Nope, TCD, I was not in jail. Maybe a little hung over, tho.
Actually I was busy attending a class. Yep, improving my mind. Yessirree!
It is time to renew my Texas Concealed Handgun Permit, and I have to take a class every 4 years to renew. We had to go to the shooting range a 8:00 AM Sunday morning.
Of course the instructor says right off in her speech, that you cannot test (shoot)if you are under the influence of any type of alcohol. So, I had to explain the Buffalo Theory to her, and the fact that at least 8 hours had elapsed since my last brewski. Then I went and shot a perfect 250 out of 250.
There were a few other red necks there that looked like the Buffalo Theory was not working properly. One did well on the shooting part, but when we were doing the paperwork, it seems that he has had a few scrapes with the law. That is a no-no. He wasted his time, because you cannot have been convicted of any crimes to get a CHL. He was kinda ticked off.
Kelli used to have a CHL, but she let it expire. She said she had the license for 4 years and never got to shoot anybody, so it was a waste.
(What good is that kind of hunting license?

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