Thanksgiving 2007!!!

[WMILLER86]

Andrew, I sent you a PM that in effect says send me your email and I will share my pics from the 2005 cruise with you on Imagestation.com. That goes for anyone else that would like to look at them. PM me your email address.

 

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YOU ASKED, YOU GOT!!!

So- Is that guy we see behind our Dubbya the other Dubbya?

Man, you guys did a good job keeping him behind the scenes.

TCD

 

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Willie-

I still don't know what you are referring to, when you mention Agent 86, but now that you mention a shoe phone, I took a look through my cruise photos, and found this:

I took this one accidently when I was getting some coffee in Cove Cafe. I thought that you were talking to your office on your cell phone. But on closer examination, this is a shoe phone. I like the fact that the numbers are on a dial, instead of push button. I figured you had just had the phone for a while. No I know better- it is secret government issue, isn't it?

TCD

 

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Willie-

I still don't know what you are referring to, when you mention Agent 86, but now that you mention a shoe phone, I took a look through my cruise photos, and found this:

I took this one accidently when I was getting some coffee in Cove Cafe. I thought that you were talking to your office on your cell phone. But on closer examination, this is a shoe phone. I like the fact that the numbers are on a dial, instead of push button. I figured you had just had the phone for a while. No I know better- it is secret government issue, isn't it?

TCD

I could answer that, but then I would have to kill you.

 

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OK Willie/86-

Stop blocking my posts.

This is my third try at posting today since Willie's post above.

The previous two were witty and entertaining, but they just disappeared!

Am I disclosing too much secret government information?

Is there polonium in that fruitcake that just came by fed-ex from Texas?

Is this all a conspiracy to stop TCD from spilling the beans?

TCD

 

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Well, all of this spy talk made me pull out the old photo album from the cruise. To my astonishment, I found a photo of both Dubbya's together.

I don't know how I missed this before. Take a look:

Willie and Lampy must have given us some type of amnesia potion.

I am going to get the polonium for sure now.

TCD

 

[WMILLER86]

Well, all of this spy talk made me pull out the old photo album from the cruise. To my astonishment, I found a photo of both Dubbya's together.

I don't know how I missed this before. Take a look:

Willie and Lampy must have given us some type of amnesia potion.

I am going to get the polonium for sure now.

TCD

OH MAN T, you have done it now! Do you know how much the OTHER W is hated here on the DIS???? Have you ever read the DIS Community boards? The hatred there is huge! They even hate my Texas Guv, Rick Perry. And most anything Texan. This is why eveything is double top secret!

You will never get Tagged, now. Despite ALL of your witty posts. You just associate with the wrong crowd here. I am telling ya the truth.

And you're an attorney! Your comrades will "dis" own you!

Cut and RUN! Now, while you have a chance at liberal respectability!

This message will self destruct after 24 hours.......

 

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Is there polonium in that fruitcake that just came by fed-ex from Texas?

TCD

So YOU received the fruitcake Andrew? Johnny Carson once commented..'there's only one fruitcake, and it keeps getting passed around.'

 

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Happy Monday Turkeys!

Only one week until Christmas!

Where does the time go?

Weather this week for central Fla.: Lows in the 60's, highs in the 80's. It was 68 when I came in to work this morning. It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Lampy- what did I tell you about the Buc's. They almost did it. Did you get to go to the game? Congrats on home field through the playoffs. This might be the year for Da Bears!

Lisa and Chuck- we haven't heard from you guys in a while- how is Lisa's dad doing?

TCD

 

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Happy Monday Turkeys!


Weather this week for central Fla.: Lows in the 60's, highs in the 80's. It was 68 when I came in to work this morning. It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!
TCD

It was 76 degrees here yesterday! Okay. I DO like warm weather, but not the two weeks before Christmas. (Rob sides with you Andrew, and Willie too.) I wore shorts yesterday to Christmas shop! My Christmas sweaters and pullovers are hanging, untouched in my
closet. Another thing..I seldom ever buy any Christmas decorations with 'snowmen,' decor, as I don't identify with them. Andrew, you must have seen colder weather at Christmas when you lived in NJ and don't miss it? Rob
used to go to Connecticutt every Christmas when he was a child, said he's seen enough white Christmases (what? WHITE Christmases?) and would love to not ever put on a jacket again.

