We had a day when we saw all kinds of crazy things. First, we decided to go swimming over at the Beach Club. We were staying at an All Star, but we like the BC because the pool is nicer. When we go their, some prissy CM freaked and wouldn't let us swim! Not only that, she refused to refill our family heirloom refill mugs! What kind of customer service is that?
We blew off the pool and went to the park. The kids wanted to see the parade and we timed it perfectly. There was a big crowd, but we found a section with just some adults, so we sent the kids in front of them so they could see better. Of course, we're responsible parents, so we had to go to the front with them so we could keep an eye on them. You'd think the people we moved in front of had never been kids. They kept going all "we've been waiting" this and "this our space" and stuff. Get a grip. It's a parade for kids. They are supposed to be in front.
After that, we wanted to on the Rockin' Roller Coaster. They wouldn't let one of my kids on even though she was tall enough. They made her take off her high heel sandals and remeasured her that way. What a bunch of insane nonsense. She wasn't going to ride barefoot.

Then they wouldn't let my wife on because she was pregnant. When the heck is she supposed to ride it? We're not timing our vacations around her pregnancies. There just isn't a big enough gap time. Oh well, I guess it was for the better because they were already talking like one of us was going to have to stay with the little ones. How is it that they aren't prepared to watch kids at Disney World???
I tell you, it was a strange day.