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onecoolmama
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Originally posted by kild
I have one. Couldn't post it here though
LOL!! I think we all know what is on it. Girls and 3wishes
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The venom in a Daddy Longlegs spider is more poisonous than a Black Widow's or a Brown Recluse, but they cannot bite humans because their jaws won't open wide enough.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
What was that about the pig!
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Can you imagine if we were like the pigs.
101 Dalmatians Peter Pan (Wendy) The Fantastics are the only three Disney cartoon features with both parents who are present and don't die throughout the movie.
It's impossible to get water out of a rimless tire.
Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Polar bears are left-handed.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
I'm still more impressed with the pig.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"But what ... is it good for?"
Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
Bill Gates, 1981 apocryphal
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."
A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible."
Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.
"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this."
Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads.
"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy."
Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.
"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau."
Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
What was that about the pig!
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Can you imagine if we were like the pigs.
101 Dalmatians Peter Pan (Wendy) The Fantastics are the only three Disney cartoon features with both parents who are present and don't die throughout the movie.
It's impossible to get water out of a rimless tire.
Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Polar bears are left-handed.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
I'm still more impressed with the pig.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"But what ... is it good for?"
Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
Bill Gates, 1981 apocryphal
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."
A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible."
Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.
"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this."
Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads.
"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy."
Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.
"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau."
Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
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Wait, the pig has a 30 mionute orgasm and they dont have sex for pleasure?
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This is good ammo for me when my relatives start in about us using airplanes as a means of transportation
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Oh sure last night the place was hopping tonight its quiet!
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night ed!!!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZZzebYYY' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_131.gif' alt='Owl 2' border=0></a>
night ed!!!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZZzebYYY' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_131.gif' alt='Owl 2' border=0></a>
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I am here! Sorry I missed everyone
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Good Morning Everyone
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Good Sunday everyone...ocm, did you even go to bed????
Back to work this morning, will see everyone later...we might all (a group from work) go to see The Incredibles tonight, ...sounds like fun...so I think I might tag along..
ed, is that your Jimminy Cricket that is chirping??
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Hi Mic - I am not sure if I got any sleep. Have fun at work and at the movie
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Yup thats him chirping away, in the quiet stillness of the test thread.
I came in wondering where everyone was and all I found was him chirping away.
Im hanging at the beach I need to relax
I came in wondering where everyone was and all I found was him chirping away.
Im hanging at the beach I need to relax
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Come on over! WE will help you relax
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ed never met an offer (like that) that he could refuse....
Yay!!! I can join you too!! I just finished painting aubrey's room. I still need to do the trim and stuff but it is almost finished! Now i need to go and pick up my kids--my kidless day is over!
oh well--it was a nice little break! Be back later!!!
oh well--it was a nice little break! Be back later!!!
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Pam dont you see yourself in the picture? YAY that you finished Aubreys room!!! The trim is easy to fix. (I am talking out of my butt since I have never painted a room, but it sounded good )
Mic - I dont think he is here to take us up on the offer. Oh well.
)Mic - I dont think he is here to take us up on the offer. Oh well.
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Hey Pam, that is great that you got everything done...and kidless is a great way to make chores go faster... they sure do have ways on interrupting you when you are trying to get the job done!
ocm, sooner or later ed will stop by...I think everyone will wait for him, and there might be a few left over for the other guys too...
well, off to meet the gals and kids for the movie...will stop by later..missed everyone today..hope everyone is enjoying their day off...
they sure do have ways on interrupting you when you are trying to get the job done!ocm, sooner or later ed will stop by...I think everyone will wait for him, and there might be a few left over for the other guys too...
well, off to meet the gals and kids for the movie...will stop by later..missed everyone today..hope everyone is enjoying their day off...
Hope you have a good time mic!
Ocm- i do see myself relaxing! Yeah what do you know about painting!?!? Yes, trim is a very easy thing to fix--i just need to get me some I am hoping to have her room completely done by thanksgiving so we will see!
Not much action here tonight--i'll check in later!
Ocm- i do see myself relaxing!
Yeah what do you know about painting!?!? Yes, trim is a very easy thing to fix--i just need to get me some I am hoping to have her room completely done by thanksgiving so we will see!Not much action here tonight--i'll check in later!
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evening friends....well the movie was a lot of fun!! We enjoyed it and in my estimation, Pixar does a better job with each new flick it comes out with...
I've had a long day between work and hitting the movies, so I think I'm going to say goodnight to everyone...tomorrow starts a new week, so I'm looking forward to breakfast and sunrise...<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZZzebYYY' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_28_110.gif' alt='Good Night' border=0></a>
I've had a long day between work and hitting the movies, so I think I'm going to say goodnight to everyone...tomorrow starts a new week, so I'm looking forward to breakfast and sunrise...<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZZzebYYY' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_28_110.gif' alt='Good Night' border=0></a>
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