Jeff's blog....
The Boston Rob vs. Russell showdown continues!
Russell: Hes threatening Russell Hantz. When do you that, you go.
Rob: Hes not playing with the amateurs anymore. Playing with the big boys now.
Rob: Im just telling you watch your back.
Russell: Same thing for you man, watch your back.
Russell: Boston Rob says its better to play with me than against me. Oh, really? I believe Im gonna get him to eat those words.
And last night, I think Rob was served an appetizer.
More on that later.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
Physically, Boston Rob continues to dominate this game. I dont think there is anybody left that can beat him at any of the challenges. Like him or hate him, you cannot deny that if youre in a fox hole, B-Rob would not be a bad guy to have in there with you. Part McGuyver, part Pete Rose in my book, hes money.
And for all of you who are saying Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Look at how well James did, he did better than Colby in the challenge! The Heroes were right to keep him in the game!! Well, youre right. He did beat Colby, and so did Rupert, and in response, James had some funny comments that Im sure were tough for Colby to hear:
At camp
James: You, the great Colby. So if you turn it on and start winning, well be alright. But if its the old sleepy *** Colby that gets beat by a fat man and a cripple. That aint right.
Then in interview
James: Colby doesnt want to be here. Theres no way thats the Colby of old, one of the baddest competitors ever. He has not done anything. He has almost brought me to tears. Its like my Superman sucks. All his muscles are gone so its very disappointing to see a grown man give up like that.
Then at tribal council
James: You got slammed by the Dragon Slayer.
[You] got beat by a cripple and a fat dude on the obstacle course. Its like finding out Superman was in a big girdle. You seem them muscles and you get up close and its nothing but a fat suit.
To his credit, Colby accepted it as a valid criticism. Hes not having a great season.
THE GREATEST CHALLENGE OF THE SEASON THE HERO OLYMPICS!
Who needs a challenge department? Who needs a host? The Hero tribe provided more drama and more humor than any challenge weve done thus far this season when they created their own Survivor Challenge: The Hero Olympics.
James taking on J.T.? Get out. Thats good television. The only person missing was my niece! She would have taken second for sure!
It was one of the craziest things Id ever seen. James trying to out run J.T. with a splint on his leg. Remember, I do not stay out on the beach, so the first time I saw this footage was watching an early cut of this episode. It was awesome.
I have to give James major credit. That guy does not back down from any challenge. Going up against J.T. with a bum leg was ballsy. And Ill admit, I was surprised how fast James was, given his bad leg. Maybe I was wrong, maybe my niece wouldnt have beat him. But lets be clear
I would have.
It also made me respect the Heroes just a little bit, something that has been hard for me to do of late. It gave me hope that maybe, just maybe theyre starting to get a clue.
The entire speech about banana etiquette from Amanda to James was yet another in a season filled with scenes that you would swear are scripted. I think Survivor should be nominated for an Emmy for Best Writing, and the award should go to the Heroes vs. Villains cast. If you could write this kind of a show every week, you would have a big house in the Hollywood Hills with a pool, a few really cool cars, a man servant, a full-time maid, a well-stocked wine bar, a movie theatre in your basement, and an incredible view of the city. In short, youd be living like Ryan Seacrest.
Fortunately, we dont have to write anything, our group of Survivors do it for us.
Okay, back to the showdown. This was one of the greatest Pre-Tribal and Tribal Councils weve had in the history of our show. So much was going on, so much was at stake. This was truly a royal battle.
BOSTON ROB IS SMARTER THAN RUSSELL
Going into tribal council, Boston Rob laid out a strategy for his alliance that was 100 percent fool proof. 100 percent. B-Rob is a very smart and strategic player. He was absolutely right. Even if nobody played the idol, so long as everybody voted as laid out by Rob, (three votes Parvati, three votes Russell) then their alliance would stay intact at worst Russell, Parvati, and Tyson would be tied with 3 votes each. They would re-vote, Robs alliance would most likely target Russell, he would have been voted out.
But Rob was also prepared for an idol to be played, and if so, then Parvatis votes would not count, and Russell and Tyson would have been tied at three votes each. Wed re-vote and Russell would be voted out. He had it wired. Russell was going home. Russell should have gone home.
But this is Survivor and that means anything can happen. And what happened last night was
RUSSELL DID IT AGAIN
The short, stubby, tooth-missin garden gnome did it again! Unbelievable. UN-B-LEEVE-ABLE. I still cannot believe he pulled it off. There were two HUGE elements at play:
1. It was a very inspired move to try to convince Tyson that he was safe at the vote because Russell was turning on Parvati therefore Tyson didnt need to worry about voting for Russell. He could just change his vote to Parvati since his vote didnt really matter. The thing is Tyson didnt have to change his vote. He could have gotten the same result and still kept himself safe by voting for Russell. The smarter move would have been to say, Fine Russell, I dig that youre ready to vote out Parvati. Im gonna keep with my plan to vote for you just so I dont alert anybody but Im with you, and Parvati is going home. Tyson could have gotten the same result without risking anything. Tyson simply lost his mind and forgot what he was doing
because Russell put that damn Russell seed in his head!
2. Russell giving the idol to Parvati was the biggest risk hes taken in either of his two seasons. He went for broke and it worked.
You can write all the comments you want about how much you hate Russell. I dont care. I wont respond. That dude just made a major game-changing, momentum-switching move and it worked. Thats what legends are made from big bold moves.
TYSON ENTERS THE SURVIVOR HALL OF FAME
Tyson now joins James and Eric in the small section in the back of the Survivor Hall of Fame reserved for DUMBEST MOVES EVER. Tyson! We passed up Shane to bring you back
we had such high hopes for you. What were you thinking?! Its one thing to be voted out with two immunity idols in your pocket like James did in China. Its another thing to give up an immunity idol at tribal council like Eric did in Fans vs. Favorites. But Tyson, you changed your vote when there was nothing to be gained and in doing so you voted yourself out! Well take a poll, but I think that might be him at the top of the list. Remember, he gained nothing by changing his vote. It was just a tragic, game-ending muck up.
THE SHOWDOWN CONTINUES
BUT RUSSELL IS NOW ON TOP
Its one of the greatest showdowns weve ever had and one of the most interesting stories of the season. Russell and Boston Rob. Two heavyweights duking it out on the beaches of Samoa.
Tonight, Russell took the upper hand. I loved how happy he was with himself, on the beach slapping his thighs with joy. And Robs face of confusion as he heard the votes being read was something were not used to seeing. I wonder how long it took him to figure out what happened.
And Russell is absolutely smitten with Parvati. The handing over of the idol from Russell to Parvati was the Survivor version of foreplay. I even got a bit turned on watching it, over and over and over. Think Im crazy? Go back and take a look again. Its foreplay. As she takes the idol, Parvati gives him a look that says, You will most definitely get some tonight. Of course we all know he wont, but I think he thinks he will. Thats what I mean when I say Parvati is deadly. Even when youre not into her, she turns on that charm and next thing you know youre giving her your
idol.
These are our best players and they are giving us a tremendous season. The strategy is as intense as it has ever been and were still just getting started.
Oh yes, the Heroes finally made a good move and voted out James.
See ya next week! Were back on Thursdays again from here till the end! Our finale is in NYC on May 16. Mark it down.