It was the best of times, it was the worst of times....
This day would turn out to be totally wicked and completely sucky. All in one day. Neatly packaged and sprung upon us like Dream Fastpasses. Except we didn't get those.
This was DHS day. We arrived just after opening, so while the crowds were herding down Hollywood Blvd., we lingered at the entrance.
Yes, you read right. We
lingered.....
There was no mad dash for Fastpasses at Toy Story Mania. Alas, NONE of us were in the mood for that particular incarnation of the Running of the Bulls. I expect the original in Pamplona is a might less dangerous, too. Disney vacationers on a mad rush to obtain the rights to ride a new attraction with minimal wait....well let's just hope y'all signed a release waiver! It reminds me of what the Oklahoma Land Rush must have been like. People lined up behind a rope, or some invisible line, knowing their very destiny lies just out of sight and knowing they've got to beat the masses to that perfect plot of land. Or, in this case, an upright rectangular box that spits out little pieces of paper.
So we lingered...at the top of Hollywood Blvd. DS11 asked for an autograph book, which we purchased right there at the Crossroads of the World. Before we were done, DH had secretly bought me a Mater pin, which I had mentioned in passing the day before as something I thought would be cool to add to my collection. When he presented it to me, I got all kinds of mushy on him....
I also took this opportunity to
rent a stroller for DS6. He's going to be 7 in December, but he's a little bit of a peanut and all that walking wore him down quicker than the rest of us. I got the 3-day bargain deal which would secure a stroller for our upcoming days in Animal Kingdom and Epcot too. And how uninteresting is all of this?! Do you really care that I rented a stroller? Does it matter in the least in the grand scheme of things? Well, no, but chronologically it's just what we did while wasting so much precious time just
lingering at the Studios entrance!
With DS6 riding like a king in his chariot and the crowds gone on their merry herd-of-cattle way, we were ready to head out and tackle the park. Our first stop was Mickey's of Hollywood. I'm all about a little retail therapy first thing in the morning!!

I didn't actually buy anything myself, but DS8 fell in love with and promptly purchased with his own, hard-earned money, a Star Wars Droid blaster gun. I requested it be shipped back to the resort, since it was large and awkward and knew he'd tire of carrying it before we could say Star Wars. On my way out of the shop, I was suddenly stopped dead in my tracks by this....
The Wall of Mugs....! (cue choir of angels!)
Looking at that picture right now, I see three or 4 mugs....at least!....that I shoulda bought! Rats.
You have to understand here, I have a mug fettish. I find them irresistible and if I had my druthers (whatever those are) I'd have shelves all around my kitchen just to display mugs. I knew I wanted one, but this wall overwhelmed even me and all I could do was stand and stare. And at the urging of my ever-patient husband, I finally pulled myself away and went back out into the heat, where I regained my senses. How I got out of there
without making a mug purchase remains a mystery.
As we made our way down Hollywood Blvd we once again took pictures of each of the boys on the dime store horse. It's our third set of such photos and fun to see how they've grown since each preceding trip. And right about there we also saw a Photopass photographer and had a series of family snapshots with the Hat in the background.
Somewhere between here and the Hat itself, the Times Guide bit me in the butt.... Lights, Motors, Action! Extreme Stunt Show was performing exactly two
two!! - times on this day. Our one and only Studios day. Once at 10 minutes after our lunch ADR, and again at 4:30, smack in the middle of pool time. We could, conceivably, skip pool time, but that runs the risk of not making it until Fantasmic. Since this was our one and only day at the Studios, it was a must-see too. I had this day so, so carefully planned out. How could this happen?! Dang the slow season. Dang our not getting Park Hoppers...!
Never. Again.
In the end, all my planning would wind its way right down the drain, anyway, and none of this would matter a hill of soggy beans, but it was still early and we didn't know that yet. We headed for Star Tours first. DS11 and DS8 wanted to ride this. DS6 and I hung out at Tatooine Traders....
and it was only a matter of time before the boy found the Build-Your-Own-Lightsaber station.... He was SO enamored of it, and I was feeling some kind of guilty that he had to miss Star Tours (neither DH nor I can handle this ride, so he had to sit it out), so I ushered him right over to the nice, grandmotherly CM who was assisting with the building, and I set the boy loose.
Crazy I am. Taken leave of my senses, I have. Build or build not.... There is no try.
*sigh*
Well in no time at all he had one super-cool light saber, complete with sound-changing crystals!! There are three different colored plastic crystal rocks, and each one makes a different battle sound...
Best. Light saber. Ever.
About the time that the boys emptied out of Star Tours, we all got our hunger on. We backtracked over to Starring Rolls Cafe and had our fill of breakfast treats and some pretty darn good coffee! It was busy, but we found a corner, out-of-the-way table where we could park the stroller and sit a spell in some blessed shade. Oh yeah, it was hot that day.
We hadn't been there very long when it struck us how loud that little outdoor cafe seemed to be. I mean, it was a busy place, but should it be so loud that we had to really raise our voices just to talk to the person across the table? Why was it so loud?!
Three little letters: HSM.....
Oh how we would grow to hate High School Musical. It is to the Studios what Cinderellabration was to the MK. It was loud,
extremely annoying, and it was performed over and over and over again.....
All. Day. Long.
And as if the teeny-bopper stage show weren't enough to rob you of your sanity, they then take the whole show on the road and an over-sized parade float takes the whole ill-conceived idea right down Hollywood Blvd.
We really, really didn't like the HSM show, in case you didn't catch that.
At this point, being near the entrance to Mickey Avenue, we decided to head over there and see Journey Into Narnia and the Magic of Disney Animation. The Incredibles WERE making appearances this day, on-going from 11:30am! Oh yes, this would be Mom's day. The elusive Supers were almost within reach. Since Journey Into Narnia is right next to the new
Pixar Place area, we moseyed over there to have a look-see at all the new theming and over-sized toy props. There were some Toy Soldiers walking about and DS11 wanted to try to get an autograph. We were so focused on the Toy Soldier just ahead of us, that we almost walked right past the TSM Fastpass machines. Which were
not yet sold out....at 10:45am!!!
The return time was 2:55pm 3:55pm!....perfect for right after lunch at Sci-Fi!!
I grabbed my family's KTTW cards faster 'n you can say Hey howdy hey! and scored us some Fastpasses for Toy Story Mania, baby!! Without the Running of the Bulls! I immediately felt a rush of joy, followed quickly by a deep sense of relief..... Mean Queen and LL would
kill me if I came back and said I'd missed this ride!!
Holding these Fastpasses, I kind of felt like Charlie when he finds the Golden Ticket. You see it, and you finger it gingerly, as though it might turn to dust at your very touch. Then you want to just grab it and run through the streets waving it wildly and yelling "I found it!....I've got the last Golden Ticket!" except you would be yelling about having the last TSM Fastpass or something like that. Because they're not golden nor are they [technically] tickets. But they are the prize! If you've got one of these, you're somebody special! And you feel even more giddy about it because you were the poor kid who shouldn't have had a snowball's chance in hell to ever get your hands on one in the first place. YOU
lingered while everyone else made a mad dash. While Veruca's father's minions opened thousands of boxes of chocolate bars. While some other kid got one when he really didn't care if he did or not! YOU HAVE THE GOLDEN TICKET!!!
I savored the sweetness of the moment.....
And then we went to Narnia.
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Next time: To be continued!....
Incredible Quote:
Elastigirl: Settle down, are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so.
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