aunt lissa
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These were too good not to share
1. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to
look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how
nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
2. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end
of his chain and gag himself.
3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
vague.
4. A penny saved is a government oversight.
5. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
6. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is
to buy a replacement.
7. He who hesitates is probably right.
8. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone
in mind to blame.
9. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell
when he's really in trouble.
10. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom
door you're on.
11. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
12. Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
13. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing
is free yet?
14. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be
the world to one person.
15. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
16. Don't cry because it's over: smile because it happened.
17. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some
are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all
are different colors...but they all have to learn to live in the same
box.
18. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
19. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
20. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you
left open.
21. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
22. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
23. If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
24. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
25. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
26. I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just
wish he didn't trust me so much.
27. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow
old because you stop laughing.
28. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
29. We cannot change the direction of the wind... but we can
adjust our sails.
30. If the shoe fits......buy it in every color (YES!)
31. Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought
about you today!
1. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to
look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how
nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
2. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end
of his chain and gag himself.
3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
vague.
4. A penny saved is a government oversight.
5. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
6. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is
to buy a replacement.
7. He who hesitates is probably right.
8. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone
in mind to blame.
9. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell
when he's really in trouble.
10. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom
door you're on.
11. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
12. Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
13. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing
is free yet?
14. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be
the world to one person.
15. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
16. Don't cry because it's over: smile because it happened.
17. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some
are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all
are different colors...but they all have to learn to live in the same
box.
18. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
19. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
20. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you
left open.
21. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
22. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
23. If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
24. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
25. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
26. I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just
wish he didn't trust me so much.
27. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow
old because you stop laughing.
28. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
29. We cannot change the direction of the wind... but we can
adjust our sails.
30. If the shoe fits......buy it in every color (YES!)
31. Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought
about you today!
