Space Mountain: Clothing Optional - All done and true even if it is April Fool's

[Jasperann]

I have to Sub to this TR. I've lurked on your other TR and I peaked in on your PTR a couple times... I'm going to finish it before this one really gets started. I love your family's humor. It is a lot like ours.

 

[kbheap]

I'm in. Your TR's are great.

 

[twob4him]

I am two days late but in...and I am posting your trip report link on my facebook if its ok with you...just wanna check first. You are my all-time FAVORITE trip report author of all time...I mean the best! I cannot wait to go back and catch up!!!

 

[winkers]

The crazy ex girlfriend house and pet sitting sounds like the start of a horror movie.

I hope you've checked for bugs on the phone line and hidden cameras.

 

[wsushocker]

The crazy ex girlfriend house and pet sitting sounds like the start of a horror movie.

I hope you've checked for bugs on the phone line and hidden cameras.

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Have you ever noticed that this smilie looks like a laughing vjay?
This one is doing cartwheels.....

 

[shannn]

Have you ever noticed that this smilie looks like a laughing vjay?
This one is doing cartwheels.....

OMG, Anita. I'm blushing!!
(but laughing too! )

 

[Dizneydawn]

I have to Sub to this TR. I've lurked on your other TR and I peaked in on your PTR a couple times... I'm going to finish it before this one really gets started. I love your family's humor. It is a lot like ours.

I am so glad you are posting here and it looks like you have a trip comming up yourself!

I'm in. Your TR's are great.

Thanks and WELCOME!

I am two days late but in...and I am posting your trip report link on my facebook if its ok with you...just wanna check first. You are my all-time FAVORITE trip report author of all time...I mean the best! I cannot wait to go back and catch up!!!

I am so flattered..and also wonder about your mental stability...but that's another conversation...go ahead and link here if you want...not even sure I would know how to do it if I could on FB! - Seriously though - Thanks for finding me here again!

The crazy ex girlfriend house and pet sitting sounds like the start of a horror movie.
It was not all that bad...she did kill a 6' Tree by witholding water...hmmmm...maybe she is a sadist!
I hope you've checked for bugs on the phone line and hidden cameras.

Nope - I have not...she might get an earfull!

Where do you find these things? I can barely find my @ss with both hands and it is huge!

Have you ever noticed that this smilie looks like a laughing vjay?
This one is doing cartwheels.....

Anita - That was your out loud type...And no...I haven't. Although you bring up some matches I would like to explore.

We can play the game..Match the VaJayJay Smilie with the person.

Hillary Clinton
Phyllis Diller
Rosie O Donnell
Pamela Anderson
Michelle Duggar
Angelina Jolie
Kathy Lee Gifford
Richard Simmons (I am convinced he has one)
Jamie Lee Curtis
Dr. Ruth
Barbara Bush
Janet Reno
Joan Rivers
Dear Abby
Mrs. Claus
Rachel Ray
Octo Mom

OMG, Anita. I'm blushing!!
(but laughing too! )

I know! Now we know how she landed Marc! If her hootie can do cartwheels - she put him in an alligator death roll and he has never escaped since!!

 

[wsushocker]

Michelle Duggar

 

[gellybean]

@ Duggar and Octo Mom


is Joan Rivers because she's had so much plastic surgery that her mouth is now above her eyes?




Helen Keller
Kate Gossellin (with that hair)
Goldie Hawn after collagen

 

[Dizneydawn]

The sad part is this pic is 5 kids ago... but only 4 years ago!

 

[Dizneydawn]

@ Duggar and Octo Mom


is Joan Rivers because she's had so much plastic surgery that her mouth is now above her eyes?
Totally!



Helen Keller
Kate Gossellin (with that hair)
Goldie Hawn after collagen

(Mellanie Griffith too!)

We should make this into a t-shirt!

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Oh my gosh! This thread needs a rating!
Dawn, please come up with something witty!

 

[wsushocker]

I know! Now we know how she landed Marc! If her hootie can do cartwheels - she put him in an alligator death roll and he has never escaped since!!

Here is a picture of us early in our courting.....

