Well, the offer stands if you want it. I'd be happy to do it.
I can't get my arms around how a lens can kill a battery with the power off. I wouldn't think there would be any power to any of the contacts nor any continuity back to the battery from the lens mount when the power switch is in the off position. It just doesn't make any sense, but we all know, that doesn't really matter.
I charged my T2i up good last night and I just put the 17-55 on it. I'll let you know how it went in a couple of days. At this point, I'm going to be surprised if it kills it, but you pretty much knew that anyway. I'm starting to agree with an early assessment of yours. If it's FUBAR and it's the lens, it more than likely happened at the repair center.
Once you pin it down and if it is the lens, I'd certainly give them a call and explain what's going on. If they don't seem to want to help, I'd hang up and call back until I got somebody that did. They'll make it good. My experiences with Canon Service have been nothing but good.