Space Mountain: Clothing Optional - All done and true even if it is April Fool's

[DisneyMomma09]

I am new to DIS and new to your TR. I don't think other TRs I read are going to be very entertaining after reading just the beginning of this one! Not to mention I am about to begin my own PTR and I don't think it will be nearly as funny or entertaining!

I am not going to be at the World until June, so I am going to live vicariously through you because I am in serious withdrawl!

 

[Stacybaeasm]

Yay - first installment up and entertaining as always! I didn't know you and CArsyn were doing the first leg on your own. MOm and daughter road trip. I'm glad you made it without getting arrested before you even got out of the Cities!! Wait, you did make it without getting arrested right? I mean, I'm just guessing because you haven't gotten that far. Looking forward to hearing more and meeting you and the fam in person in just a few days. I hope you have a great New Year's Eve!!!!

 

[vamassey1]

Great update! Love your dogs. We have two too, only our Golden is better behaved than our #2 dog. It's not cold here but he hates the outside, whines when we put him out. Any pictures of Garfield. After that description I have to have a picture.

We've driven a few times and will do it again in Feb. It never fails, we never leave on time.

I'm buckled in and ready for more.

 

[Dizneydawn]

Hi honey...didn't know you had started. I've been MIA....but I've remedied that now. I finished my Oct. TR and I'm thinkin' on a title for our December one before I get it started!
Let me know if you need help!
Now I get to read about the hours that were happening before you wearily reached us in TN! And I can definitely attest to the one-liners. I have some stories of exchanges between you, Carsyn & Treyner that had me laughing for days.... I'll have to join in when you get to that interlude. (We didn't take any pictures, did we??)
No and that stinks...I might ask you to send me some of your fab house! And I have dementia it seems so I will need help with the funnies from the night at your place!
Anyway, I'm in, of course! Where else would I be?

Hope you feel better...I knew you did not sound like yourself on the phone the other day...1 week from today you will have my son again!

I just want to say that Carsyn has a wonderful sence of humor!
Thanks! She does...until she finds out I posted the pic of Halloween!
Your furbabies are very cute too!

They are cute!

Too funny about the ex crazy psycho girlfriend playing pet sitter. I so hope this is foreshadowing of some kind. It is... And the whole thing about Carsyn giggling over table skirts and table leg fetishes.... I'm still snickering. She said old people were hard up if table legs got them going. Baylor (13) said... "Hasn't sex been around since the beginning of time?" I said..."um...yeah" He said...

"Well I know they didn't have Hooters then but you would think they know there was more stuff than just legs to look at."

At this point I am peeing myself and laughing so hard I am choking...and I said..."What are you talking about exactly dear Baylor?"

He said..."If a guy could not handle seeing the legs of a woman, what happened when the woman had to go to the v@gina doctors? Like when they had to have a baby?"

So that then brought the discussion about the fact that there are doctors who are called OBGYN's that would probably not like to be refered to as v@gina doctors and then as Carsyn was wheezing in the background from laughing so hard and telling Baylor he should put v@gina doctor on his college applictaion when it asks his intended major - Baylor lost interest in the conversation and asked if he could go snowboarding.





MORE!


please !


Seriously though, great TR start as always! Can't wait for the next update, but totally understand the delayed Christmas celebrating. Holidays are a great time of year, but man do they mess with our Dis habit!

There will be more and I agree...the Dis comes second at times!

I am new to DIS and new to your TR. I don't think other TRs I read are going to be very entertaining after reading just the beginning of this one! Not to mention I am about to begin my own PTR and I don't think it will be nearly as funny or entertaining!

I am not going to be at the World until June, so I am going to live vicariously through you because I am in serious withdrawl!

Go back and read the other TR at the bottom of my signature - there is a link! I am glad to have you here and can't wait to read your trip follies!

Yay - first installment up and entertaining as always! I didn't know you and CArsyn were doing the first leg on your own. MOm and daughter road trip. I'm glad you made it without getting arrested before you even got out of the Cities!! Wait, you did make it without getting arrested right? I mean, I'm just guessing because you haven't gotten that far. Looking forward to hearing more and meeting you and the fam in person in just a few days. I hope you have a great New Year's Eve!!!!

