The Boa Brigade: New Appointments to the Realm!

[BeautyLLM]

A ROYAL PROCLAMATION!!

It is with great joy that I announce the newest member of the Realm...

By virtue of his attendance at many royal jewel acquiring (ie pin) events, and his enjoyment of the good life...the Queen doth name Morockin Pooh...Sir Corey, Connoisseur of Royal Spirits. To clarify, these are spirits that are soothing to the mind, to the taste and to the soul, not spirits defined as souls departed from their earthly bodies. Sir Corey, the Boa Brigade looks forward to sailing with you on the Royal Yacht (the Disney Wonder) as we navigate the high seas in search of the perfect jewel! Welcome to the Boa Brigade!

And by further announcement....that thy Queen shall be away from the Realm for several days and nights to the far away land of Washington DC. There she shall visit the new college home of her oldest prince (Jason), see the sights and perhaps meet with other heads of state to discuss important matters. She shall return by the time of thy next pin chat!


Long Live the Boa Brigade!!!

 

[Perdita&Pongo]

Bravo, M'Queen on your latest Proclamation!

Congrats to Sir Corey as we welcome him to the Realm in his capacity as Connoisseur of Royal Spirits!!

~Lady Nancy~ (looking forward to accompanying the Boa Brigade on the High Seas)

 

[MoRockin Pooh]

Why thank you your majesty! I am honored with my new title! WOW! I am the royal wine keeper aren't I ????? LOL

Corey

 

[MeanLaureen]

LESLIE!! You are going to Washington DC?? That's like 90 minutes from us and within 2 hours of like 5 million people from the Collectors Board! You should have told us earlier! (umm.. or did you and I missed it and I'm just clueless again? first person that says "so what else is new" gets it)

 

[MeanLaureen]

Originally posted by MoRockin Pooh
Why thank you your majesty! I am honored with my new title! WOW! I am the royal wine keeper aren't I ????? LOL

Corey

Whoops.. for a minute there I thought there was a mix up and Ed lost his position to Corey. I get it now.. Corey is the royal wine KEEPER and Ed is the royal WHINER!

Carry on

 

[GotAnyPins]

The title couldn't have been bestowed to a more appropriate person....He taketh his tltleth very seriouslyeth

(try saying that 10 times fast) So welcometh to the Royal realm...Sir Corey....

And Yes Lauri..Sir Eds' title is still safe....lol

Lady Donna

 

[3kids4me]

Leslie,

After you get your free sandwiches, can I have a title?

 

[Brer-Rabbit]

Well, seeing as her majesty is away from her throne, the realm is in need of a temporary leader. Since I am the Royal Counsel to the Queen, and in honor of Alexander Haig, that would make me the most obvious appointee for King ProTempore.

In recognizing my supreme position as the leader of the realm in the Queens absence, I will appoint someone as "Queen for a day" while Our Queen is gone. And yes ED you can be Queen for a day. We shall see who is appointed tomorrow!

In the meantime please it is not necessary to curtsey.

Sir Micheal, King Pro Tempore

 

[BeautyLLM]

King pro tempore???? What?? A case of "when the queen's away, the royal counsel will play?"

OK, if you want to sit on the throne and pretend to be queen, I will pretend I can't get online to keep an eye on the Realm. This ought to be interesting.....

 

[GotAnyPins]

Well... I go to play in the kingdom of MGM for a day to collect the highly coveted lanyard Jewels, and return to Sir Haig....eerrr Sir Michael is the quid pro quo King, and my stunning Sir Eddie is Queen for a day.....and she..I mean he didn't even know it....he could've worn his boa and crown while in the castle of terror, or the royal limosine RRC...

We may have gotten a lot more jewels that way....

maybe next time we could use the royal communication cell to alert the court...

Lady Donna

and your Majesty King Michael...whom will you appoint tomorrow???

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Seems to me the queen has more power than the King anyway so yea I'm hip.

 

[Brer-Rabbit]

Another Royal Proclaimation......
By the power vested in myself by myself I hearby appoint Sir Ed as our temporary King/Queen for a day. There are however a few rules......

You cannot remove anyones title

Any changes made to the royal court end when your reign ends and the queen will take them under advisement upon her return.

In other words ....... Its supposed to be fun!

So with no further ado, please welcome Our KING/QUEEN for a Day ...... Sir Ed!

(and I of course am now just the royal counsel again (didnt want there to be any confusion about that queen and king thing))

 

[Perdita&Pongo]

Hey King/Queen Eddie: Can I get my wing of the castle redecorated? I was thinking something modern in B&W with fuschia as the accent color. Whaddya think? Can I please?

~Lady Nancy~ (thinking the real Queen would find it beautyful)

 

[GotAnyPins]

After all the King/Queen/Sir Eddie is away from his royal monitor today, soooooo....I guess that makes me the First Lady in Waiting....and I'm sure he would agree w/ the color scheme...(he says yes..just do it...whenever I ask him a bout a color scheme)...though.. You may want to run it by the Royal Consort....keeper of all the royal colors for all the royal logos... just to save my royal hiney..

