DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club V - Man's Room

[DisneyDadC]

HUGE NEWS!!!!!!!![/U]

We are having a BABY! Well, Melody is QUOTE]

Concrats to you and your family

 

[wasnotafan]

I can tell I'm getting older when lines from movies I watched as a kid don't mean what they did ..."You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious."

 

[doggydoc]

I can tell I'm getting older when lines from movies I watched as a kid don't mean what they did ..."You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious."

Awesome! I think it must be the first car movie I ever watched.

 

[Disney Commando]

Holy S%#t, where did you stay?
I think the worst place I've ever been in was a Ramada in Chicago. The door frame on the first room they put us in was so worn down that even when the deadbolt was "locked" you could wiggle the door about an inch. The second room was better, but I didn't notice until the next morning when I was in the bathroom that the word "MURDER" was carved into the back of the bathroom door in 8" block letters. "Grab your stuff, honey, it's time to go!"

I'll fill you guys in on this next week, I'm hoping to hear some info (might not hear about what was found due to somekind of privacy act) but Corprate HQ actually told me that there have been many complaints and will be sending out a investigative team to the site to give it a Complete inspection also said that depending on what they find it might be dropped from the chain (would have 90 days to remove anything that would link it to the chain) The hotel owner sent us a email I'll give you the 1st 4 words just to give you a good laugh ----- I wood like to OMG if you are going to write a letter that might save yourself alot of grief do it right, anyway the whole letter was like that The person I spoke to at Corparate was in disbelief and actually had to let out a chuckle (it was that bad), the owner tried to give us 25% off our next stay I used points and had 2 nights free (we stayed 1), but if I'm not going to stay there for free I'm not going to go for the awesome 25% off deal

I'm giving them a few days to resolve the matter and if I'm not satisfied with the results ( or I don't hear back from them) I will be making calls to The Board of Health, Code Enforcement, Consumer Affairs, Fire Marshall and anyone else I can think of, I told them that and gave them valid reasoning (they hate that kind of stuff) sometimes you have to play hardball(My wife also has about 25 pics that they have seen, not good for them)

 

[GoHerd1028]

I'll fill you guys in on this next week, I'm hoping to hear some info (might not hear about what was found due to somekind of privacy act) but Corprate HQ actually told me that there have been many complaints and will be sending out a investigative team to the site to give it a Complete inspection also said that depending on what they find it might be dropped from the chain (would have 90 days to remove anything that would link it to the chain) The hotel owner sent us a email I'll give you the 1st 4 words just to give you a good laugh ----- I wood like to OMG if you are going to write a letter that might save yourself alot of grief do it right, anyway the whole letter was like that The person I spoke to at Corparate was in disbelief and actually had to let out a chuckle (it was that bad), the owner tried to give us 25% off our next stay I used points and had 2 nights free (we stayed 1), but if I'm not going to stay there for free I'm not going to go for the awesome 25% off deal

I'm giving them a few days to resolve the matter and if I'm not satisfied with the results ( or I don't hear back from them) I will be making calls to The Board of Health, Code Enforcement, Consumer Affairs, Fire Marshall and anyone else I can think of, I told them that and gave them valid reasoning (they hate that kind of stuff) sometimes you have to play hardball(My wife also has about 25 pics that they have seen, not good for them)

Note to self: Don't piss Ron off!

 

[Disney Commando]

Note to self: Don't piss Ron off!

I'm sure any Dad here would feel the same way The location of this matter is Ashland VA

 

[middlepat]

Note to self: Don't piss Ron off!

I'm sure any Dad here would feel the same way The location of this matter is Ashland VA

Double notes to self:
1) Don't piss off Ron.
2) Don't stay in Ashland, VA... at least until more information is released.

 

[Disney Commando]

On a positive note As many of you know I started a Commando planning thread about a month & ahalf ago. It started as a thread and is now a club With 104 members as of now, made up of Commando planners possiblities are unlimited

Several Dads are members and I want to bring you all up to date, about a week ago the Mods decieded to move the thead to a Community board then I find out that it was talked about on the Podcast this week, how cool is that, what a Honor I guess it is going in right direction to be noticed , Who knows where it can go

Like here at Dis Dads where everyone is in the same mind frame, everyone gets along.

It's not for everyone but IMO if you are into this type of planning check it out, I've been saying on the thread that the only stupid question is the one not asked

 

[DisneyFed]

On a positive note As many of you know I started a Commando planning thread about a month & ahalf ago. It started as a thread and is now a club With 104 members as of now, made up of Commando planners possiblities are unlimited

Several Dads are members and I want to bring you all up to date, about a week ago the Mods decieded to move the thead to a Community board then I find out that it was talked about on the Podcast this week, how cool is that, what a Honor I guess it is going in right direction to be noticed , Who knows where it can go

Like here at Dis Dads where everyone is in the same mind frame, everyone gets along.

