I need to explain a few things before I jump into this review. This was the second time we went to Tusker House. We went last year
free dining and loved it. It was a favorite for the whole family. I tried to mix in a lot of new places to eat this year (why not it's free dining) but this was a must do. I even worked the day exactly as I had last year. The schedule was 10:15am breakfast Tusker House, one day at Animal Kingdom w/one snack, then Hoop-De-Doo at 7:15pm.
So we got to Animal Kingdom a little after 9 (we aren't rope drop type of people) and rode the Safari, just like last year. It is right near Tusker House and that works out perfectly, EXCEPT


, we had 3 animal stoppages on the tracks. Great photo ops, but it slightly and I do mean slightly put us behind. We showed up at Tusker House at 10:25, were taken in at 10:40ish, opted out of the pictures since we had one last year and were immediately seated in the main room. Phew, this should go easy now

! Not. Our waiter came over and stated that he was going to take our drink orders, but to stay put as Daisy and Mickey were coming very shortly our way. Okay, we listened. Our drinks came. DD and DS, chocolate milk, DH OJ and coffee, and much to my surprise I was the only one who ordered the Jamba Juice and coffee. The Jamba Juice is sooo good. While very sweet somehow my brain and taste buds see it differently. I think this is the best juice. Not too sweet and so refreshing. Everyone else at the table looked at me like this..

. So here is how it went down, we waited 10 mintutes without any food and Daisy came. So now it is about 10:50ish. We scrambled along with the eggs quickly to the buffet so we wouldn't miss Mickey and so it wouldn't look like we ignored the waiters request, but we were hungry...
Since, I don't have pictures and we really did take a quick trip just to get our breakfast favorites, all combined on all 4 plates we had:
Mealie Pap - oh I love my pap, creamy, cheesy, not at all gritty like grits. It was smooth and I savored each and every bite - yeah I only took around 4 bites full, we were in a hurry!

Biscuits and Sausage Gravy - also on my plate. Very good. Not my favorite dish, but it reminds me of my father who passed. He loved it. Thinking back this may be the reason why he is no longer with us, but by GOSH, he loved it. Tusker House does it better than anyone other than my Grandmother. You should try it if you get a chance. Jimmy Dean has NO clue what the real stuff tastes like...
Vegetable Frittata (potato and leek) and Ham and Cheese Frittata - This was on DD, DH and DS's plate. Very good. Flavors melted together in your mouth. Very moist, not a bit of runny and if 3 out of 4 must have it on their first plate, it has to be great!
Last but not least there were sightings of Oven-roasted Yukon Gold Potato Wedges, Bacon, Sausage, and fresh carved Ham. All were very good. Then we ate the little we had on our plates, and waited for Mickey. He came and right after him we saw Donald near our table. So we sat and waited as per instructed by our waiter. Donald was very much in "character" that morning and we waited. So much that a very friendly waitress stopped by our table and asked why were not eating. She looked very worried. We told her what the waiter had recommended and she agreed, well at least the first time. WE waited. Now it was around 11:05am and our waiter said just a few seconds more and the waitress ran over and said, "if you want breakfast, you have around 5-10 minutes before they change over to get lunch!"

. She promised to get the characters to our table and off we went for breakfast.... But alas my friends it was all GONE!! We went back to our table empty-plated. We really were unsure what to do. So here comes the characters, now doing the fast track as they were way behind. Lunch diners were trying to get pictures, managers were calming crying children, it was a mess. And we just sat there. We looked like deer in headlights. Nothing could change what happened and we didn't know what to do. BUT WE WERE HUNGRY!
So they took our plates, took our drinks, and started over. We were offered lunch. Now I am going to admit that even though it was only 11:20am and we there less than an hour, we weren't ready for lunch. So my reviews are very sketchy and none of us really ate much and I am ashamed to admit, we took without regards to what would be thrown out

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So no funny quips in this review. Sorry, but for our limited lunch review.... No further ado!
DS took only the Curried Basmati Rice and Fresh Fruit Salad. He said it was the best rice he has ever eaten and to be honest he had a huge plate of rice.
It was fluffy and really did have a great flavor. Not over-bearing, but very flavorful for rice.
DD had mashed potatoes and tator tots. What really can I say. I didn't even try them. The mashed potatoes looked good and she enjoyed them.
DH had carved beef, some potatoes wedges and a few desserts. The beef was very tender and the potatoes were crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside.
Now I opted to pout and just got some desserts. Well not just some desserts. A huge plate full of desserts.


, enough to feed the whole table. And I think somewhere in the back of my mind, I really thought the family would "appreciate" some of them. They were beautiful and tasted wonderful. Little pastries with fruit, cream pastries with chocolate, chocolate with chocolate. They were cute, they were good and they were overtaking the table

because of me. Lesson learned.
Ultimately, we really, really enjoyed the breakfast and will be back again. A bit earlier and without regards to the characters. I think the waiter was so worried that we would miss the characters that he forgot about the meal. We were there for the meal. As for the lunch, it did confirm what we already knew. WE are not adventurous and fish is NOT a main staple nor will it ever be in our diet.
Favorite quote of the meal....
DH to me... "You are crying over porridge, isn't there a saying or something about that?", and DD to DH, "No I think that's about spilled milk, and Mom is spilling tears, not milk".