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Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. :rotfl2:

:lmao::rotfl2: One of my favorite movie quotes of all time! :thumbsup2
 
Yes, and I've been contemplating what to do with it.
I had the idea of just leaving the account sit idle at 999 as an acknowledgment to the Haunted Mansion's 999 Happy Haunts, but then I'd have to open a new account and I just don't have that much ambition.
I could use it to pester Don about finishing his TR (11 days, Don!). But with my luck he'd post the conclusion at the same time, rendering my post pointless. (Which coincidentally, would put it in the same realm as not only the majority of my other posts, but most of I actually say in real life)
I could attempt to say something profound. :scratchin Yeah, I got nothing there.
I like Tim's DD's idea of just posting a bunch of smiley - but I don't want to steal the thunder of a 4 year old. That's just not cool.

One thing I was sure of was that I am going to use here on the Dad's Club. It's nice to have a place where we can hang out, stray as far off topic as we can think of, and enjoy the company of 400+ other guys that share my same values, beliefs and ideas. So a big thanks to the Fanatic for starting this ball rolling so many years ago. And thanks to Chill & Emma's Dad for keeping it running and constantly improving it. And thanks to everyone - from the guys that just pop in to say Hi to the guys who hang out in here all day, every day. You're what make the DIS Dad's Club what it is and keep it an awesome place to be.

Now, I just opened a new jug of cheese balls. Who's got some good fart jokes? :rotfl:

I just went outside got hit by a smelly orange cloud know anything about that:lmao:
 
I can honestly say I have NEVER witnessed such a tongue lashing in my life....I know it was funnier in person, but I was done for the day after that one----oh, and I forgot the "Jr. Trooper" badge I gave her after I made sure he was valid....she seemed to like that....Dad, probably not so much:lmao:

:lmao::lmao: O.K. It's been a while since I actually LOL'd at a post, but you got me here. :lmao::lmao:


Congratulations Freezin on being so chatty, I mean on 1000 posts! :rolleyes1
 

I can honestly say I have NEVER witnessed such a tongue lashing in my life....I know it was funnier in person, but I was done for the day after that one----oh, and I forgot the "Jr. Trooper" badge I gave her after I made sure he was valid....she seemed to like that....Dad, probably not so much:lmao:
That was one hilarious story! :lmao:

You can add me.

jjbescher - 1 DD - 6 1/2 months old.
DVC Member - SSR and BCV
2 trips planned
May 2 - May 8th
Aug 8 - Aug - 14th

b-day - May 20.

All Animals are named after Disney Characters(Tinkerbell, Daisy, Duchess, Scamp)

jon
WELCOME! :cool1:

I just checked the GKTW site and we are up to $820.00.:thumbsup2 Thanks for all of your contributions we are doing a great thing! We have about 13 Days left and we are almost half way to our goal. We are asking for $5.00 donations but any amount is welcomed and appreciated!
Great news! It's now up to $835!!!:thumbsup2:thumbsup2:thumbsup2

I received the first half of my order from VistaPrint yesterday: 2 T-shirts and a pen! The hat and calendar magnets should be arriving soon. :woohoo:
 
This is what I got yesterday:

My two-sided, text-only T-shirt:
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My Free T-shirt:
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And, my Free DIS Dads pen:
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Hey, Dave! Did you hear the latest about the car hopping thieves? The younger one was wearing a jacket when he was booked into the county prison. One of the guards recognized it as her husband's jacket that had been stolen from his car in Nazareth! "World's dumbest crooks" nomination here!
:lmao::rotfl::lmao:
 
Hey, Dave! Did you hear the latest about the car hopping thieves? The younger one was wearing a jacket when he was booked into the county prison. One of the guards recognized it as her husband's jacket that had been stolen from his car in Nazareth! "World's dumbest crooks" nomination here!
:lmao::rotfl::lmao:

no i didnt hear that one yet.:sad2: the police have called the guy next door to me and asked him to come down to the police station to see if anything was his, there wasnt. he said there is alot of hunting, fishing stuff, you name it, its there!! the only thing they got of mine that i wouldnt mind getting back is my extension cord. we have to thank the palmer police dept.as you can tell, there was no car hopping at the nazareth 7-11 or dunkin donuts!!!!:lmao:my tax money at work!! when i go to work in the moring (4:30) there sitting over at 7-11 yakkin... nazareth, upper nazareth. im so tempted to yell over,( no crime to fight? go to work!!) but i couldnt afford the tickets for the next year.:lmao:
 
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
:lmao::lmao:


Great news! It's now up to $835!!!:thumbsup2:thumbsup2:thumbsup2

I received the first half of my order from VistaPrint yesterday: 2 T-shirts and a pen! The hat and calendar magnets should be arriving soon. :woohoo:

$835.00 Awesome! :thumbsup2:thumbsup2

I am glad you got a shirt finally, did you happen to see the pictures of me and Stopher ? AKA The t-shirt lottery winners!:lmao:
 
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. :rotfl2:

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My wife teaches Bio 101/102, and she starts her Plant Bio lecture with, "Clorophyl? More like boro-phyl!"