Yes, Chuck and Lisa, hope everything is well with you guys!

Priscilla

 

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Andrew, you must have seen colder weather at Christmas when you lived in NJ and don't miss it?
Priscilla

I'm with Rob 100% on this. I don't care if I never see another white Christmas. My twin DD's (age 11) have never seen snow! My oldest DD only saw it when we took a trip to Oregon in the Summer, and there was still snow in the mountains when we went to visit Crater Lake National Park (snow on the ground in late June!).

Mrs. TCD and I have talked several times about taking the girls on a ski trip. We almost decided to do it this year during Christmas break, but we are taking a short trip to the beach instead.

It was a long standing tradition of mine here in Florida (when I had a boat) to water ski every Christmas Eve (without a wet suit). Yes, it was a little chilly, but it was still a point of pride that I could water ski on Christmas Eve. When I lived in Joisey, there is no way that you could swim outside after late September.

I'm a Floridian now, and wouldn't want it any other way.

TCD

 

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Happy Monday Turkeys!

Only one week until Christmas!

Where does the time go?

Weather this week for central Fla.: Lows in the 60's, highs in the 80's. It was 68 when I came in to work this morning. It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Lampy- what did I tell you about the Buc's. They almost did it. Did you get to go to the game? Congrats on home field through the playoffs. This might be the year for Da Bears!

Lisa and Chuck- we haven't heard from you guys in a while- how is Lisa's dad doing?

TCD

Thanks TCD......yes, Da Bears have home field...and no I didn't go yesterday work x-mas party was Saturday night......another 4 a.m. night!!! LOL

 

[WMILLER86]

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It was a long standing tradition of mine here in Florida (when I had a boat) to water ski every Christmas Eve (without a wet suit)....

TCD

You mean you sold your BOAT???!! Andrew,Andrew,Andrew. Didn't you tell me once that Mrs. TCD made you take down all of your beer signs and mounted deer heads? And now your boat.

Andrew, you are gonna have to join the boys on a Vegas trip to regain some manliness. Sometimes living as the only male in the house can drop the old testosterone levels. Have you been finding that you often sit down to pee?

Maybe I can get Molly to give you a kitchen pass for sometime in April.

 

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Have you been finding that you often sit down to pee?

Allright Agent 86- Now I am going to have to check my home for the spy cameras!

TCD

 

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Willie- What is with the confused smiley?

That was supposed to be a joke. (I was implying that you have inside info about what is actually going on in my house). Maybe it wasn't that funny.

OK, how about a Lawyer/Christmas joke?:

Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in the elevator of a very fancy hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $100.00 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up??

Santa of course, the other two don't exist!

TCD

 

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Priscilla-

Don't look now, but someone just passed you in the posting stats.

To pad my lead, I have one more joke. It is about a Florida lawyer who went to Texas, I hope you like it:

A hot-shot Florida lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The attorney responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going in to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here. "

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U. S. ; and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own. "

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is this three-kick Rule? "

The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up. "

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot, now it's my turn. "

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

TCD

 

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Is it just my PC, or is anyone else here noticing the posts are in reverse order? For instance, when I click on 'view first unread,' it takes me to page ONE (instead of 42) and I have to read from bottom to top. I must be in the Twilight Zone.

Priscilla

 

[WMILLER86]

Willie- What is with the confused smiley?

That was supposed to be a joke. (I was implying that you have inside info about what is actually going on in my house). Maybe it wasn't that funny.


TCD

I did not know that it was a confused smiley. I thought it just meant "who knows?" with the shrugged shoulders. I am not to smiley knowledgeable.

Good lawyer joke. I think I used to hunt near that farmer.

 

[WMILLER86]

Oh yes, and TCD, I DO have inside knowledge about what goes on inside your house. I know better than you do. Hence the manliness posts! Good job tho, changing the subject with the lawyer jokes!