OMG I didn't realise you didn't know what a conker was It's a school playground game where you try and smash each others conkers off of the string, lots of rapped knuckles Due to health and safety they have now banned it /quote]
What did you think we were asking??? LY/MI!
I think he's kind of hot.
Me, too.
bought the kids the cutest jammies! Oh and Evan some train underwear.
The mall is all decked out in Christmas crap. I'm just not into it. I see all this stuff and it makes me crabby that they're pushing Christmas already. Bah Humbug!
I know, it makes me cranky that I am forced to break my "no Christmas music until Black Friday" by no fault of my own.
OK, ladies. I don't speak a lick of Spanish, so let's try to keep it to english tonight, okay? Or else I'll have to break out my German!
Well... Last time, I mixed Spanish, French, & Italian, so why not some German?
The floors dont need to be mopped and vacuumed 2 or 3 times a day

(IMHO they do) and the closets dont need to be reorganized weekly. Im crazy what can I say
Off to Hockey AGAIN
Oh, dear god. You can never, ever come to my house. I love you, but no.
When I worked at Friendly's I had this recurring dream that I forgot to bring a table their coffee, or their food. I'd have it over and over! Even years later I would have those dreams....UGH!
I know, it's been 12 years, you'd think I'd be done with them.
You don't have Red Lobster?
Honey, I love you, but Red Lobster isn't real seafood.
(not that I knew better until I moved to a coast.)
I think I nuked a slug in the microwave.
That's OK, I just pulled a green bug out of my mouth - from my wine glass.

I'm not kidding. And I just noticed that he's still moving.
Ok Im not THAT crazy really(please believe me

)but after eating I just give a quick vacuum and mop with a wet swiffer . I HATE CRUMBS!!! We dont wear shoes in the house and I hate the feeling of stepping on something
I just do dining room and kitchen more than once the other floors in the house get done just ONCE at day
Yep, nope, still not ever invited to my house...
We are both feeling much better...thanks for asking.
Oh...almost forgot to update.
bully is back in school. the security guard has been assigned to be his one-on-one aid. For now. Apparently...the guy with the tazer does the trick.
Bizarre.
Disneyland...I keep contemplating taking a few days and heading out...but I'm afraid it won't measure up.
I haven't been since they added DCA, but I

DLR compared to MK. Matterhorn, much better POTC and Space Mtn., Indiana Jones... But yeah, you wouldn't need more than a couple of days. You should try it, though.
That was certainly one thing my scary aunt was good for - lots and lots of DLR from age 8 to age 26.