Then you're not the target market for the Art of Animation Family Suites, either. Last time I stayed in a hotel suite that was two actual bedrooms, I was twelve and the hotel was in New York City. A hotel suite can be a variety of configurations, but all are typically some version of a sleeping area/room and a living area/room.
The original post is barely comprehensible (and yes, I saw the explanation and apology). I, for one, would greatly appreciate you not speaking on behalf of everyone reading it and making the entirely unsubstantiated claim that "The rest of us had no trouble...".