Seven weeks before Easter and wouldn't you think you could get a fresh

[Rafiki Rafiki Rafiki]

I have a confession to make.

My kids think marshmallows grow on trees. They think we have one of these trees in the backyard, but we can't ever get a good batch of them because all the squirrels and birds are eating them all the time.

How long can I keep it a secret?

 

[bigmerle1966]

Oh my goodness the Dis is jumping tonight, I don't think I've laughed this hard in weeks.


Peep prostitution- $5 for a blue one, $25 for yellow.

 

[tevagirl]

Oh my goodness the Dis is jumping tonight, I don't think I've laughed this hard in weeks.


Peep prostitution- $5 for a blue one, $25 for yellow.

and for 50.00 bucks they'll throw in the Easter Bunny.

 

[Stacerita]

and for 50.00 bucks they'll throw in the Easter Bunny.

I heard you can only have that in Thailand.


*This above statement is in no way meant to offend Thailand, anyone from Thailand, someone who has been to Thailand, a person who got a postcard from Thailand or the like. Meant it purely as a joke.

 

[bigmerle1966]

I heard you can only have that in Thailand.


*This above statement is in no way meant to offend Thailand, anyone from Thailand, someone who has been to Thailand, a person who got a postcard from Thailand or the like. Meant it purely as a joke.

No, it would only cost $5 in Thailand, everything is cheeper over there.

 

[snowwhitesmom]

And you would know this, Merle, why?

 

[luvflorida]

No, it would only cost $5 in Thailand, everything is cheeper over there.

Cheaper Peepers!!

DD15 has a dance competition this weekend. We are leaving this morning and won't be back till Sunday night. I'm depending on you people to get this thread out of the gutter and back on track by the time I return.

Stale Peeps Fresh Peeps Cheap Peeps
All is not as it seems in Peepsville.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

"fresh peeps" sounds even dirtier!

I think that hard Peep sounds pretty darn dirty!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

DD15 has a dance competition this weekend. We are leaving this morning and won't be back till Sunday night. I'm depending on you people to get this thread out of the gutter and back on track by the time I return.

I'm here, you have no worries--I will make sure that this thread stays on track. You will have no worries!

Of course I didn't say what track that would be....

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Oh come on all you peep lovers--no peep show while luvflorida is gone today? We have to give her something juicy, or should I say sticky to read when she gets back! I don't like the things so I really can't offer much in the way of entertainment on this one.

 

[luvflorida]

I'm here, you have no worries--I will make sure that this thread stays on track. You will have no worries!

Of course I didn't say what track that would be....

OMG! We got home late last night and I just thought of this thread and I had to run to the pantry because I remembered that I had a five pack of those nasty little peeps in there. Ah, they were delicious!!!

Leave it to you, T&B, to push this thread that much closer to the edge of poofdom. Hard peeps!?!

 

[liamsaunt]

Have you seen Lord of the Peeps?

http://www.lordofthepeeps.com/lotp/fotp.html

That's one use for stale peeps!

 

[mickeyboat]

luvflorida - now you and I might have a problem. You Yellow Supremecist! I am offended. I am an equal opportunity fresh peeper eater, thank you very much.

As a matter of fact, I ate 6 pink peeps this weekend (my darn kids have decided they like them, so I am forced to share a few). There are 5 peeps left at home on the shelf calling my name, and I will be darned if I am going to let them suffer past tonight.

Denae

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I don't like Peeps, but just to show you all that I do not discriminate, I am off to have some black licorice (but I don't like the red licorice, so I suppose I do discriminate ).

 

[luvflorida]

Have you seen Lord of the Peeps?

http://www.lordofthepeeps.com/lotp/fotp.html

That's one use for stale peeps!

That was a very funny, and I must say, creative, way to utilize peeps! I'll have to show that to my DD15, she's a big Lord of the Rings fan.

 

[luvflorida]

luvflorida - now you and I might have a problem. You Yellow Supremecist! I am offended. I am an equal opportunity fresh peeper eater, thank you very much.

I find the purple, (actually I think they're called lavender, like that makes a difference), and pink peeps to leave a nasty taste in my mouth, kind of like red food coloring on cake. Yuck!

And, did you know they make white peeps? The way this thread is going, I thought it better to leave them out of it!

 

[luvflorida]

I don't like Peeps, but just to show you all that I do not discriminate, I am off to have some black licorice (but I don't like the red licorice, so I suppose I do discriminate ).

Oh, you like licorice, but not peeps. I see. So, you're anti-peeps. I hope the peeps don't get wind of this.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Yeah, I don't like marshmallows unless they are melted. I haven't tried melted licorice.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

What do you suppose people think about Henry and Venus (my kitty) staring at them when we are taking turns posting?

 

[bigmerle1966]

luvflorida - now you and I might have a problem. You Yellow Supremecist! I am offended. I am an equal opportunity fresh peeper eater, thank you very much.

As a matter of fact, I ate 6 pink peeps this weekend (my darn kids have decided they like them, so I am forced to share a few). There are 5 peeps left at home on the shelf calling my name, and I will be darned if I am going to let them suffer past tonight.

Denae

Try telling your kids that peeps are "Much to good for children" and keep them for yourself.