Ahhh, you know me well.
On the way home from the airport, I told DH we could stop at Starbucks if he wanted, because I had two treat receipts. He squeaked, "Two? In one day??? How did you get TWO?"
I said, "Well, first I bought a mocha. Then I remembered that we have no caffeinated coffee beans since you started drinking decaf, which I hate... So I bought half a pound of coffee. See? Two receipts!"
And do you think he stopped at Starbucks on the way home? NOT.