"Stay out of the damn lakes" and don't use some plastic water bottles

[bytheblood]

You cannot swim in lake
You cannot swim with your date

You cannot swim in your suit
You cannot swim in your boots

You cannot drink the water up
You cannot put it in your cup

I will not drink it from a lake
I will not share it with a snake

I will not consume the Bisphenol
But I will give it to mama-in-law

Is it filled with gator doodie?
Or stuff from a turtle booty?

The lakes are filled with dangerous stuff
Things that are stinky, poisonous and rough

You can make lake-snake pie
Make Snake pie for you and I

Lots of things you cannot do
Disney will prohibit you

One message is clear
It was posted here

Plastic bottles may cause you aches
And keep yourself out of the dang lakes

 

[TheGoofster]

How much is that snake in the bottle
the one with the waggity tail

How much is that snake in the bottle
I do hope that snake is for sale.

 

[DCTooTall]

Hey,

Could someone tell me if they tried the LakeSnakeCake and LakeSnakeCheesecake at the Wishes Dessert Party? They sound REALLY tempting, but I've heard mixed things about the selection.

 

[bytheblood]

Hey,

Could someone tell me if they tried the LakeSnakeCake and LakeSnakeCheesecake at the Wishes Dessert Party? They sound REALLY tempting, but I've heard mixed things about the selection.

They are to die for. One bite and you are hooked.

 

[CinderelliT]

 

[Costumesaremylife]

Hey,

Could someone tell me if they tried the LakeSnakeCake and LakeSnakeCheesecake at the Wishes Dessert Party? They sound REALLY tempting, but I've heard mixed things about the selection.

Yep, they are there next to the angelfood snakecake, the chocolate covered snake snacks and if you are lucky you will get a light up snake to amuse and awe your friends.

 

[DCTooTall]

I think I also just heard from a website someplace that Universal is coming out with their own version to add to the success of Harry Potter Merchandise they've had recently.

Has anybody tried the Lake Snape Water yet?

How does it compare to our Lake Snake Water?

 

[Costumesaremylife]

I think I also just heard from a website someplace that Universal is coming out with their own version to add to the success of Harry Potter Merchandise they've had recently.

Has anybody tried the Lake Snape Water yet?

How does it compare to our Lake Snake Water?

Well it's rather small, requires you to be under six two in order to purchase it, and it costs 3x as much as disney snake water.

 

[TxRabbit]

THIS!!!

bythblood that was awesome!

 

[bytheblood]

THIS!!!

bythblood that was awesome!

Aww thanks!!

 

[BradyBz12]

Well it's rather small, requires you to be under six two in order to purchase it, and it costs 3x as much as disney snake water.

 

[inkkognito]

Well it's rather small, requires you to be under six two in order to purchase it, and it costs 3x as much as disney snake water.

Yes, but they put that special frothy foam on top (I hear its made from genuine Slytherin snake venom).

 

[DCTooTall]

I Think I may have discovered the Disney Snake Lake Water!

From the looks of it, they may have been experimenting with the bottle design and snakes for some time. Either that, or maybe the original plans announced for the Disney Snake Lake Bottled Water may be getting another look due to it's perceived narrow demographic.



Image courtesy of http://shaneperez.blogspot.com/2009/12/discovery-island.html and their clandestine trip to the abandoned Discovery Island.

 

[pinkerbell]

so this is what they've done with the extra's from Snakes on a Plane!

 

[clandrum]

We just bought some snakes to bring with us to pass out to other kids while waiting in lines and for parades.

(Photo by ty9885)

 

[d1gitman]

Coming soon:

Fantasy Land Expansion II:
Snow White and the 7 Lake Snakes
Dumbo the Flying Python
Ariel's Snake Pit
Snake-in-a-Clown Cake, Coaster

Tommorowland Updates
Stitches Snake Escape
Snake Mountain
Buzz Lightyear's Snake Spin
Tommorowland Snakeway
The Tomorrowland SNAKEway people mover
Cosmic Snake Burgers
SnakeTours II
Monsters Inc. Lakewater Snake Factory
Captain "Eowwww, there's a snake in my boot" in 3D

Then there will be

Snake Street USA
Snakerellas Castle

 

[PictureJumpr]

Coming soon:

Fantasy Land Expansion II:
Snow White and the 7 Lake Snakes
Dumbo the Flying Python
Ariel's Snake Pit
Snake-in-a-Clown Cake, Coaster

Tommorowland Updates
Stitches Snake Escape
Snake Mountain
Buzz Lightyear's Snake Spin
Tommorowland Snakeway
The Tomorrowland SNAKEway people mover
Cosmic Snake Burgers
SnakeTours II
Monsters Inc. Lakewater Snake Factory
Captain "Eowwww, there's a snake in my boot" in 3D

Then there will be

Snake Street USA
Snakerellas Castle

Awesome.

But will Snake Mountain still have Asp-passes available if I arrive at the park after 3?

 

[doconeill]

Awesome.

But will Snake Mountain still have Asp-passes available if I arrive at the park after 3?

Only if you have the "Give An Asp, Get A Disney Asp" card.

 

[BradyBz12]

Just as long as an asp doesn't push by me in line to "catch up with his family" or shove me to get in front to watch the parade.


Wait.... that's a "p"??.....

 

[d1gitman]

WDW is also revamping their transportation:

ME is now BE, yup, Bisphenol Express
Monorail is now the Snakeorail, it slithers and is fueled by dead rats and other small rodents.
Buses will now run on Bisphenol A, unleaded of course.