The Battle For My Wallet III: The Smell of Free Dining (Addendum, pg 34)

[CindyBeth]

Love your report!!! aw:

 

[Rella Bella]

Dear Zzub,
Thank you so much for the wonderful entertainment!!! You are a gift to us all.

BTW... I hope you will consider saving these reports for your daughter (and other possible future children) in some secure format, or hard copy. What a fun gift for her once she is an adult and can appreciate getting to know her Daddy in a deeper way. These trips will be some of the best memories of her childhood... being able to relive them would be wonderful.

 

[Tigger2252]

I just found this thread and laughed throughout the entire thing! You are hilarious and I can't wait until the next installment. 'Til then, I am going to go back and read your old reports!

 

[MazdaUK]

Great report! (ding ding)

when did people in their 20's become young to me?

I was convinced we were shown round DS(12)'s new school by a prefect, only to learn he was the Head of Drama

Can't wait for the next installement

And in case anyone didn't notice I've been tagged by the tag fairy

Not showing off or anything OK, I'll put my coat on and go out to get a life



The Laklia family before the blessing of a tag fairy visitation

 

[zalansky]

Subscribing, these are my FAVORITE trip reports! (along with Vettechick's)



ETA: I think these just might be the funniest reports yet. Part two literally has me peeing my pants. THANK YOU, I think, for that.

ETA#2: Wishes installment, verrrryyy warm and fuzzy. I often picture my kiddos turning 18 and me falling apart as they drive away to college...so I appreciate what you're saying.

ETA#3: I am on maternity leave and sometimes get bored as all get out....please Zzub!!! Continue on!!!

 

[jennymouse]

Another great installment. I agree with Rella Bella, you should definately save these for your children when they're grown. They're priceless!

 

[Annette_VA]

... walls so thin I can hear Vettechick slurring her y’alls in the room next door ...

LMAO!!

I'm totally loving this trip report! Thanks for sharing!

 

[disneylizzy]

I LOVE pointless detail - the more, the merrier. Loving your trip report - you should write a screenplay or something.

 

[fabumouse]

What a great trip report! Thanks for all the detail and glad to know I'm not the only one who resents the captive marketing campaign on the ME bus. I cannot wait for the day when you get all that wait, the advertising, and Disney wants you to pay for the privilege too.

 

[Glorydaz]

thanks so much for making a normally mundane and tedious Monday pass by in a flash! you so inspired me that I finally stopped lurking and joined the rest of the cast! seriously, your report is enlightening, resourceful and downright hysterical - my boyfriend and I will be going to POR for Valentine's Day and your report has so made me giddy with anticipation! you're a gem!

 

[Horizons16]

Ha.

Great reports...

 

[blewits]

I'm laughing, I'm cryin', I'm laughin' again. What great writing! I've printed all of your reports out for my husband to read. Also for my family members that are going down there with us in December - their first trip!

They will be the ones walking around in the matching "Resistance Is Futile" t-shirts.

Keep 'em coming! You really are a great writer.

Wendy

 

[Credit Man]

Pick up the pace...ding, ding! Loving your report.

 

[toystoryduo]

This is a great trip report! We want more!

 

[MsLeFever]

Ok - found this today and now I'm caught up so more more more!

 

[LglBlonde]

Chapter Three

My daughter doesn’t like any of the villains and when that float came up, she covered her face. Cruella DeVille saw her doing this and then she covered her face and made fun of her. We laughed hysterically. We’re those kinds of people. Our kid is not willing to countenance evil; she gets made fun of and we laugh along with her tormentors. I’m putting money aside for the professional counseling she’ll require in her adolescent years.

This made me LAUGH!!

Thanks for sharing - I can relate to you on many levels, I'm an attorney who loves Disney and Priceline!

 

[blewits]

Please ZZUB . . . . . I must know about the "unspeakable evil"! I can't stand it!!!!!

 

[DisDon]

Been reading this a little out of order, was wondering what DMVC might stand for, I guess Disney Mug VIOLATORS Club.
Great report!

 

[Tinkbellfan]

Subscribing . . . . But now we need more!

 

[fabumouse]

I've never before laughed out loud when reading a post. You are hysterical!