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[winkers]

Have you ever noticed that this smilie looks like a laughing vjay?
This one is doing cartwheels.....

[We can play the game..Match the VaJayJay Smilie with the person.

Hillary Clinton
Phyllis Diller
Dr. Ruth
Barbara Bush
Janet Reno
Joan Rivers
Dear Abby
Mrs. Claus
Rachel Ray
Octo Mom

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@ Duggar and Octo Mom


is Joan Rivers because she's had so much plastic surgery that her mouth is now above her eyes?




Helen Keller
Kate Gossellin (with that hair)
Goldie Hawn after collagen

I think I just wet the bed from laughing so hard!

 

[Millie12591]

Man! Dawn's words and Marc's illustrations? This is going to be good.

 

[Millie12591]

I think Baylor is right on with his terminology...call them what they are! by the way can I use this? I have a friend from high school who is an OB/GYN and she is way too wrapped up in the letters after her name.....oh boy it just gives me tingles at the anticipation of her reaction [/QUOTE]
I would looooove to see her face when you call her the vajajay doc. I can just imagine the look now..... You called me whaaaaa? Her head will start bobbing from side to side and saying..."I know you di'nt just call me what I think you called me!"

He is such a giver...a humantitarian deserving the Nobel Peace Prize...his Motto...
"Saving one Vajayjay at a time!"
Well you know....they do what they can.


I say don't tell her...have it made into a bumber sticker or a cling-on...and slap that sucker on her car without her knowing...
Ooooh, even better!!!! Better make it a magnetic one, don't want to send her all the way over the edge!

I have to Sub to this TR. I've lurked on your other TR and I peaked in on your PTR a couple times... I'm going to finish it before this one really gets started. I love your family's humor. It is a lot like ours.

No one has a sense of humor like Dawn and family. She is a one of a kind vajajay story tellin, tampon tirade talkin mama!

Where do you find these things? I can barely find my @ss with both hands and it is huge!
It's true. She told me.

Anita - That was your out loud type...And no...I haven't. Although you bring up some matches I would like to explore.

We can play the game..Match the VaJayJay Smilie with the person.

Hillary Clinton
Phyllis Diller
Rosie O Donnell
Pamela Anderson
Michelle Duggar
Angelina Jolie
Kathy Lee Gifford
Richard Simmons (I am convinced he has one)
Jamie Lee Curtis
Dr. Ruth
Barbara Bush
Janet Reno
Joan Rivers
Dear Abby
Mrs. Claus
Rachel Ray
Octo Mom




I know! Now we know how she landed Marc! If her hootie can do cartwheels - she put him in an alligator death roll and he has never escaped since!!

With the last two quotes..... I think I peed myself a little. Reminder to self when reading Dawn's report....wear Depends and DO NOT drink anything infront of the computer!!!

I think I just wet the bed from laughing so hard!

See! Exactly! I knew someone else had to be peeing themselves, I think I may have to clean the couch now. Who gets the bill, Anita, or Dawn?

 

[Dizneydawn]

Oh my gosh! This thread needs a rating!
Dawn, please come up with something witty!

Rated EF - For Extremely Funny!

Here is a picture of us early in our courting.....

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See! I knew it! Ya know how some men name their HooHobber...welll Anita's Chachkie is called...Chomper!

I think I just wet the bed from laughing so hard!

You better get some waterproof matress covers...and you are in bed? Do you sleep neked? We should know each other a bit better first don't ya think!

With the last two quotes..... I think I peed myself a little. Reminder to self when reading Dawn's report....wear Depends and DO NOT drink anything infront of the computer!!!

Sure blame me...everyone else does!

See! Exactly! I knew someone else had to be peeing themselves, I think I may have to clean the couch now. Who gets the bill, Anita, or Dawn?

I say Anita - with that side show cootchie of hers she can get a job at Gartorland in no time!

 

[2xcited2sleep]

OMG! Dying over here.

VJJ smilies.

Alligator death grips.



The smilie section will never look the same to me again.

 

[wsushocker]

While on the topic of alligators......

We did not even know of each other back then and we both visited the same alligator riding school!
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