Dan and I are just hanging out..no big plans at all and no arrest...we avoided the Po Po!

Great update! Love your dogs. We have two too, only our Golden is better behaved than our #2 dog. It's not cold here but he hates the outside, whines when we put him out. Any pictures of Garfield. After that description I have to have a picture.

We've driven a few times and will do it again in Feb. It never fails, we never leave on time.

I'm buckled in and ready for more.

I think you mean Casper when asking for pics...I will see if I can find some...

 

[Dizneydawn]

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=5289218&l=100000085

This is for you folks that rememeber the Racoon Hysteria of last years trip...Too bad I did not have any smart people like this in Florida to help me!

 

[wsushocker]

v@gina doctor....I am so going to try to find a pic of this

 

[MEK]

Hey Dawn -

Looking forward to this new TR. I got hopelessly behind in your last TR, so I gave up. Yeah - I know - that's bad! But I just couldn't keep up with all the witty banter. LOL! I promise to do better this time!

Cut picture of the kids and the house sitter. I hope that went OK. And I hope your drive went OK, but something tells me it wasn't completely uneventful!!

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Merry New Year Dan, Dawn, Treynor, Carsyn, and Baylor!
I'm going to have to keep Shocker off this thread, he's picking up some nasty talk.....

 

[shannn]

Man! Dawn's words and Marc's illustrations? This is going to be good.

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Man! Dawn's words and Marc's illustrations? This is going to be good.

I may have to ground him from the computer.....

 

[courtney881]

Hi Dawn! So glad I got to meet you and your family at DHS! Wish we could have spent more time with ya'll....you could have helped me get Shannon on Space Mountain...hehe! Especially after she enjoyed Tower of Terror so much Looking forward to the rest of your TR!
Courtney

 

[njprincess601]

Hey Dawn! So glad you started your TR! That story about Carsyn was sooooo funny! I don't think I'd want to bring up something like that around my parents hahaha but my gosh she is funny! And I hope everything worked out with Carly. I know I would not want to be in my ex's house everyday without him there! That'd be just too weird. And probably bring back too many memories.

 

[manntra]

Funny story about Carsyn and the show! I have seen that too! The modern marvels bathroom was hilarious too---unbelievable the stuff they used to use! Cute dogs--I was cracking up in reference to calling Skunk out your door!! Have a Happy New Year! Looking forward to your trip down!!
Tracy

 

[Dizneydawn]

v@gina doctor....I am so going to try to find a pic of this

This is going to be worth the wait!

Hey Dawn -

Looking forward to this new TR. I got hopelessly behind in your last TR, so I gave up. Yeah - I know - that's bad! But I just couldn't keep up with all the witty banter. LOL! I promise to do better this time!
Glad you joined here - I do put in chapters so if you get lost - speed through the comentary!
Cut picture of the kids and the house sitter. I hope that went OK. And I hope your drive went OK, but something tells me it wasn't completely uneventful!!

It was not all smooth sailing!

Merry New Year Dan, Dawn, Treynor, Carsyn, and Baylor!
You too!
I'm going to have to keep Shocker off this thread, he's picking up some nasty talk.....

Didn't ya pilfer any of those Mickey Soap Bars to wash his mouth out!

Man! Dawn's words and Marc's illustrations? This is going to be good.

Amen! Marc is the king of picturific words!

I may have to ground him from the computer.....

Uh oh - I got ya in trouble with your Wife! Let me know when you can come out and play again!

Hi Dawn! So glad I got to meet you and your family at DHS! Wish we could have spent more time with ya'll....you could have helped me get Shannon on Space Mountain...hehe! Especially after she enjoyed Tower of Terror so much Looking forward to the rest of your TR!
Courtney

Courtney! You will be seen in pics soon enough and it was a blast on ToT! I thought she might of piddled herself but I was too busy laughing to care!

