sprnklnormngrl
~*innocent*~
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THis is very random but yea...it was on my friends web page and i found it very interesting....if thats the word for it...haha
"THE STORY OF SUPER COWMAN(WHOOSH)!"...
One day, Zak was walking home from school. He decided to take a short-cut through the pasture...(A pasture where a certain cow just went doodie) Now....this also happened to be a certain pasture where an evil company dumped its toxic waste! Well to make a long story short, the doodie got radiation in it and (dun dun Daa!) Zak stepped in it!(Ewwwwww...) Thats right...no superpowers from the Earth's sun, no passion to be a super hero, JUST RADIOACTIVE DOODIE! To make a long story short, there was a little explosion, and BOOM, when the smoke cleared, Super CowMan(WHOOSH)... now....whoosh....where did he get whoosh? It was during his first fight with Dr. Cow! Dr. Cow's goons were being evil as usual, then along came Super CowMan, and he spotted their evilness...he ran(WHOOSED) to them and demanded to know what they were doing. All of the goons went after Super CowMan with different weapons, pool stick, crow bar, moldy cheese...And all were knocked to the ground...one bounced off Super CowMan's udders...That one got away and told Dr. Cow that a Whoosh-Man defeated them...(fast forward to the good part)............anyhoo, Super CowMan and Dr. Cow came face to face and Dr. Cow said "You must be that Whoosh-Man that defeated my goons!".....Super CowMan liked the word....so he said....(Here comes a peice of history!)"NO! I AM NOT WHOOSH-MAN! I am Super CowMan(WHOOSH)!" There you have it folks! The story of Super CowMan(WHOOSH)!
"THE STORY OF SUPER COWMAN(WHOOSH)!"...
One day, Zak was walking home from school. He decided to take a short-cut through the pasture...(A pasture where a certain cow just went doodie) Now....this also happened to be a certain pasture where an evil company dumped its toxic waste! Well to make a long story short, the doodie got radiation in it and (dun dun Daa!) Zak stepped in it!(Ewwwwww...) Thats right...no superpowers from the Earth's sun, no passion to be a super hero, JUST RADIOACTIVE DOODIE! To make a long story short, there was a little explosion, and BOOM, when the smoke cleared, Super CowMan(WHOOSH)... now....whoosh....where did he get whoosh? It was during his first fight with Dr. Cow! Dr. Cow's goons were being evil as usual, then along came Super CowMan, and he spotted their evilness...he ran(WHOOSED) to them and demanded to know what they were doing. All of the goons went after Super CowMan with different weapons, pool stick, crow bar, moldy cheese...And all were knocked to the ground...one bounced off Super CowMan's udders...That one got away and told Dr. Cow that a Whoosh-Man defeated them...(fast forward to the good part)............anyhoo, Super CowMan and Dr. Cow came face to face and Dr. Cow said "You must be that Whoosh-Man that defeated my goons!".....Super CowMan liked the word....so he said....(Here comes a peice of history!)"NO! I AM NOT WHOOSH-MAN! I am Super CowMan(WHOOSH)!" There you have it folks! The story of Super CowMan(WHOOSH)!
