The Curse of the "mummy"......eeeek!!

Quick tally so far:............
Lost apartment key
Heartbeat faster
Sweaty (keep them armpits
down Barry! :p )
Nervous (hangs around women's toilets
for dates! :teeth: )
Crawly skin (scarab penetration?! :eek: )
Ensnarements (mood swings?)
Runs!! :scared: :faint:
Bank account runs out of money! :confused2
Cat dies! :sad:
and.... alcoholism.... (done!!)
:drinking: :drinking1: :drinking: :drinking1:
Paper cut :bitelip:

Ohdear ohdear.......
Cable goes down : :confused3 :scratchin
and now....kids inflatable pool destroyed by scarabs and hose taken over by Imhotep!! :duck:

It's nearly time..........resurrection has begun!!! :scared:
 
You can add one more. I keep reading the thread, "Poll best desserts in Universal" as "Best Pole Dancers at Universal".

The curse of the Mummy is making me dyslexic.::yes::
 
Quick tally so far:............
Lost apartment key
Heartbeat faster
Sweaty (keep them armpits
down Barry! :p )
Nervous (hangs around women's toilets
for dates! :teeth: )
Crawly skin (scarab penetration?! :eek: )
Ensnarements (mood swings?)
Runs!! :scared: :faint:
Bank account runs out of money! :confused2
Cat dies! :sad:
and.... alcoholism.... (done!!)
:drinking: :drinking1: :drinking: :drinking1:
Paper cut :bitelip:

Ohdear ohdear.......
cable goes down :confused3: :scratchin:
and now....kids inflatable pool destroyed by scarabs and hose taken over by Imhotep!! :duck:

It's nearly time..........resurrection has begun!!! :scared:

Dyslexia sets in to those tongue-tied by the "mummy" and longings of being a"pole dancer" next to a warm gooey banana dessert topped with peanut flavoured ice-cream.

The sky turns dark and devilish........lightening strikes........"the mummy" is stirring........ :eek:



:eek:
 
Originally posted by damo
You can add one more. I keep reading the thread, "Poll best desserts in Universal" as "Best Pole Dancers at Universal".

Just wondering where one would go to audition for this......just asking for a friend....*ahem*:rolleyes1....yeah, that's it....for a friend of mine. :p
 

Never mind audition, where could we watch?:earseek:

(there are such things as male pole dancers aren't there?)

This is what I really meant, of course. I'm sure we would find this guy at the Royal Pacific.
dog_pole_dancer.jpg
 
Wow!!! You go away for a couple of days..........

The curse of the "mummy" is starting to take effect:-

Quick tally so far:............
Lost apartment key
Heartbeat faster
Sweaty (keep them armpits
down Barry! :p )
Nervous (hangs around women's toilets
for dates! :teeth: )
Crawly skin (scarab penetration?! :eek: )
Ensnarements (mood swings?)
Runs!! :scared: :faint:
Bank account runs out of money! :confused2
Cat dies! :sad:
and.... alcoholism.... (done!!)
:drinking: :drinking1: :drinking: :drinking1:
Paper cut :bitelip:

Ohdear ohdear.......
cable goes down :confused3:
and now....kids inflatable pool destroyed by scarabs and hose taken over by Imhotep!! :duck:

It's nearly time..........resurrection has begun!!! :scared:

Dyslexia sets in to those tongue-tied by the "mummy" and longings of being a"pole dancer" next to a warm gooey banana dessert topped with peanut flavoured ice-cream.....Oh my!! What has happened to damo?

The sky turns dark and devilish........lightening strikes........"the mummy" is stirring........

Havoc!!! and now?!!! everyone has the "hots for Robinrs"!!!

:tongue: :love1: :lovestruc :love2: :love:

and not only that "pole dancing too!!"
Animals in all forms are mounting anything long and thing (that includes Universal Diser's...

and the "mummy" has only just stirred....resurrection is not complete.....still another 16 days to go?

The "mummy" is "sex" mad....denied all forms of love for millions of years..... what is going to happen next?
 
According to Barry, Robinrs and the Mummy are the same age.:p As my secret is out though, I prefer to think of her as a fine wine, aged to perfection. Unfortunately, everyone wants a sip.:drinking:
 
Actually, Robin and dinosaurs are about the same age. She waves to her friends on the JPRA! :)
 
LOL. This thread is great. I haven't ridden yet, but I can't wait!
 
Originally posted by damo
He's even a happy pole dancer!:)


My friend used to have a dog that would do that to poles.....but let me tell you, HE WASN'T DANCING!:earseek:
 
One of my trees in the front yard is not doing well and these darn rugrats in my house keep calling me Mummy (well, we don't live in UK, so it's actually Mommy, but it would be Mummy if we lived across the ocean...).

And don't forget that I now have the hots for Robinrs, but who doesn't?

T&B
 
Originally posted by RescueRanger
My friend used to have a dog that would do that to poles.....but let me tell you, HE WASN'T DANCING!:earseek:

Thanks, I needed that mental picture! :eek: :teeth:

T&B
 
When we rode for the technical rehersals - it broke down the first time - so we didn't get to ride - I'm sure that was the curse at work.
Then, when it was(finally) fixed, there were seagulls & wolves in the queue !!

If that's not the sign of a curse I don't know what is!!!:earseek:



haggy pirate:
 
In March I had my picture taken in front of the preview statue there in City Walk area..and now it has called us BACK to ORLANDO........You cannot wait till December, take a long weekend trip, drive hundreds of miles and ride my ride!!!!

THE MUMMY HAS PUT A SPELL ON ME CALLING ME BACK.....I CANNOT RESIST..I WILL BE AT UNIVERSAL ON THE 16TH!!!!
 
Oh my word!! You'll have to add mine.....read all things "mummy" and just after I finished watching the preview - we had a powercut in England. Really spooky....it was pitch dark and I had to fumble my way downstairs for a torch at 10pm at night!!!
 
Omigoodness, this thread is a hoot! I can't wait to go on this ride, maybe afterwards my tag will mysteriously change to "Has the hots for RobinRS's brother, Imhotep". :teeth:
 




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