Settle a disagreement for us

[The Mystery Machine]

Maybe she'll just explode one day.

You know why this will happen? Because she is full of it.

 

[Mrs.Toad]

Maybe she'll just explode one day.

And then it'll hit the fan.

 

[minniecarousel]

Ya never know what topic you'll find on the DIS!

Tell her all your internet friends are like you! (huh - is that good or bad?!)

 

[MushyMushy]

Lucky, lucky, lucky.

But she better not brag too much. Karma's not fun.

 

[My sister's princess]

She is one very luck lady, or one very good lier

 

[harleyquinn]

Oh, man the tags from this could be sooooo good. You guys are too clever.

 

[krcit]

She's weird but more importantly...did you ever go

 

[daisax]

I must be a freak then -- I've had the occasional gas pain, but I've never had to go to the bathroom for it.

Don't hate me because I have a strong GI tract!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

She's weird but more importantly...did you ever go

TMI! TMI!

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

She's weird but more importantly...did you ever go

Yes. Thankfully I'm not going to explode.

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

Double post.

 

[Liberty Belle]

She's the unusual one, I'd say. I've had more than my share.

 

[Liberty Belle]

I love that! My DH's Granny used to fart and say, "More room out than in."

lol And my Granny used to say "Better out than in."

 

[KyraS]

Wow! She's the weird one, I can't even imagine not having cramps.

 

[hulagirl87]

As a "survivor" of IBS my life is about cramps. Hers is apparently about never eating. No one can get by on never having cramps

man this is a great thread

 

[nephthys43]

I started having bad stomach cramps this morning at work. The kind that make the hair on your arms stand on end and let you know you need to sit in the bathroom for a while. Well, I kept trying to "go" but my tummy wanted to throw a fit for a while first.

jasmine? is that you?!! my coworker had the exact same problem today, but i didn't respond the same way. i was actually confused over the arm hair thing cause she showed me the goosebumps and i've never had that happen before. the cramps, yes... the goosbumps, no.

 

[chloe770]

Maybe she'll just explode one day.

And then it'll hit the fan.

LMAO

 

[Belle0101]

From a WebMD blog:

Every human being has suffered from gas pains from time to time. Fearful adults call 911 and head for the Emergency Room when they have severe upper abdominal and chest pain, only to find out after exhaustive cardiac tests that it was just gas ( A "Fart Attack" is really preferable to a heart attack, however).

Grandpas sit in their recliners and proudly proclaim an infestation of barking spiders; much to the delight of their grandchildren who will no longer pull their fingers. Teenagers can belch the alphabet after quickly downing a carbonated drink. I see people with gas-related issues nearly everyday in my practice, but flatulence is not really what I would like to blog about.

 

[chisnpeke]

Yes, she's weird. I have had those kind of cramps that you get goose bumps with. Ohh they hurt so bad. I used to get them at school and it would be the WORST.

 

[Stacerita]

She's weird...and incredibly lucky.

Very lucky.