~Semantics. ^^^^All of this. But, you're not crazy -- just somewhat biased & a tad persnickety.
~The argument is consistent, if you define an E ticket as a very popular ride or attraction. The mine train isn't open yet and was just featured in People magazine --
People. The amount of buzz surrounding the mine train is amazing.
~Roller coaster aficionados *may* scoff at the mine train. But, the general public is going to LOVE this head over heels.
~It's Tough To Be A Bug is a 4D film based on a 3D movie -- it's not a roller coaster and it's not remotely popular.
~Moving along to your bizarre assessment of Radiator Springs Racers -- here you describe the animatronics as "
big, basic characters, with limited range movement". They're just gussied up robots and they're not going break dance for you. It's a ride, you will glance at them for 3 whole seconds before transitioning to the next scene. Realistic expectations are needed here -- it's not necessary for the animatronics to fly to the moon and back.
~This is the first time I've ever heard someone say that Test Track is more intense and has more features than RSR. I think TT is very mild -- fun but mild. Actually, I expect the mine train to have more thrills than TT. Before you flame me -- I feel the G forces when a normal elevator descends or driving on a hill or while on an airplane. I feel squeamish just by watching roller coaster and high heights. So, I admit even the mildest of rides are of some thrill to me, especially anything with a drop. I love roller coasters.
~Moving along.... you've also said that "
the underlying ride is really a kids ride with very low thrills, no top level animatrons." How do you know this? We have yet to see any of the animatronics and I expect them to be top notch, even better than The Little Mermaid Ride.
~Lipstick on a pig? I really don't think so. This is a well built, masterly crafted structure with immense theming & details -- one that you have yet to experience. The cars feature state of art technology as well -- it may not be "Goliath" in terms of thrills but you haven't ridden in one quite like this. The experience will be a unique one.
~It's all subjective. You bash the mine train, RSR and basically every other ride at WDW as not being worthy of E ticket status. However, you consider The Haunted Mansion to be an E ticket. I totally disagree with this. I walked right by this and didn't know or care to see what it was for years. I know the Haunted Mansion is popular but I thought the movie came first. It just wasn't on my radar and I don't care for the theme.
~I totally agree with you about Kali -- but I understand why it's an E ticket.
~I actually have the Toy Story Wii game and it is essentially the same.

But, I love TSM. The ride may be mediocre but the theming is over the top and it's super fun. Actually, it terms of thrills Star Tours 2.0 is more thrilling and just as themed but TSM is extremely popular and this is what propels it to being an E ticket attraction. That and the glaring lack of family attractions at DHS.
~So, there are a lot of variables to take into account. None of which you care to address objectively. It doesn't mean you're "wrong" it's just that "we're all different."
~You've posted pics of what isn't an E ticket but absolutely nothing to demonstrate what is. All you've done is tell us what appeals to just "you." But, at least you acknowledge that. Thanks so much for giving me a glimpse of the reasoning behind your opinions.
~As usual, very well said Tonka!
~It's beautiful, but I guess you were expecting The Golden Gate bridge.

I get it. Initially, I felt that way about Beast's Castle, lol. I was really expecting a real castle but quickly learned to temper my expectations with the project. I think it looks beautiful for what it is. I just hope at some point you can find joy in appreciating the little things. Disney is about those fabulous details.
~This. Thank you.
~LOL. Likewise, my passion for shoes, handbags, & basically anything that's wearable.