To:
Ncombs
Sorry if my posts was a bit too much, but as i stated, i have been 15 years in the Navy. We are much worse in "real life", but were used to it. We in the Navy usualy just say what we think, and the point where we get ofended (sp?) is not the same as "regular" people.
A couple of stories from the navy:
Senior officer
I used to be a crewmember of a minelayer (a ship which could carry 288 seamines, 500 kilos each), and we had a smoking policy onboard the ship. Everyone respected that policy, so that the non smokers and smokers could live with it.
We had 1 person onboard who was a fanatical non smoker, and he was also a sports fanatic. The person was the ships senior officer, number 2 after the commander of the ship.
As a senior officer he was the one who made most of the rules of how things should be on a everyday basis onboard. No big deal, we respected him.
At some point in time, a master sargeant told me, that our senior officer in the past was a heavy smoker (smoking cigars), and he had been fat too (nothing wrong about that) because he realy liked food.
We thought this was REALY FUNNY, because he acted like a fanatic, and never told the crew about those things. Pointless to say, since that day, every now and then we made fun of him, but he could take it. Afterall its the Navy
Master sargeant
Well the reason for this second story, is the previous posts regarding the use of sprays to remove the smell of smoke.
We had a master sargeant onboard, called Vagn, ugly name btw.

, he was not very popular, and a heavy smoker btw.
Back in October 2004, the ship was going to be scraped, and all the things onboard the ship was being removed from the ship.
The commander and the senior officer were no longer a part of the crew, and therefore the master sargeant Vagn, thougt that he would move from his previous office to the office whitch had belonged to the senior office.
The remaining crew of sargeants thought that, now Vagn had lost it, as usual,and to take "revenge" on him, they took 3 different cardboards which smelled of pine wood, roses and regular room fresh. Those 3 items where then placed in the venting system. The next day when he entered the office, i tell you, i have never smelled anything that bad in my entire life, you would have got a headache straight away.
The crew laughed all day long, and he was realy mad, he tried to find out where the smell came from, but never found out.
He was so dumb, that he continued to use the senior officers office, instead he should have moved back to his old office,
Sorry for my spelling, im a dane