Lady Donna

PS it would match the new lanyard dalmation pin...

 

[BeautyLLM]

Meanwhile, in our nation's capitol, The Queen visited the Holocaust Museum (a very moving and emotional experience), saw the Hope Diamond (which she wants the royal counsel to secure for her immediately), dinosaurs, T REX, the IMAX movie, The Lincoln Memorial, Korean War Memorial and Vietnam War Memorial. Oh, and she purchased three royal jewels!!

Glad to see all is well in the Realm!

PS...Lady Lauri, maybe next time I visit DC, we will plan a meet!

 

[Raulandpinboy]

You all can do what you want with some rules

The top ten rules with Ed as King/Queen for a day


#10 you can paint your section of the castle any color you want as long as its water based and can be hosed off if the royal queen has a royal kanipshun (is that spelled right) when she returns.

#9 no Australia jokes its bad enough all as I ask is to be deported back to my native home of Australia since it isn't happening any time soon, so no jokes about my native soil.

#8 all the men in the royal that can hold a royal screwdriver shall given the title of sir super techno weenies.

#7 no drinking on royal property unless its Pepsi (you owe me Steve)

#6 you must all post a picture of you favorite pet, or animal type, but spouses not included, except for Sir Michael who probably lost his camera again anyway.

#5 Send a pin in the mail to any man on the royal court who's (hmmmm lets be fair) last name starts with O next week we'll do first name E (must be fair now that way we all get a pin)

#4 everybody must fly to the nations capital to see the queen and help her find her way back last seen she was trying to remove the hope diamond while security escorted her out and she kept screaming…. "do you know who I am… I'm the queen you jerk… unhand me"

#3 I wish to called his royal emperor heir to the throne should the queen not make bail.

#2 Fresh fish for everybody, just go catch it first.

And the #1 rule

#1 do not flush paper towels in the royal potty it will back up and make a royal mess.

Now go forth and have a ball. Remember the queen needs bail money so send cash not pins.

 

[Tinkerbel129]

Oh Ed,

You are a riot! The way that mind of yours works, must take a saint to live with you.

 

[BeautyLLM]

She's baaack.....

King Eddie/Queen Edwina,

The Queen has returned to the Realm. We all appreciated your reign.....Now as to your royal decrees....

10. Painting the castle is fine with me as long as it is NOT pink and made to look like a cake.
9. I am glad no one made any disparaging remarks about your native Australia, and in your
honor, my family and I dined at the Outback last night. We had a hooley dooley of a time and the food cooked on the barbie was delish!
8. Keep the Brotherhood of sir Super Techno Weenies together..the Realm may have need of them!
7. With apologies to Steve, the Queen is not a fan of Pepsi, but she decrees that beverages of all types may be drank, drinkened, drinked or drunk within the Realm.
6. The Queen must go retrieve the royal hounds from the kennel today. She will be covered in slobber and fur by 3:30.
5. How many pins were deposited in the Royal Coffers? Perhaps a financial report is in order??
4. Alas, I had to leave the Hope Diamond in Washington. After a very lengthy interview with a guy in a trench coat who kept talking into his collar, a lightbulb appeared over the guy's head and he said "you are the Queen of the Boa Brigade? Why didn't you say so? Which of course I had, but he wasn't listening....I explained to him that I was travelling in cognito to the mighty campus of American University with my eldest prince and didn't want to be mobbed by the press or a contingent of pin traders as I had left my trader book back at the Realm. Then he called me ma'am (which I decided to ignore under the circumstances), said I could leave as long as I promised not to try to "borrow" the Hope Diamond again and took off the handcuffs. I raised my hand and took aim to slap him full across the face, but the Royal Consort stopped me....
3. I made bail after all, so you are Sir Eddie again, but if Lady Donna wishes to call you Royal Emperor Heir to the throne in the privacy of your own home, that's ok with me....
2. the Queen dined at one of those restaurants where they serve crabs on a tray that you smack with a mallet to crack. Way better than fish, and alot more fun to eat!! Also good for getting out any leftover aggressions towards a guy in a trenchcoat who calls you ma'am.
1. I concur...do NOT flush paper towels......

Now we must prepare for our voyage on the Royal Yacht!!

 

[mermie]

O Great Queen who recently attended "Ye Old Washington D.C.",

I was there in December with a troupe (to sing at the White House!) and must ask you an important question.

Did you happen to attend the J.F. Kennedy Performing Arts Center? If so, What shows were they performing? inquiring minds want to know...

 

[BeautyLLM]

Lady Heather,

We were not able to attend any performances at the Kennedy Center this trip, but as Sonny Boy is definitely attending American University, we will have many other opportunities. We did drive past the Kennedy Center and I am sad to report that the building is in a state of disrepair. Perhaps our government should spend less on nuts and bolts and more on preserving out national treasures!