Sorry folks, parks closed!

[S. C.]

 

[Stacerita]

Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?

 

[S. C.]

I own this hotel!

 

[Pugdog007]

If you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster is the way to go. You think you hate it now, but just wait until you drive it.

 

[MariDisney]

Took the whole clan to Florida one year. Worst two weeks I ever had in my life.

 

[Geoff_M]

"If Dad hadn’t shot Walt Disney in the leg, it would have been our best vacation ever!"

In many ways, the original is even funnier.

 

[mantysk8coach]

"Say goodbye to the old gas guzzler Russ"

*Waves* "See ya later!"

 

[S. C.]

The water is invigorating.

 

[OhMari]

They owe me!

 

[JR6ooo4]

"the moose out front should ov told ya"

Mikeeee

 

[DisneyBamaFan]

When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation. And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun.

 

[DisneyBamaFan]

Is that a real gun, Mom?

I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father may be going away for a little while.

 

[Stitch2007]

WalllyWorld, Dad

 

[Stacerita]

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?

 

[DisneyBamaFan]

Aunt Edna: Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie: Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark: Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie: About fifty-two thousand dollars.

 

[peacelovemickey]

The moose says you're closed, I say you're open!

 

[Stacerita]

We're not really violent people. This is our first gun.

 

[lucas]

First ones here!

 

[lucas]

This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.

 

[Jennasis]

A dead person breathed on me!

Is that REAL tomato ketchup Eddie?...Nuthin' but the best!