I have finally figured out one of the things in life that have escaped me for a lot of years.
I am only going to buy shirts that have logo's and designs on the front, they are stain blockers, all my plain shirts have stains where my lunch lands on my stomach. But the ones with designs on the front, the wing sauce just rolls off, and you can wipe it off with a napkin and keep eating.
Just a tip for those of us that must sit a "little further away from the table"