Settle a disagreement for us

[Biscuitsmom31]

I started having bad stomach cramps this morning at work. The kind that make the hair on your arms stand on end and let you know you need to sit in the bathroom for a while. Well, I kept trying to "go" but my tummy wanted to throw a fit for a while first.

Anyway, I mention to my co-worker what's going on so she'll know why I'm in and out of the bathroom. She looks at me like I'm crazy and tells me she's never had stomach cramps.

Now we're in a disagreement over who is weird. I think she's weird to be 44 and have never had "poo" cramps. She thinks most people don't have them and I'm weird.

What do you think?

 

[BCV513]

She's weird...and incredibly lucky.

 

[Macca1111]

Um, I believe everyone gets cramps at some point. Perhaps her pain receptors aren't firing right? Or she's just in denial.

 

[Angelhalo]

She is definitely the weird one.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Yeah, and her crap probably smells like roses.

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

She is probably one of those people that claims they don't fart either

 

[The Mystery Machine]

She is bananas.

 

[AKBAFB]

She should consider herself lucky if she really has never had them! Everyone I know well enough to discuss the subject with has had them. Maybe she just calls them something else - indegestion, upset stomach...., like the Pepto Bismol commercials say!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

She's nuts. Sometimes my stomach cramps are worse than labor!

 

[Cantw8]

I think you're weird to post about it

 

[Tinijocaro]

Your friend is crazy and wacko for thinking that! What a weirdo! (Will she be reading this?)

Who knows, but I thought everyone got cramps at some point in life.

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

I think you're weird to post about it

I guess I should clarify, I'm definitely weird. There's no question there! The question is just about whether most people have those kind of cramps at some point.

 

[Todd&Copper]

Maybe she thought you were preggo and barfing a lot.

I had an aunt who used to say (loudly, and in public):
Better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain.

Maybe this chick is just a farter?

 

[Disney Doll]

She's either weird, lying or really lucky.

 

[diznygirl]

Maybe she'll just explode one day.


She's definitely weird.

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

I had an aunt who used to say (loudly, and in public):
Better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain.

I love that! My DH's Granny used to fart and say, "More room out than in."

 

[ols386]

Then she's not normal.

 

[MI mom of 3]

Maybe she'll just explode one day.

 

[ozarkmom]

She's very lucky is all I can say.

 

[staley7580]

Maybe she'll just explode one day.


She's definitely weird.

Totally.