She even has a boreophyl t-shirt. :lmao:
 
Got a major dilema, and I think you guys are the only one's who'll understand.

But this is the playoffs. I would definitely do the game, then pick up an extra job and earn some cash to fund the Disney trip.

Last 1/2 hour of the movie is on USA. Gotta love Bruckheimer's stuff!! Aarrgghh Matey!!

Yeah, those were great movies. I let my dds (8,5) watch it and they love it. My oldest wants to be Elizabeth Swan for Halloween this year. Hey, I love those princesses, but am glad to see a role model that fights as opposed to sleep and wait for her Prince. Do we need to revisit the dads and shotgun discussion from a few pages ago.

I mean, I never got another word out of my mouth, I couldn't help but just stand there and listen to this poor guy get a lecture from his 4 year old. The dude's wife wouldn't even LOOK at me...she had her head down with her hand over her mouth desperately trying not to laugh, and he had the most helpless look on his face.....

That is too funny. Not a speeding ticket (because I would never do that), I started listening to Dave Ramsey and we went to a cash system. I still kept my Disney Visa, but only use it for Disney vacations. When DW and dds went shopping, DW forgot cash and pulled out her credit card. She got a lecture from dds about how evil credit cards were. She came home and yelled at me and said children could not listen to Dave Ramsey anymore. I thought it was funny.
 
The good Lord has seen fit to bless us with a 4th child due this September. We found out yesterday that we're adding a GIRL to the mix.:scared1: This fall, I'll have DS7, DS5, DS3, and DD newborn! WOW... where's that princess smiley face?:confused3
 
The good Lord has seen fit to bless us with a 4th child due this September. We found out yesterday that we're adding a GIRL to the mix.:scared1: This fall, I'll have DS7, DS5, DS3, and DD newborn! WOW... where's that princess smiley face?:confused3

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!! princess:princess:princess:princess:princess: princess:princess: princess:princess:princess: princess:princess:princess:princess: princess:princess:princess:

Are you going to try for #5??? :confused3;)
 
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$835.00 Awesome! :thumbsup2:thumbsup2

I am glad you got a shirt finally, did you happen to see the pictures of me and Stopher ? AKA The t-shirt lottery winners!:lmao:
Yep, I saw the photos! It was great the two Dads with the shirts were able to have a DIS DADS Meet! :woohoo: If Zazzle ever lets the rest of us order the Goofy shirts, I'll get one.

The good Lord has seen fit to bless us with a 4th child due this September. We found out yesterday that we're adding a GIRL to the mix.:scared1: This fall, I'll have DS7, DS5, DS3, and DD newborn! WOW... where's that princess smiley face?:confused3
Congratulations and may the Lord bless your family! :littleangel:
 
The good Lord has seen fit to bless us with a 4th child due this September. We found out yesterday that we're adding a GIRL to the mix.:scared1: This fall, I'll have DS7, DS5, DS3, and DD newborn! WOW... where's that princess smiley face?:confused3

Congratulations! Daughters are great.
 
The good Lord has seen fit to bless us with a 4th child due this September. We found out yesterday that we're adding a GIRL to the mix.:scared1: This fall, I'll have DS7, DS5, DS3, and DD newborn! WOW... where's that princess smiley face?:confused3

Congrats!!!!! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

Its always nice to have a new boss. :laughing:

:littleangel:princess:
 
princess:
The good Lord has seen fit to bless us with a 4th child due this September. We found out yesterday that we're adding a GIRL to the mix.:scared1: This fall, I'll have DS7, DS5, DS3, and DD newborn! WOW... where's that princess smiley face?:confused3


Fantastic news!!! Congratulations on the new addition!!!
princess:
 
The good Lord has seen fit to bless us with a 4th child due this September. We found out yesterday that we're adding a GIRL to the mix.:scared1: This fall, I'll have DS7, DS5, DS3, and DD newborn! WOW... where's that princess smiley face?:confused3

Incredible news, congratulations!:cool1::cool1::cool1::cool1::cool1:
 
The good Lord has seen fit to bless us with a 4th child due this September. We found out yesterday that we're adding a GIRL to the mix.:scared1: This fall, I'll have DS7, DS5, DS3, and DD newborn! WOW... where's that princess smiley face?:confused3

Congrats! Looks like you have your timing down to a science. princess:
 
The good Lord has seen fit to bless us with a 4th child due this September. We found out yesterday that we're adding a GIRL to the mix.:scared1: This fall, I'll have DS7, DS5, DS3, and DD newborn! WOW... where's that princess smiley face?:confused3

congrats!!!!:thumbsup2 no sense you having all that peace and quiet! welcome to the daughter club!! :thumbsup2 enjoy while shes young, mines 17 and they turn into women faster than you think!
 
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