WDWHound
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- Feb 21, 2000
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* Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited - until you try to
get into their pew. [George Goldtrap, Madison, Tennessee]
* The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. [Mark Twain]
* Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.[Fred Allen]
* Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched, matched and dispatched. [Lowell B. Yoder, Holland, Ohio]
* Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn't
belong. [Msgr. Joseph P. Dooley, Martins Creek, Pennsylvania]
* If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has. [Rev. Robert E. Harris]
* A lot of church members who are singing "Standing On The Promises" are just sitting on the premises. [Sr. Monique Rysavy]
* I don't know why some people change churches - what difference does it make which one you stay home from? [Rev. Denny Brake]
* If a Savior leaves you as you are and where you are, from what has He saved you? [Rev. Denny Brake]
* Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I
discovered I was not God. [Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.]
* To err is human; to blame it on somebody else is even more human. [John Nadeau, Medford, Massachusetts]
* Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. [Rev. Denny Brake]
get into their pew. [George Goldtrap, Madison, Tennessee]
* The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. [Mark Twain]
* Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.[Fred Allen]
* Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched, matched and dispatched. [Lowell B. Yoder, Holland, Ohio]
* Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn't
belong. [Msgr. Joseph P. Dooley, Martins Creek, Pennsylvania]
* If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has. [Rev. Robert E. Harris]
* A lot of church members who are singing "Standing On The Promises" are just sitting on the premises. [Sr. Monique Rysavy]
* I don't know why some people change churches - what difference does it make which one you stay home from? [Rev. Denny Brake]
* If a Savior leaves you as you are and where you are, from what has He saved you? [Rev. Denny Brake]
* Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I
discovered I was not God. [Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.]
* To err is human; to blame it on somebody else is even more human. [John Nadeau, Medford, Massachusetts]
* Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. [Rev. Denny Brake]