It's not for everyone but IMO if you are into this type of planning check it out, I've been saying on the thread that the only stupid question is the one not asked

Cool

I've seen the thread but wasn't paying attention that you started it

I may drop in, but I'm not organized enough to be a Commando

In fact, I have a hard time just putting the right socks on in the morning

 

[AirGoofy]

Oh yeah....they call it "sympathy weight"

Yeah, I'm still carrying my pregnancy sympathy weight from 8 years ago.

OH... and does anyone want to chime in on this hot topic??
Men Wear Bras So Women Can Go Topless

I am all for it. There would be terrific sites to see and there would be some train wrecks. Some times you can look away, and sometimes, you can't. Ever check out http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798. I would like the opportunity to write captions on this site.

See if you have any winners in your state?

 

[Wherem I Now]

CRUD... (I see that we have definition for this now.)

Stopher1 and dvczerf, Prayers for you and your families.

That's Nice, Congratulations on your big news!

Commando, As someone that has to sleep in a lot of hotel beds...

Today is going to be a full day with DDs 4th Birthday party. She is right here with me and wanted me put this up.

Have a great day guys!

 

[that's nice]

Thank you everyone for your well wishes!!!!!!!!!

The only disappointment would be that everyone here is already a “Dad”, so there’s no way we can drive you nuts with all our horror stories about raise’n young’ns.

My DD has been a really good kid... so I can only imagine what this next one is going to be like.

So again I say: Congratulations, with best wishes to you and your entire family. I wish you great happiness and luck as you roll through the m-a-n-y l-o-n-g y-e-a-r-s (to which you’ve just copiously added), that you’ll be going through the great ups and downs of bringing up the lit’lins (Hummmmm… maybe there is still something we can hassle you about).

LOL Well my DD will be 5, so I guess I added 5 years.

Thank you for the roast...ummm toast!

CONGRATS!! Treat her good in her hours of need...mainly around midnight when your out of ice cream and she is call you a dumb @$$ for eating the last of it. Insensitive jerk! Sorry flash back to my own wifes pregnancy.

Note to self.... stock up on ice cream!

LOL My DW put on quite a few pounds with our DD. We baked Nestle's chocolate chip cookies like every night.

Congratulations Tim! Start stocking up on Red Bull now!

I need to make a list of all this good advice! If I don't, I'll remember it wrong... like stock up on beer instead of Red Bull.

It was so liberating to hear my wife exclaim, "I've gained 15 lbs.!" and be able to say, "So have I!"

LOL NICE ONE!

 

[KTME]

Funny story

We are at Target this morning and the 10yo was holding my keys. He was looking at my dog tag that is on my key ring and asks what o-pos meant. I told him it was my blood type so in case I was hurt they would know what kind of blood to give me. He looks at the next line and asks what Prot No Denom means. I told him it was my religion. In his loudest 10 yo voice he says "Dad you were a Prostitute in the Army?"

 

[Big_Disney_Fan]

Funny story

"Dad you were a Prostitute in the Army?"

Kids say the darnedest things

 

[GoofyFD]

I want in sign me up!

 

[carrollchristoph]

"Dad you were a Prostitute in the Army?"

 

[Capt. Barbosa]

Funny story

We are at Target this morning and the 10yo was holding my keys. He was looking at my dog tag that is on my key ring and asks what o-pos meant. I told him it was my blood type so in case I was hurt they would know what kind of blood to give me. He looks at the next line and asks what Prot No Denom means. I told him it was my religion. In his loudest 10 yo voice he says "Dad you were a Prostitute in the Army?"

Don't ask don't Tell!


Punch Line only joke: What ever floats your boat sir but most of the guys just ride the camel into town.

 

[unclescrooge_0707]

Don't ask don't Tell!


Punch Line only joke: What ever floats your boat sir but most of the guys just ride the camel into town.

I told this one at the Tavern 2 weeks ago! LOVE it!!!

Oh, so, my DW is STILL pregannt w/ our 4th. Baby girl is just stuck in "prolonged laten phase" and so we're just waiting. Well, I'm waiting, She's miserable.

 

[DisneyFed]

Funny story

We are at Target this morning and the 10yo was holding my keys. He was looking at my dog tag that is on my key ring and asks what o-pos meant. I told him it was my blood type so in case I was hurt they would know what kind of blood to give me. He looks at the next line and asks what Prot No Denom means. I told him it was my religion. In his loudest 10 yo voice he says "Dad you were a Prostitute in the Army?"

Man did I just gain valuable insight.....keep dogtags away from little guy

 

[DisneyFed]

Don't ask don't Tell!


Punch Line only joke: What ever floats your boat sir but most of the guys just ride the camel into town.

Wait...I haven't heard this one....