time today to goof off and surf around some of the other threads here on the Dis. With that said, I have a bone to pick with AJRitz. Whenever you find a thread about parenting that is this funny http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2532206 you must share your find with the brotherhood!

(and if you did and I missed it, sorry)

This thread is just too true not to be laughed at.

Yes, but please wait at least a few minutes after he comes. Let the nurses clean him/her up and let your wife get presentable. I had a friend post pictures on Facebook of his daughter's birth. Yeah, the actual birth.

Yikes!
When my son was born we did at least give them time to clean everything up before snapping the first picture. It only helped a little. Folks always “oooh” and “aaaah” over pics of newborns. But I got to tell you, our boy looked like he’d gone ten rounds with a young Muhammad Ali… And lost. Now... About two months later he was a budding heart breaker, but on the day of…

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Oh, sorry for that previous outburst. It’s just been one of those weeks. I figured so long as I didn’t do too much fussin’ and moanin’ y’all would at least let me vent a bit. Thanks!

Hay! It looks like I finally made it to post 300 (sometimes you got to be happy with the small victories). If I keep at it, I just may catch up to the rest of you guys in about ten years or so.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Bacon Flavored Benadryl...GENIUS!

Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon… I smell BACON!!!

When all else fails, refer to the Avatar Caption on the left…