Hey Dawn! So glad you started your TR! That story about Carsyn was sooooo funny! I don't think I'd want to bring up something like that around my parents hahaha but my gosh she is funny! And I hope everything worked out with Carly. I know I would not want to be in my ex's house everyday without him there! That'd be just too weird. And probably bring back too many memories.

Carly comes over often. I do love her but I wish she knocked when she arrived...there is just a level of "this is my place" that she is too easy with. Esp. when it is just Dan and I alone. And we are not expecting anyone.

Funny story about Carsyn and the show! I have seen that too! The modern marvels bathroom was hilarious too---unbelievable the stuff they used to use! Cute dogs--I was cracking up in reference to calling Skunk out your door!! Have a Happy New Year! Looking forward to your trip down!!
Tracy

The kids do have a funny and crude sense of humor...not sure where they got it from...

I totally get weird looks from the Vet still as they call Skunk into the office...like I should be brought up on animal cruelty or something!

 

[wsushocker]

Uh oh - I got ya in trouble with your Wife! Let me know when you can come out and play again!

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Didn't pilfer any Mickey soap but I did purchase some at Basin, it probably tastes good though.....

 

[gellybean]

Totally cracked up at the v@gina doctor knowing about more than legs! And getting too excited to do his job!


Literally laughing out loud. Needed it too after the day I had. Ok, seriously, the day wasn't that bad....


but...


my 6 year old son did walk into the living room earlier, holding his PS3 controller precariously between two fingers and asked me, "Mom, how are we gonna clean pee off my controller?"







So yea. Thanks for the laugh!!





And HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wannago2disney]

I may have to ground him from the computer.....

Oh, please don't this could get really interesting!!


I think Baylor is right on with his terminology...call them what they are! by the way can I use this? I have a friend from high school who is an OB/GYN and she is way too wrapped up in the letters after her name.....oh boy it just gives me tingles at the anticipation of her reaction

 

[Charleston Princess]

Dawn, I wandered over here from Wigd's TR, and you have me in stitches already!!! I love your writing and your sense of humor. I have a 12-year-old who routinely claims that I treat her brother better than her. I am so employing your Cinderella mind tricks on her from now on!!!

 

[Dizneydawn]

He is such a giver...a humantitarian deserving the Nobel Peace Prize...his Motto...
"Saving one Vajayjay at a time!"

Didn't pilfer any Mickey soap but I did purchase some at Basin, it probably tastes good though.....

You could probably drop it on the ground a few times and make it worse...crunchy soap...ewwwwww..

Totally cracked up at the v@gina doctor knowing about more than legs! And getting too excited to do his job!
I mean...I suppose there are some that do the v@ginal rejuvination now that are totally Vag Doc's....How exactly do you know if your pink kitty needs a lift? I mean I know when your girls do it's because they have introduced themselves to your lap...is it when your cha cha meets your Croc's?

Literally laughing out loud. Needed it too after the day I had. Ok, seriously, the day wasn't that bad....


but...


my 6 year old son did walk into the living room earlier, holding his PS3 controller precariously between two fingers and asked me, "Mom, how are we gonna clean pee off my controller?"







So yea. Thanks for the laugh!!





And HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am dying...laughing so hard I can't breathe...that is so gross...at least he told you before he borrowed it to Aunt Betty when she came over....

Oh, please don't this could get really interesting!!

Or us kicked off the boards...one or the other for sure!
I think Baylor is right on with his terminology...call them what they are! by the way can I use this? I have a friend from high school who is an OB/GYN and she is way too wrapped up in the letters after her name.....oh boy it just gives me tingles at the anticipation of her reaction

I say don't tell her...have it made into a bumber sticker or a cling-on...and slap that sucker on her car without her knowing...

Dawn, I wandered over here from Wigd's TR, and you have me in stitches already!!! I love your writing and your sense of humor. I have a 12-year-old who routinely claims that I treat her brother better than her. I am so employing your Cinderella mind tricks on her from now on!!!

I am all for self inflicted pain...you should see the looks of the sales clerks though when she and I are checking out and she asks for XYZ - and I say..."NO because I do not like you, remember?" Then we start cracking up and the clerk isn't sure if she should call CPS or the nut farm.