Craigory Williams: "Ma'am, you just came out of Stitch's Great Escape .... at what point did you start to hate your own life?"
Craigory Williams: "Sir, I noticed you just ordered a Bud Light, yet there are a number of craft beer options on the menu, not to mention the numerous craft beer bars and breweries within driving distance to Walt Disney World. .... Oh, I don't have a question for you, just wanted to inform you as clearly you must have thought Bud Light was the only option"
Craigory Williams: "This has been Craigory Williams ... man on the town. And remember, sarcasm is universal"